I’m gonna put butter on them and you can’t stop me. Damn, I wish I had a sleeve of saltines.
Hustle tip
Submitted 7 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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frickineh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
frickineh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nope, you’re not the boss of meeee.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
You’ve got the ingredients for butter-dipped butter!
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
My mom lived off eating only that for decades, lol.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 months ago
Your mom cut her budget to feed you better and got used to it and/or never financially recovered
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I had 30-50 olives for lunch, so this sounds great!
mlg@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I feel like this is trying to hide the fact that it’s explicitly talking about the packaging sleeve and not the actual crackers.
Ilsunny@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
For protein, include peanut butter.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 7 months ago
Depression says mustard at best
robocall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I like em with peanut butter or sardines!
PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Making someone eat saltines plus peanut butter plus sardines sounds like a war crime.
PatFussy@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I used to go through these like clockwork. Now I have gout 😢
klemptor@startrek.website 7 months ago
Yes, but do you regret it?
the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Aren’t they called crackers ??
AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Saltines with honey. Delicious.
omega_x3@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Lay them out and melt some cheese on them
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Only saltines. Whole sleeve.
darkpanda@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Including the sleeve wrapping or it doesn’t count. No unwrapping. Eat all.
tygerprints@kbin.social 7 months ago
I dunno though - I think eating the Saltines themselves would be tastier than eating the sleeves, if only marginally.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Crumble them up in a glass of milk. You won’t regret it.
The only downside is then my wife will think you’re weird, too.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Cracka ass cracka
Z3k3@lemmy.world 7 months ago
As a non American I only know how to hide them.
Are they just salted biscuits?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
They are primarily made from salted cardboard I believe.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m not an American either but yes, saltines are salty biscuits.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Now just wait a damn minute here, is everything just called a biscuit outside of the US? Cookies are biscuits and now crackers are also biscuits? How do y’all distinguish things‽ “I’d like a biscuit” must be this dangerous game of roulette where you might get a delicious chocolate chip cookie or you might get a dry ass saltines or little teeny oyster crackers or God knows what else.
Y’all need new words for shit
ShunkW@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ve never regretted doing that personally
Naz@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
It’s that weird emotion you feel on your first full pack of saltines, not the 54th one
xkbx@startrek.website 7 months ago
Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten
db2@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They’re weirdly good with just a little sip of mountain dew at the same time. Just a little bit though, like barely enough to soak in to the cracker.