Hugh_Jeggs
@Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
- Comment on Valve’s hero shooter Deadlock leaks with screenshots, gameplay details - Polygon 3 hours ago:
Lemmy user has prostate problems, slams his cock against toilet in attempt to produce leaks
- Comment on Valve’s hero shooter Deadlock leaks with screenshots, gameplay details - Polygon 13 hours ago:
I’m starting to dislike the word “leaks” being used in place of “advertised” almost as much as I despise seeing the word “slams” in headlines
- Comment on Thwack 1 day ago:
For the Americans, 1000g is about four sausages
- Comment on As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547 4 days ago:
Cullen Skink too
- Comment on Existential trolley problem 4 days ago:
I feel really sorry for the cleaning crew at the hotel
- Comment on Beep beep 5 days ago:
Fuckin hell that whole article is just SEO keywording
- Comment on Noone will ever know what i did 6 days ago:
Are you so desperate for attention you post Facebook-type “Oh my god don’t ask me how bad my day was” memes? 😂
- Comment on Anon makes money 1 week ago:
Answer - yes you DO need to clean under your foreskin
- Comment on Now, if it was a Pixel... 1 week ago:
Because nobody else talks to you 😂
- Comment on Now, if it was a Pixel... 1 week ago:
Imagine if there were ten different types of annoying preachy vegans
That’s how irritating you are 😂
- Comment on [Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism? 1 week ago:
I’d sympathise but I don’t speak medieval weights. That could be as much as a duck or a cow for all I know, old bean
- Comment on [Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism? 1 week ago:
I’m not a vegan either but I too read that comment as “I’m a fat fucker” 😂
- Comment on Anon hates aluminum 1 week ago:
Foiled again, drat
- Comment on Why do people still eat beef when we know it's terrible for Earth? 1 week ago:
Ha ha can you imagine if the vegans get into government and enact a law that says we can only eat meat if we kill it ourselves, so we all just start doing this like fuckin deranged hyenas 😂
- Comment on Why do people still eat beef when we know it's terrible for Earth? 1 week ago:
Yeah but so are preachy vegetablists
Each to their own and all that
- Comment on Count Binface Celebrates beating Britain First 1 week ago:
I’m sure it would be very welcome there
- Comment on sweet dreams 2 weeks ago:
The little ‘3’ at the bottom right. That’s where the turtles live
- Comment on Anyone else? 2 weeks ago:
Sorry, I searched that and couldn’t find anything. What’s it from?
- Comment on Anyone else? 2 weeks ago:
What about “actors you were actually fuckin scared of because they played the role so well”?
Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast 😳
- Comment on fight the power 2 weeks ago:
To be fair to the magpies, it was the cat that gave them the idea
- Comment on animals you need to know 2 weeks ago:
Fuzzy slinky
- Comment on fight the power 2 weeks ago:
I have a mating pair that live in a tree opposite.
They live there because my neighbour has a habit of putting her bin bag out on the balcony to remind her to take it away.
The magpies rip it to bits every time, and every time it happens, she shouts at her cat.
I’m not telling her. The magpies are cleverer than my neighbour
- Comment on Sword-wielding man attacks passersby in London, killing a 14-year-old boy and injuring 4 others 2 weeks ago:
Banning the weapon is extremely likely to stop the next rando attack, and the next one and the next one and the next one…
Then yes, someone will get a hold of a weapon and commit a crime, but dozens more were prevented
GTFO with your excuses
- Comment on Anon wants to buy a game 2 weeks ago:
I clicked on it and it had about 4 pixels, so no
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
You can get U-shaped blowguns tho
- Comment on I like this text. In which Lemmy community can I best share it ? Thanks. 2 weeks ago:
If you part before death, that is a failed marriage tho
- Comment on You can drive for 1 minute in Hong Kong and cross a district. Your mind cannot comprehend this. 3 weeks ago:
At one point, you could’ve sat still in Hong Kong and moved from one country to another
- Comment on Daily discussion thread: 🎖️ Thursday, April 25, 2024 3 weeks ago:
No it’s more “Curry disguises the taste of goat well” :)
- Comment on Had me for a while there 3 weeks ago:
Did you just point a camera down a toilet after taking a massive capitalist shite? 😂
- Comment on Deadpool & Wolverine - Official Trailer (2024) Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman 3 weeks ago:
Oh ok, I hope your parents die too then!