NoIWontPickAName

@NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about those new electric ones?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fart joke maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Palworld a “dead game”? Who cares, says the game’s developer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Masturbation joke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if the total fertility rate drops and stays below global replacement rate, will humans disappear?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not blanks.

  It’s tactical chaff to avoid detection until one of the real warheads strikes home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are cars with AWD worth it compared to FWD.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People always think 4wd will help, when for most people it will just help them get stuck deeper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bodyguards need to eat too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reject reality⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish i could turn back time, to the good dope days, something something, but now we’re stressed out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Borrowing a car⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did I stutter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft is hiking the price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate and launching a new “Standard” tier⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just buy the ones I like, especially once they leave game pass and go on a huge sale

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Long Dark dev criticises Manor Lords for lack of updates, Hooded Horse CEO replies that not every game needs to be "some live-service boom or bust"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you seen the new stuff they have been putting out?

  Every new dlc episode that comes out comes out with free upgrades as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a grandma discover photoshop.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we have an indianpeoplefacebook here?

  This feels like that best friend breakup post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golden⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mercury to gold is an easy one, you just hide gold in your stir stick behind a wax cap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mods finally doing the holy work ❤️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to the doctor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to steal your hover car battery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is fine.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I said optional

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lil homie in Back⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve read this book, that’s a wishing fish that will soon be eaten by a pixie family

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is fine.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This part is optional if you are using someone else’s equipment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is fine.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a fucking lead mine around here somewhere and they don’t even pay their employees as much as I make chucking boxes in a trailer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is fine.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, don’t even need anything other than payment to drive away with one, hell you can even rent heavy machinery with no licenses.

  Remember kids, if you’re going to learn to operate heavy machinery, use someone else’s first!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does it mean if I keep getting rashes/pimples, but only on one finger?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? So I just rolled a nat 1 on that.

  Well I guess I’m glad most people do t deal with it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apples to Apples⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn it! That was my bit of esoteric plant kkowlwdge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does it mean if I keep getting rashes/pimples, but only on one finger?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope that it’s not, if it is , hope it’s not like mine.

  I live in fear of it, when mine starts I know I am about to start shedding skin, and it’s all cracked and itchy and hurty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But the danger daggers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coconuts 🥥⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like catnip for nerds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What does it matter if it can burn?

  Meth is very hydrophilic and you just pour the water onto a Pyrex and microwave it a little at a time, then scrape the residue left

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It takes a special bowl, but you can get a bell ringer with one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan forces Apple and Google to open their mobile platforms • The Register⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like that, if I am going through the play store, I only want things that have gone through googles vetting process, flawed though it may be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why data is being stored in glass and holograms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You should probably just take the lotto numbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tree, but I have anxiety issues and trees don’t trigger them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to need to know what kind of sanguine you are.

  ETA: added need to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, as a dude, I damn sure would feel safest around lesbians if I was worried about that.

  Idk what like the girl animal “equivalent” of a bear would be, except one that I am not quite sure if it is offensive or not.

  Fucking queer is super accepted now, but then I watch my daughter, who has dated women before, and is not shy or ashamed, and I do believe is still fine with doing so in the future, call her brother or someone on YouTube gay as an insult.