It’s a child not a vanity plate
Blessica Blimpson
Submitted 6 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 months ago
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
sploosh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they’re still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let’s focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I mean, I guess the straights get pretty weird sometimes, but I’m not really seeing the connection.
ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can’t meet expectations.
Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren’t allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.
donuts@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I refuse to believe this isn’t a shitpost
huginn@feddit.it 6 months ago
The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster’s submission history I’m seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.
… I don’t think it’s a shit post.
donuts@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Nah there’s no record of ‘Blimpson’ being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Hold strong to your beliefs.
Darohan@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Ahhhhhh…look at all the blonely bleople…
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED
silasmariner@programming.dev 6 months ago
*has bleen
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 6 months ago
She won’t get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson…no will care, they’ll be too busy making of “Blessica”
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they’re overweight
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
thanks to my husband
It’s all my husband’s fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn’t matter to me. They’re my creation, and what I want is all that matters.
What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don’t care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you’re giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
Well goddamn, you’re right. I’m amazed.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
This is why I will be taking my wife’s name
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of “wtf is wrong with you” reactions).
The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don’t think it’s a troll, or if it is it’s convincing. I just can’t believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.
bluewing@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I agree about the name being horrible, but parents are going with more and more, let’s just say ‘unusual’ names, spellings and pronunciations these days. I’ve got a Grandson named Charon. Socially, it hasn’t really been a bonus for him.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 months ago
I’ve got a Grandson named Charon
Isn’t that something from greek mythology? I swear there’s something like that in greek mythology…
webadict@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Eh, the kid could have worse, and it seems pretty fitting for the name’s origins.
If you think of children as blessings, and want to change an existing name a little – in this case, Jessica – it makes sense. The first recorded instance of Jessica is from Shakespeare, who could’ve changed the biblical Iesca (Jeska) to Jessica by mixing Jesse into it (or making Jesse into a woman’s name… or other potential origins like the word jess being turned into a name.) And you consider Bless to be a name (though rather unpopular), so it wouldn’t even be particularly odd for the name.
Maalus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The kid could’ve been named “Anna” which also means blessing. She wanted to call her blessica because she was blessed to have her. Which yeah - just go with Anna
Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Anyways then you and your entire family and social group die in the same event, like a volcano burying your village.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
The kid needs a middle name:
Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson
Stowaway@midwest.social 6 months ago
For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
No fucking way
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 6 months ago
yup, I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for $500, Alex.
Fleur_@lemm.ee 6 months ago
That kids getting bullied no matter what
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Yeah blimpson isnt the most advantageous name…
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Jessica Simpson doesn’t even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word “blimp” in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Honestly there’s no way that kid doesn’t get made fun of at least some purely for their last name. Add the first name of blessica and that kid is going to resent the hell out of her parents growing up.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it’s less of a problem… or it would be if Blessica wasn’t an awful name.
nomous@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah she was kind of known as not being very smart but otherwise she’s been relatively un-scandalous afaik.
Denjin@lemmings.world 6 months ago
Do you mean the blinternet?
mr_satan@monyet.cc 6 months ago
Who tf is this Jessica Simpson?
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ask your parents.
chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why not Blumpkin
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name
frostysauce@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I might actual get mines legally changed.
Damn. Beautiful!
intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Why not just good old Blorny
kamen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Wow, what a blursed name.
ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 6 months ago
A perfectly cromulent name.
ericatty@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Blisa
Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air…
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They’ll probably convert The Simpsons to be entirely AI-generated soon so that it can stay on the air forever. The quality will probably go up, too.
radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.
NutWrench@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
“kaleesi”
filcuk@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
That season doesn’t exist and you can’t convince me otherwise
mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that’s r/namenerds.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Time to change that last name either way. It should perish.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Her backup name is Michelle Lynn.
MacAttak8@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I just realized I dated someone with that name as her first and middle name.
Kicking myself that I never realized this obvious joke.
Quexotic@infosec.pub 6 months ago
Reminds me of the woman that named her child shithead because she didn’t like the experience of giving birth.
Sylvartas@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I feel like I wouldn’t even blame the other kids for bullying me if my name was Blessica
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ohmahgod Blessica, no, I do not like
TonyBlony!shinratdr@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Waymond Womano
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Lemmy doesn’t detect sarcasm? It’s in the tittle
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
would she have been able to handle the crap that name would draw?
Snapz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
OP, how did you lose that visibly missing chunk of your skulk/brain?
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Funny name. I giggled.
Madblood@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
accideath@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
Rolando@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
JayDee@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?
mr_satan@monyet.cc 6 months ago
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
I think you mean the bleginning
M137@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.