Bluefalcon
@Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on when the old geezer in front of you shits his pants 17 hours ago:
Well, 9 out of 10 Doctors recommend having a cock to make decisions.
- Comment on when the old geezer in front of you shits his pants 19 hours ago:
You have an elder man that shits himself, rambles on about random shit, and trys to fuck kids. How are we a meritocracy?
- Comment on modest fashion is the best💖 3 weeks ago:
Everyone: How do you use it?
Me: I use one rope to make the triangle around my shaft then to my thighs. Afterwards, I use the high point for support and tie my balls off so thet float.
How it looks!
- Comment on Village People lead singer Victor Willis dead at 74 4 weeks ago:
Breaking News: Dancing Queen and It’s raining men are now hetero songs. The gays failed to renew the lease.
- Comment on Elon Musk taking delivery of his McLaren F1 shortly after selling Zip2 for $307 million in 1999 1 month ago:
Even when he was considered “normal”, he was a loser. 100% she had dick on the side.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Be careful, player two will tap in.
- Comment on stroke confirmed 1 month ago:
Bubba needs to be on the back! Right Mr.President?
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- Comment on Washington man arrested for allegedly throwing rock at seal in Maui 2 months ago:
When animals attack, that shit is funny. Love watching people getting fuckin owned by animals. I wonder why?
- Comment on I was a husky boy and look how I turned out 2 months ago:
You’re thinking about Butterball.
- Comment on I was a husky boy and look how I turned out 2 months ago:
Larry Allen
- Comment on Dave Chappelle Says ‘I Resent the Republican Party’ Because They ‘Weaponized’ Transgender Jokes: ‘That’s Not What I Was Doing’ 3 months ago:
From Riyadh to the UAE, nothing but love for his jokes.
- Comment on Even as an adult I always loved these cartoons 4 months ago:
- Comment on The workers at the Sheri's Ranch brothel in Nevada decided to unionize 4 months ago:
Always unionize!
- Comment on commitment 4 months ago:
"Hey Guy! 😢 Why can’t I make friends? I bought zza🍕
- Comment on Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be? 5 months ago:
No chicken fuckers here? Gonzo! All day.
- Comment on Pentagon expands Grok AI into classified systems despite rising scrutiny outside US 6 months ago:
“Grok. Show me what U.S. bases ,not disclosed to the American people, looks like in a G-string.”
- Comment on A bear, exhausted from abuse, attacks its trainer— Hangzhou Safari Park, China 7 months ago:
I like how the bear when for a single leg sweep towards the end. I’m guessing he is a black belt bear.
- Comment on U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday 7 months ago:
Not sure if we are in a sim or not, but i’m tired of getting fucked.
- Comment on U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday 7 months ago:
2008 recession will look like child’s play compared to our next global recession.
- Comment on Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations 7 months ago:
Good to the very last…💦
- Comment on Find the Piggy 8 months ago:
Be careful, before big bad trump huffs and puffs and blows your husband!
- Comment on Reselling tickets for profit to be outlawed in UK government crackdown 8 months ago:
You say you’re “not drawing one (line)” but then explain why you would. My point is not the best seat but a seat.
Regulating outside influences is smart. The U.S. is a great example of why. It is cheaper to get 2 tickets to Ireland plus concert tickets and board then to see the same group in L.A., CA. There are every few regulations stopping ticketmaster from scalping the ticket on stubhub, a ticketmaster subsidiary.
- Comment on Reselling tickets for profit to be outlawed in UK government crackdown 8 months ago:
So making sure there is an unattainable area to all is fine with you? So where is the line?
- Comment on Reselling tickets for profit to be outlawed in UK government crackdown 8 months ago:
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
- Comment on Reselling tickets for profit to be outlawed in UK government crackdown 8 months ago:
So what is considered a luxury? Is a hot meal? A house? Warm clothes? To me, art should be consumed by all not the the rich.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 8 months ago:
Bro! I’m not gay!
- Comment on Mexico president to seek charges after being groped on street 8 months ago:
- Comment on Trump Administration Live Updates: Government Ordered to Pay Food Stamp Benefits During Shutdown 8 months ago:
At one point during the hearing, Tyler Becker, a lawyer for the Justice Department, argued on Friday that the shutdown was “not an emergency,” even though roughly 42 million people were at risk of losing benefits imminently.
So one is not invited to the next party.
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 8 months ago:
Every MAGA Uncle just got hard. Be careful they will come after you for using their meme.
