Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Reject reality

⁨1077⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨hypertown@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b739e4ff-9d68-40bb-a08d-6be93a25ccc0.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • Lycist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Instead of “I showed my faith to the man in charge” its “I showed my feet to the man in charge”, I like my version way better.

    source
  • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Blitzkrieg Bop” always sounded to me like “let’s get fucked” for some reason

    source
    • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So that’s the real lyrics. Never looked them up but it definitely sounded like “let’s get fucked” to me too

      source
  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can’t hear anything other than “Starbucks lovers”.

    source
    • kboy101222@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait, wtf does that song actually say? I thought it was Starbucks Lovers

      source
      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.

        Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream “HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL” either.

        source
  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m working late
    Cuz I’m a sinner

    source
  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I-M H-I-M The jizzy m&m

    source
  • Legendsofanus@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought Austin was a song about two lesbians cuz I thought this was the lyrics: “Did your boobs stop working, did your truck break down?”

    I was so disappointed when I learned the actual ones hahaha

    source
  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “On a long and lonely roadway,

    East of my heart”

    I thought it sounded more poetic that east of Omaha.

    source
  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!” - Head Automatica, The Razor

    source
  • Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is where most of my passwords come from

    source
  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fact that it’s lyrical gangster and not leprechaun gangster makes me sad to this day.

    source
  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I just want to set the world on fire”

    source
  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you’re in Morrowind, oh, baby, that’s sick

    source
  • NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish i could turn back time, to the good dope days, something something, but now we’re stressed out

    source
  • Dhrystone@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky

    source
    • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “We’re up a Mexican monkey” sounds better.

      source
  • KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should I give up?

    Or should I just keep chasin’ penguins?

    source
    • x0x7@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chase the penguins. Cease the day. That’s what I say, because I’m the coked up personality.

      source
  • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I want something U-Proooof”

    I kept singing that as “I want something youtube” until people got sick and tired enough to stop me. The original lyrics make no sense.

    source
  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “The only man who could ever breach me…”

    source
    • psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Was the son of a breacher man.

      Clearly it ran in the family.

      source
  • cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We mishear what we want the lyrics to be deep inside… Can’t hate yourself right 😅

    source
  • randon31415@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It just takes some time.

    Elephant!

    A little bit of after rhyme

    Elephant! Elephant!

    It will be alright.

    Elephant. Elephant. Even if it lasts all night.

    Alright!

    source
  • hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Power of Love

    Céline Dion

    The Witchers in the morning

    source
  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Baby, you got somethin’ on your nose 💩 Sniffin’ that cake🍑, did you feel the hole?

    source
  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You already know the song O Fortuna and now you know the lyrics

    source
  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “All my friends are eating steak and snow…”

    source
  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    HUEVOS CON ACEITE

    HUEVOS, CON ACEITE

    HUEVOS CON ACEITE

    Y LIMOOOOOOONNNN

    source
  • BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “She needs him, that’s why she’ll be back again” is much better than “she feeds him”

    source
  • PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And if I catch it coming back my way I’m gonna smurf it to you 🎶

    source
  • DScratch@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mastodon - Show yourself

    “Start a line.

    Stars align.

    Stars can fall and get you into trouble.”

    ==== Is actually===

    “Stars align

    Stars align

    Stars will fall and get you into trouble”

    source
  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Superchunk has a song called hyper enough and I think the first verse ends with “lofter gusts” but it sounds like he’s saying “laughter guns” to me and many others.

    source
  • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Silver of Straw

    source
  • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I first heard Foghat’s “Slow Ride” I thought they were saying “Snow White / take it easy!” Which made a lot of sense to college me — this Snow White vixen is really getting down to business…

    source
-> View More Comments