Hmmm. I WASN'T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.
Waiter: Sir please don't do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.
Me: Then why aren't there signs saying not to do it.
I promise
Submitted 7 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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tygerprints@kbin.social 7 months ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
POV: If every sign has a story, this is your chance to immortalize yourself
tygerprints@kbin.social 7 months ago
I'm the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don't think my chances for immortality are too good.
spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is that bald Hayden Christensen?
zerog_bandit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“You are on this Wait Staff, but we do not grant you the rank of Waiter.”
dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
I’m going to use this and you can’t stop me
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Might catch him sneaking a peek into the kitchen for their stovetop metal cookware though, he’s pansexual.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Those nonsticks 😩
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If someone pays off the cook for a little “alone time” with the nonstick stuff, does that make them a Teflon John?
thorbot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Eyyyyyyy
tygerprints@kbin.social 7 months ago
"Pan" sexual!! GAWRF HAR HAR HAR HARRRRFFFF!!! It's funny because it's true.