I need my fans in order to sleep. Their worship is what sets my mind at ease. If I am not lulled into slumber by their jubilant adorations I will wake with a great and terrible vengeance to wreak havoc upon this earth
Just shoot me and save me the trouble
Submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hedge_lord@lemmy.world 1 month ago
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Well yes, of course, that’s why the hedge_lord accords were written into the fan laws.
But for everyone else …
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Wait, can people sleep with the noise of a fan in the background? I like complete darkness and complete silence.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have tinnitus so I can’t sleep without a fan or noise-maker.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Me too, but I don’t really feel that bothered by it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I can’t sleep without the noise of a fan in the room.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 month ago
That would be ideal, but a problem arises when there isn’t complete silence in the background. Noisy neighbors, housemates, cats running around in the hallway at 3 in the morning. The fan noise mutes it to some degree, and then you begin to register the fan as silence-adjacent.
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Because this is not an option for 99% of people. Even if you are in the sticks you get the bugs making noise.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I absolutely need the fan noise since it’s steady and keeps me cool
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My wife. Drives me nuts.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re really not a fan of that idea. You just need to chill out about it.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I don’t sleep with a fan, it blows air on me and that sucks becaue I’ll wake up with eye boogers and my eyes will feel weird. I don’t understand how people would prefer that
I can understand the noise aspect though, even if I don’t personally like it. My parents have used a little noise machine for the past 10 years.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That simply doesn’t happen to me, had a fan on my face my entire life
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 month ago
The trick is to point it at you feet, not your face. Faster temperature regulation when you have to stick exactly one foot out to not be too hot.
thejoker954@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just make sure the fan isnt blowing directly at my face. Keeps eye issues at bay.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People living in the tropics without AC right now: 🥵
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Asians go yeeeeeey
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honest question: I always have my fan, even in winter, because of the noise. I haven’t found a video that sounds the same, they end up sounding like static or something. Maybe flat? Anyone actually know of one that sounds like a good fan?
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Have you tried a brown noise generator? Not a fan, but works for me.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I haven’t tried brown noise. I’ll give that a shot, thank you. 😊
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They sell white noise machines which might be what you’re looking for.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll have to check some out. The ones I’ve tried always sound static like.
crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Can I still use the AC though
Zeth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sure you can. But the fan can’t spin. Good luck!
socphoenix@midwest.social 1 month ago
Just get some tinnitus the fan noise is basically the same!
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i need the fan noise to drown out the ringing!
Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Alternative: Ménière’s disease, so you just can’t hear it!
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I don’t even sleep with a fan for the noise, I love the sensation of wind in my face and also being warm under the blankets while the room feels freezing.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I leave one foot out. Warm foot and cool foot. Perfect balance.
TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mummy sleeping bag in a tent feels great as well after a long day. Bit of a chilly face makes the rest feel that much more comfy
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wrap myself up in blankets but make a small tunnel for cold air to hit my face. Feels great.