bizzle
@bizzle@lemmy.world
Organic weed farmer and sci-fi enthusiast.
- Comment on That's right! 2 weeks ago:
Same lmfao 2016 (mid at best) and 2024 (extra good)
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 3 weeks ago:
I told my kids to claim my skull for the mantle and compost the rest
- Comment on Since the government can theoretically access the location of everyone's phone, wouldn't it be unsafe for an undocumented immigrant to have a phone? 3 weeks ago:
You’re high, half a hotdog is 7.5 cm
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 4 weeks ago:
Average military pay is like 2100/month so I guess if the dudes in charge of the nukes/drones/tanks decide to stop getting cucked by business interests it would probably be fine.
- Comment on What do zoos do with dead animals? 5 weeks ago:
Fuck that’s probably righteous compost by now
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 5 weeks ago:
Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I’m good with it.
Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad 😂
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 5 weeks ago:
If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.
Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 5 weeks ago:
I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords 🥲 it’s pretty much my dream
- Comment on I just need to keep it steady 1 month ago:
Ha! Nope actually, not in my old Cadillac or my Mercedes. Those both had anti theft. That would have been nice though.
- Comment on I just need to keep it steady 1 month ago:
I had a Bluetooth cassette adapter as recently as like 2021, I like old cars
- Comment on if you quit a job you didn't like or was toxic, didn't the financial hit scare you? 1 month ago:
Nah Uber is a piece of shit. I meant like selling drugs or hookin’
- Comment on if you quit a job you didn't like or was toxic, didn't the financial hit scare you? 1 month ago:
Yes but you can get money in many different ways so that’s nice.
- Comment on If I was selling a bag of flower and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance? 2 months ago:
I used to have this friend we called Blaster Taylor. He was cool as fuck until he started abusing Adderall, and that Adderall addiction turned into meth pretty quick. Started shooting it, that’s when I stopped kickin it with him.
Anyway a couple years after that he got busted selling a bag of rock salt to an undercover cop saying it was meth, and he did a couple years for that as I recall. I don’t talk to any of those dudes anymore but last I heard he’s out by now, complete with swastika face tats.
To paraphrase John Darnielle, selling fake meth was a bad idea; but selling it to a cop was a worse one.
- Comment on Hungry Lions 2 months ago:
Some people are into that
- Comment on Last channel rule 2 months ago:
I did the Wipeout Pure exploit in the days before the PSP had a real browser, it was AMAZING.
- Comment on Last channel rule 2 months ago:
60 and 59, bro 😎
- Comment on Conservatives look to end — or replace — Miami teachers union 2 months ago:
Mrs Bizzle and I live on the border between a red state and a blue state. She’s a SPED teacher, and works in the red state. They have the lowest paid teachers and the highest paid superintendent in our area.
If she came to the district where we already live, she would have a shorter commute and make an extra like 8k/yr.
She won’t do it 😭
- Comment on THICC 2 months ago:
Some people thought the aquarium was appropriating AAVE
- Comment on Anon took the buzzpill 2 months ago:
Bowl shaped probably
- Comment on Afraid 2 months ago:
Isn’t this the big bad from Space Marine 2
- Comment on Is it possible to bottle a fart while maintaining its freshness? 3 months ago:
“potent” is a gross word
- Comment on Video Game Developers Are Leaving The Industry And Doing Something, Anything Else 3 months ago:
Quit your job, start gardening.
- Comment on What Ticketmaster Doesn't Want You To Know: Concerts Were Cheap For Decades 3 months ago:
I call shenanigans, flying squid generally only live 1 year in the wild.
- Comment on Anon is Wario 3 months ago:
Nerds know how to get down, bro.
- Comment on steezy fly 3 months ago:
Damn that fly got the steez
- Comment on Crystals 4 months ago:
That’s the sweetest thing anybody’s ever said about me 🥲
- Comment on Crystals 4 months ago:
It’s not, I’m a Chaote myself. Let these guys be content with the shadows on the wall. 93/93
- Comment on Crystals 4 months ago:
Now I’m just a humble weed farmer but I’ve seen “A Boy and His Atom” and it looks an awful lot like waves/vibrations to me. And I’m pretty sure some researchers have seen Lithium atoms collapse into waves near absolute zero. And we know that these waves and particles are effected by observation. And I’ve also smoked a bunch of DMT and eaten mysterious varieties of mushroom. That’s why I believe in m⛤gick.
- Comment on What should I know about using a wheelchair for the first time? 4 months ago:
Source for full clip? That sounds rad
- Comment on Anon has a question 4 months ago:
Sweet thanks!