Hustle tip

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• ShunkW@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve never regretted doing that personally

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  • Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s that weird emotion you feel on your first full pack of saltines, not the 54th one

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  • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They’re weirdly good with just a little sip of mountain dew at the same time. Just a little bit though, like barely enough to soak in to the cracker.

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• frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m gonna put butter on them and you can’t stop me. Damn, I wish I had a sleeve of saltines.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only saltines. Whole sleeve.

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    • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nope, you’re not the boss of meeee.

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  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’ve got the ingredients for butter-dipped butter!

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My mom lived off eating only that for decades, lol.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Your mom cut her budget to feed you better and got used to it and/or never financially recovered

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• DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I had 30-50 olives for lunch, so this sounds great!

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• mlg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel like this is trying to hide the fact that it’s explicitly talking about the packaging sleeve and not the actual crackers.

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• Ilsunny@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  For protein, include peanut butter.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only saltines. Whole sleeve.

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  • NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Depression says mustard at best

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like em with peanut butter or sardines!

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only saltines

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    • zeppo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They’re good with water

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  • PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Making someone eat saltines plus peanut butter plus sardines sounds like a war crime.

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• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I used to go through these like clockwork. Now I have gout 😢

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, but do you regret it?

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• the_rogue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Aren’t they called crackers ??

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  • Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a type of cracker.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What did you call me??

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• AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Saltines with honey. Delicious.

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• omega_x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lay them out and melt some cheese on them

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only saltines. Whole sleeve.

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    • darkpanda@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Including the sleeve wrapping or it doesn’t count. No unwrapping. Eat all.

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I dunno though - I think eating the Saltines themselves would be tastier than eating the sleeves, if only marginally.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Crumble them up in a glass of milk. You won’t regret it.

  The only downside is then my wife will think you’re weird, too.

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Cracka ass cracka

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• Z3k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As a non American I only know how to hide them.

  Are they just salted biscuits?

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They are primarily made from salted cardboard I believe.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m not an American either but yes, saltines are salty biscuits.

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Now just wait a damn minute here, is everything just called a biscuit outside of the US? Cookies are biscuits and now crackers are also biscuits? How do y’all distinguish things‽ “I’d like a biscuit” must be this dangerous game of roulette where you might get a delicious chocolate chip cookie or you might get a dry ass saltines or little teeny oyster crackers or God knows what else.

      Y’all need new words for shit

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