I need my fans in order to sleep. Their worship is what sets my mind at ease. If I am not lulled into slumber by their jubilant adorations I will wake with a great and terrible vengeance to wreak havoc upon this earth
Just shoot me and save me the trouble
Submitted 4 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Well yes, of course, that’s why the hedge_lord accords were written into the fan laws.
But for everyone else …
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Wait, can people sleep with the noise of a fan in the background? I like complete darkness and complete silence.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I have tinnitus so I can’t sleep without a fan or noise-maker.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Me too, but I don’t really feel that bothered by it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
I can’t sleep without the noise of a fan in the room.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 weeks ago
That would be ideal, but a problem arises when there isn’t complete silence in the background. Noisy neighbors, housemates, cats running around in the hallway at 3 in the morning. The fan noise mutes it to some degree, and then you begin to register the fan as silence-adjacent.
socsa@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Because this is not an option for 99% of people. Even if you are in the sticks you get the bugs making noise.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I absolutely need the fan noise since it’s steady and keeps me cool
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
My wife. Drives me nuts.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You’re really not a fan of that idea. You just need to chill out about it.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I don’t sleep with a fan, it blows air on me and that sucks becaue I’ll wake up with eye boogers and my eyes will feel weird. I don’t understand how people would prefer that
I can understand the noise aspect though, even if I don’t personally like it. My parents have used a little noise machine for the past 10 years.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That simply doesn’t happen to me, had a fan on my face my entire life
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 weeks ago
The trick is to point it at you feet, not your face. Faster temperature regulation when you have to stick exactly one foot out to not be too hot.
thejoker954@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I just make sure the fan isnt blowing directly at my face. Keeps eye issues at bay.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
People living in the tropics without AC right now: 🥵
trolololol@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Asians go yeeeeeey
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Honest question: I always have my fan, even in winter, because of the noise. I haven’t found a video that sounds the same, they end up sounding like static or something. Maybe flat? Anyone actually know of one that sounds like a good fan?
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Have you tried a brown noise generator? Not a fan, but works for me.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I haven’t tried brown noise. I’ll give that a shot, thank you. 😊
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
They sell white noise machines which might be what you’re looking for.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’ll have to check some out. The ones I’ve tried always sound static like.
crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Can I still use the AC though
Zeth@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Sure you can. But the fan can’t spin. Good luck!
socphoenix@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Just get some tinnitus the fan noise is basically the same!
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
i need the fan noise to drown out the ringing!
Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Alternative: Ménière’s disease, so you just can’t hear it!
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
I don’t even sleep with a fan for the noise, I love the sensation of wind in my face and also being warm under the blankets while the room feels freezing.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I leave one foot out. Warm foot and cool foot. Perfect balance.
TwanHE@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Mummy sleeping bag in a tent feels great as well after a long day. Bit of a chilly face makes the rest feel that much more comfy
Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I wrap myself up in blankets but make a small tunnel for cold air to hit my face. Feels great.