Revved up like a douche…
Reject reality
Submitted 4 months ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lgmjon64@lemmy.world 4 months ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.
Katana314@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’d like to say this to singers…
No, maybe you wrote this in your lyrics sheet and planned to say it. But…what you actually said in the song was…
kazren@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I remember being in a hotel once, and scrolling through channels and saw a concert channel playing a Bruce Springsteen show. And he’s sitting at the piano doing a little monologue about the song, and he doesn’t say douche, but refers to a cover (the Manfred Mann version) and it using “feminine products” instead of deuce, which is what he wrote.
I don’t know what Manfred said, but even the Boss thinks he said douche.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Funny, I always sang, “Wrapped up like a douche”
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
In the middle of the night!
tacotroubles@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
So Bruce Springsteen wrote the original version of “Blinded By the Light”. But Manfred Mann’s version was the one that was a huge hit. And Mann’s version does say “wrapped up like a douche” (versus Springsteen saying “revved up like a duce”).
I saw an interview with Springsteen where he speculated that was the biggest writing mistake he’d made. If only he’d said “wrapped up like a douche”, maybe his version would have sold better.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 months ago
Find anime with good english subtitles.
Find anime in better qualy.
New sub sucks.FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I usually download raws with fansubs to circumvent this.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Basically the original Cave Story fan translation versus the official one done for Cave Story+.
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 4 months ago
subs suck. Dubs rule
Asudox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Voice actors in dubs are usually worse than the original VAs
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 months ago
Saw this with the DnD5e translation. The fan work was leagues better than the official thing
cajunflavoredbob@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.🎵🎵
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Hang my poster of Tony Danza
Kaput@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dirty deeds done with sheep’s
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Dirty deeds and the thunder chief
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
YTMND flashbacks
Kioga@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dirty deeds in the thunder gym.
julianh@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Someone I know misheard “Tenth Avenue Freestyle” as “Tell the devil you freestyle” and honestly that’s a much more interesting song.
Glowstick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Haha i have some very funny news to tell you! The lyric is actually “tenth avenue FREEZE OUT”
julianh@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Oh my god
Zip2@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Wow I have fully embodied the meme after reading this
Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Now that just reminds me of a blast from the past.
Holy shit it still exists! I remember looking on this website ~2001/2
mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Short Skirt / Long Jacket
Great song whose music video includes some beautiful shots of early 2000s Sacramento (where they’re from), including local news anchorwoman Danica Fitzpatrick when she was an in-the-field reporter!
mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I knew I got the title wrong haha
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I always sing it “I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong mustache”
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Moustache by LittleBig, might be up your alley.
Mac@mander.xyz 4 months ago
i mean, they’re kinda the same thing, tbh.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I heard it as ‘aisle locations’ which seemed to kinda fit the corporate success stuff.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Thats cause they are an interpretation of your own subconscious rather then the pop verse of the writer.
Glowstick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In some cases yes, but in some the misheard lyrics are actual better
TheDannysaur@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I heard “carved my name into his legacy” instead of “leather seats” in Before He Cheats.
Liked the idea that the truck was this bozos legacy. Considering the line prior is “I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive” - I thought she keyed her name into the side and that sounded awesome.
kazren@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah! That was so metal! It also made me think she keyed her name into the side of the truck, which would be much more visible.
Hello_there@fedia.io 4 months ago
Starbucks lovers
papalonian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I was gonna ask if anyone else gotta love those Starbucks lovers.
FarFarAway@startrek.website 4 months ago
Oh man, I thought someone gotta load of Starbuck lovers.
halvar@lemm.ee 4 months ago
“I met a man with too many faces” sounds like three times cooler than “I’m not a man of too many faces”.
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
I’m here / to remind you / of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
(I used to think the line was about her ex refusing to return to her a teddy bear that he apparently gave her as a gift. Which rather fits with the song’s theme and just seems dickish and spiteful on the ex’s part.)
FarFarAway@startrek.website 4 months ago
I really, truly used to think Billy Jean is not my daughter, she’s just a chair.
Maalus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“Annie are you wookie?”
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 months ago
Are you walking on the shindome, on the apartment?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Annie are you walking? Are you walking? Are you walking Annie?
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Billy Jean is not my mother~ She’s just a girl - who claims that I am her son~ But the girl is not my mum
jwmgregory@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
i misheard lady gaga’s bad romance the first few times. “want you in my rear window, baby, you’re sick;” came across to me as “while in morrowind, your baby is sick.” thought it was a commentary of some sorts lmao.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 months ago
🎵 I don’t wanna be French! 🎵
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
It’s the ash storms, babies drop like flies in that kind of weather. Probably why you don’t see any kids in Vvardenfell is because they get stored away somewhere keep them safe from ash, blight, and disease carrying imperials
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
How old do you think Dunmer are before they get the face wrinkles? Do you think they hide their infants because they all look like charcoal raisins?
angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 4 months ago
I thought it was “want you in my room when the baby is sick” until today
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
“No one knows what it’s like to be the Batman…”
goldenbug@fedia.io 4 months ago
HAMSTER
A DENTIST
HARD PORN
STEVEN SEAGULLcorey0k@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and “straits” your used to
Which makes so much more sense. Why would you say “lakes”. You already said river, which is a moving body of water. Why are we changing it from a moving body of water to a non-moving one? Isn’t it supposed to be a metaphor for not being able to chase a water fall because it’s impossible. But you can follow a strait or river, which is just another progression of life. Lakes have no progress.
Vespair@lemm.ee 4 months ago
🎵 Hold me close now, Tony Danza 🎵
Prethoryn@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Going to ruin one for you guys.
One Republic’s Too Late to Apologize.
I used to think they said “it’s too late for Papa Johns.” I have told my friends and family and they can’t hear the original lyrics anymore. Every time I hear that song that is what I hear.
cerement@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
“I lost at Jeopardy, baby!”
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In that one Macklemore song. For a long while I thought he was singing “So we put our hands up like the silly can holders” instead of “like the ceiling can’t hold us”
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 4 months ago
We played in metal bands when growing up. One guy heard “Ride the sky” by Helloween and thought they sang “One must die”.
When he found out what it really was he used “One must die” for his own song.
youtu.be/r6h7Ojq0sSs?si=dEfVe6REeGR7NINf
At 17:28
MissingInteger@lemm.ee 4 months ago
There’s a bathroom on the right 🎶
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
gladflag@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I saw a local (Aussie) punk band once and thought they were singing about “titties and cheesecake”, turns out it was “tinnies on tuesday“. Needless to say I was pretty disappointed. They were perhaps more disappointed when I told them in the beer garden after the show. I still wish for titties and cheesecake.
PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
_I’m an alien I’m a Lithuanian I’m an Englishman in New York _
Pilon23@feddit.dk 4 months ago
someguy3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Du haast.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Godnroc@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I miss the rains down in Africa.
Such a beautiful idea; after a long, parched stretch of time where you aren’t sure if your water supply will last you long enough to survive, the sky opens up and the rains finally fall. Your saved!
What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead?
samus12345@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I used to play an MMO called Shards of Dalaya that was a modified EverQuest. Anyway, Felwithe, the High Elf town, was named Athica in there and there was a server event where there was a raid there. One of the comments in chat was “I bless the raids down in Athica.” Always thought that was clever.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
It’s for the werewolf!
cheezburger.com/…/twitter-user-determines-that-to…
PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
Thought for a long time it was "I guess it rains down in Africa 🤷🏻♂️
FatTony@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”