bizzle
@bizzle@lemmy.world
Organic weed farmer and sci-fi enthusiast.
- Comment on i love trash 2 days ago:
Pet rats are fine but urban rats are scary as fuck
- Comment on Oh NOOOO 1 week ago:
That’s actually sweet thank you
- Comment on Anon watches some reruns 3 weeks ago:
If you want some crazy fucked up nightmares, fall asleep with a nicotine patch on
- Comment on When Lemmy got named did no one think that the "lemming" association might alienate people? 3 weeks ago:
Should call them re-_moved_s
- Comment on Homer Simpson irl 3 weeks ago:
Average middle manager
- Comment on He's taking some deep drags on that Marlboro as he considers what to do 3 weeks ago:
AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT, HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT!
- Comment on A funny thing in Iran is how they repackage old PlayStation consoles 3 weeks ago:
Hell yeah you have, nice. I looked up that thing, do you like yours? One of my kids really likes the retro games and that price is right
- Comment on A funny thing in Iran is how they repackage old PlayStation consoles 3 weeks ago:
PS1 was my first console, I wish I still had it. Spent my days with Crash Bandicoot and Hogs of War
- Comment on Do snakes prefer to drink warm or cool water? 5 weeks ago:
I believe some eastern cultures prefer hot water for exactly that reason
- Comment on Spotify Premium "Ad Free" plan 1 month ago:
They convince you to start a second family with your mistress in Atlantic City
- Comment on Is there any way I can realistically send a message to Donald Trump and have him read it? 1 month ago:
No, he cannot read
- Comment on If driving with your head buried in your phone isn't dangerous enough there's also THIS 1 month ago:
I work out of my shitty ass rust bucket truck and this would actually be helpful for me, right now I put my burger on the passenger seat and balance my phone precariously on the steering wheel. This would be sweet.
- Comment on The opposite of hot girl summer 1 month ago:
It’s been in the 40s where I am almost every day since December 🥲
On the one hand, thanks ExxonMobil! But on the other hand… thanks, ExxonMobil 😬
- Comment on What do I do? 1 month ago:
I’ve had many jobs in my life, in many different industries. I’ve never regretted leaving a job.
- Comment on Putting the die in diet 1 month ago:
Y’all motherfuckers need gardens smdh I haven’t had a plastic wrapped berry in years.
Cant help with grains though those are pretty rough at urban homestead scales
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Can’t win with some people. Personally I’d just disengage.
- Comment on I just looked up out of curiosity how to build a pipe bomb on google. The how to build a dirty bomb nuclear bomb and so forth. They are all .gov sites. How do people keep building these things? 1 month ago:
Alcohol no, gasoline and motor oil yes
- Comment on Accurate cartography 2 months ago:
Jesus Christ, did they bill you for that advice?
- Comment on Accurate cartography 2 months ago:
My comment was satire on the sad state of the American “education” system
- Comment on Accurate cartography 2 months ago:
I don’t get it, seems like a completely accurate map? I’m american btw
- Comment on RuneScape is planning on introducing Black Mirror inspired membership plans 2 months ago:
Trash tier take
- Comment on Sony Cancels Two More PlayStation Projects 2 months ago:
Helldivers 2 is sweet though
- Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer? 2 months ago:
Pressure washer. In the spring you can make enough money with it to buy a drum kit.
- Comment on I have a good feeling about this one. 2 months ago:
2023 was my personal best year ever. I hope that in the afterlife I can relive 2023 over and over.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 2 months ago:
Helldivers 2
- Comment on That's right! 3 months ago:
Same lmfao 2016 (mid at best) and 2024 (extra good)
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 3 months ago:
I told my kids to claim my skull for the mantle and compost the rest
- Comment on Since the government can theoretically access the location of everyone's phone, wouldn't it be unsafe for an undocumented immigrant to have a phone? 3 months ago:
You’re high, half a hotdog is 7.5 cm
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 4 months ago:
Average military pay is like 2100/month so I guess if the dudes in charge of the nukes/drones/tanks decide to stop getting cucked by business interests it would probably be fine.
- Comment on What do zoos do with dead animals? 4 months ago:
Fuck that’s probably righteous compost by now