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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Might catch him sneaking a peek into the kitchen for their stovetop metal cookware though, he’s pansexual.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Those nonsticks 😩

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      If someone pays off the cook for a little “alone time” with the nonstick stuff, does that make them a Teflon John?

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Eyyyyyyy

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  • tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    "Pan" sexual!! GAWRF HAR HAR HAR HARRRRFFFF!!! It's funny because it's true.

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Hmmm. I WASN'T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.

  Waiter: Sir please don't do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.

  Me: Then why aren't there signs saying not to do it.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    POV: If every sign has a story, this is your chance to immortalize yourself

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    • tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I'm the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don't think my chances for immortality are too good.

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• spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Is that bald Hayden Christensen?

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  • zerog_bandit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “You are on this Wait Staff, but we do not grant you the rank of Waiter.”

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• dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’m going to use this and you can’t stop me

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