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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear. Sandworm popcorn bucket stuck up ass.

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  • THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wow how did you manage that my guy ?

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    • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The instructions were unclear.

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  • iiGxC@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No no no you’re thinking of “fucking popcorn buckets” it’s a subtle but important dfference.

    On the bright side, now if someone fucks your ass they also fuck the popcorn bucket. You can advertise it as a 2-for-1 special

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gonna need more butter flavored oil for this one

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  • Bristle1744@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stick a coated finger up there first to check if you’re allergic.

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• InvestBurnout@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let him cook...

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• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Redpill lifehack: Cut a hole in the bottom of a bucket to put your dick in, so your partner would occasionally find it.

  Castrate results: After being uncomfortable in hot oily sharp corn nuggets, watch your partner grabbing corn without looking and trying to detach that smooth one that stuck onto something.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Love salt on the genitals.

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Username checks out

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mmmm, glazed popcorn.

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey, I ordered one o' those! And it cost me $85 online!! I figured when else will i get a deal on a metal popcorn bucket with a fleshlight attachment?

  But the bucket is metal so, you'll need your light saber to make a hole for your dick in the bottom of it.

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So a bunt cake pan with a fleshlight inserted into the middle?

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• I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kernel or Colonel?

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