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  • Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I miss the rains down in Africa.

    Such a beautiful idea; after a long, parched stretch of time where you aren’t sure if your water supply will last you long enough to survive, the sky opens up and the rains finally fall. Your saved!

    What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead?

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I used to play an MMO called Shards of Dalaya that was a modified EverQuest. Anyway, Felwithe, the High Elf town, was named Athica in there and there was a server event where there was a raid there. One of the comments in chat was “I bless the raids down in Athica.” Always thought that was clever.

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    • Lepsea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead

      It’s for the werewolf!

      cheezburger.com/…/twitter-user-determines-that-to…

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    • PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thought for a long time it was "I guess it rains down in Africa 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    • FatTony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”

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  • lgmjon64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Revved up like a douche…

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.

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      • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’d like to say this to singers…

        No, maybe you wrote this in your lyrics sheet and planned to say it. But…what you actually said in the song was…

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      • kazren@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I remember being in a hotel once, and scrolling through channels and saw a concert channel playing a Bruce Springsteen show. And he’s sitting at the piano doing a little monologue about the song, and he doesn’t say douche, but refers to a cover (the Manfred Mann version) and it using “feminine products” instead of deuce, which is what he wrote.

        I don’t know what Manfred said, but even the Boss thinks he said douche.

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    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Funny, I always sang, “Wrapped up like a douche”

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    • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In the middle of the night!

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    • tacotroubles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night

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    • loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So Bruce Springsteen wrote the original version of “Blinded By the Light”. But Manfred Mann’s version was the one that was a huge hit. And Mann’s version does say “wrapped up like a douche” (versus Springsteen saying “revved up like a duce”).

      I saw an interview with Springsteen where he speculated that was the biggest writing mistake he’d made. If only he’d said “wrapped up like a douche”, maybe his version would have sold better.

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  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Find anime with good english subtitles.
    Find anime in better qualy.
    New sub sucks.

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    • FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I usually download raws with fansubs to circumvent this.

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      • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Where?

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    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Basically the original Cave Story fan translation versus the official one done for Cave Story+.

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    • Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      subs suck. Dubs rule

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      • Asudox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Voice actors in dubs are usually worse than the original VAs

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Saw this with the DnD5e translation. The fan work was leagues better than the official thing

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  • cajunflavoredbob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hold me closer, Tony Danza.🎵🎵

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    • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hang my poster of Tony Danza

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  • Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dirty deeds done with sheep’s

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    • electric_nan@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dirty deeds and the thunder chief

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      • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        YTMND flashbacks

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    • Kioga@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dirty deeds in the thunder gym.

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      sheep’s what?

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      • Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just sheeps

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        removed

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  • julianh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Someone I know misheard “Tenth Avenue Freestyle” as “Tell the devil you freestyle” and honestly that’s a much more interesting song.

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    • Glowstick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Haha i have some very funny news to tell you! The lyric is actually “tenth avenue FREEZE OUT”

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      • julianh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh my god

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  • Zip2@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶

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    • LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wow I have fully embodied the meme after reading this

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      • Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Now that just reminds me of a blast from the past.

        Holy shit it still exists! I remember looking on this website ~2001/2

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  • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.

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    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Short Skirt / Long Jacket

      Great song whose music video includes some beautiful shots of early 2000s Sacramento (where they’re from), including local news anchorwoman Danica Fitzpatrick when she was an in-the-field reporter!

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      • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I knew I got the title wrong haha

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    • electric_nan@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I always sing it “I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong mustache”

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      • Brickhead92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Moustache by LittleBig, might be up your alley.

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      i mean, they’re kinda the same thing, tbh.

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    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I heard it as ‘aisle locations’ which seemed to kinda fit the corporate success stuff.

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  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thats cause they are an interpretation of your own subconscious rather then the pop verse of the writer.

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    • Glowstick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In some cases yes, but in some the misheard lyrics are actual better

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  • TheDannysaur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I heard “carved my name into his legacy” instead of “leather seats” in Before He Cheats.

    Liked the idea that the truck was this bozos legacy. Considering the line prior is “I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive” - I thought she keyed her name into the side and that sounded awesome.

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    • kazren@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah! That was so metal! It also made me think she keyed her name into the side of the truck, which would be much more visible.

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  • Hello_there@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Starbucks lovers

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was gonna ask if anyone else gotta love those Starbucks lovers.

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      • FarFarAway@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh man, I thought someone gotta load of Starbuck lovers.

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  • halvar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I met a man with too many faces” sounds like three times cooler than “I’m not a man of too many faces”.

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  • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m here / to remind you / of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.

    (I used to think the line was about her ex refusing to return to her a teddy bear that he apparently gave her as a gift. Which rather fits with the song’s theme and just seems dickish and spiteful on the ex’s part.)

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  • FarFarAway@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I really, truly used to think Billy Jean is not my daughter, she’s just a chair.

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Annie are you wookie?”

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Are you walking on the shindome, on the apartment?

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Annie are you walking? Are you walking? Are you walking Annie?

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    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Billy Jean is not my mother~ She’s just a girl - who claims that I am her son~ But the girl is not my mum

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  • jwmgregory@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i misheard lady gaga’s bad romance the first few times. “want you in my rear window, baby, you’re sick;” came across to me as “while in morrowind, your baby is sick.” thought it was a commentary of some sorts lmao.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🎵 I don’t wanna be French! 🎵

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    • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s the ash storms, babies drop like flies in that kind of weather. Probably why you don’t see any kids in Vvardenfell is because they get stored away somewhere keep them safe from ash, blight, and disease carrying imperials

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      • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How old do you think Dunmer are before they get the face wrinkles? Do you think they hide their infants because they all look like charcoal raisins?

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    • angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought it was “want you in my room when the baby is sick” until today

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  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “No one knows what it’s like to be the Batman…”

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  • goldenbug@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    HAMSTER
    A DENTIST
    HARD PORN
    STEVEN SEAGULL

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  • corey0k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and “straits” your used to

    Which makes so much more sense. Why would you say “lakes”. You already said river, which is a moving body of water. Why are we changing it from a moving body of water to a non-moving one? Isn’t it supposed to be a metaphor for not being able to chase a water fall because it’s impossible. But you can follow a strait or river, which is just another progression of life. Lakes have no progress.

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🎵 Hold me close now, Tony Danza 🎵

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  • Prethoryn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Going to ruin one for you guys.

    One Republic’s Too Late to Apologize.

    I used to think they said “it’s too late for Papa Johns.” I have told my friends and family and they can’t hear the original lyrics anymore. Every time I hear that song that is what I hear.

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  • cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I lost at Jeopardy, baby!”

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In that one Macklemore song. For a long while I thought he was singing “So we put our hands up like the silly can holders” instead of “like the ceiling can’t hold us”

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  • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We played in metal bands when growing up. One guy heard “Ride the sky” by Helloween and thought they sang “One must die”.

    When he found out what it really was he used “One must die” for his own song.

    youtu.be/r6h7Ojq0sSs?si=dEfVe6REeGR7NINf

    At 17:28

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  • MissingInteger@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There’s a bathroom on the right 🎶

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  • loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am four eels!!

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  • gladflag@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I saw a local (Aussie) punk band once and thought they were singing about “titties and cheesecake”, turns out it was “tinnies on tuesday“. Needless to say I was pretty disappointed. They were perhaps more disappointed when I told them in the beer garden after the show. I still wish for titties and cheesecake.

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  • PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    _I’m an alien I’m a Lithuanian I’m an Englishman in New York _

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  • Pilon23@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Caramelldansen was made for this

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Du haast.

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Literally this post.

    lemmy.world/post/17492502

    Image

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