NutWrench
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml
- Comment on They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that! 2 days ago:
Yeah, trying to upcharge this from murder to “terrorism” is going to backfire spectacularly in the prosecutor’s face.
- Comment on Depressing awful town 5 days ago:
Yup. This is a stoner snack.
- Comment on HAIL SATAN 3 weeks ago:
“So what about the fossil record?”
“Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith.”
“No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith.”
- Comment on Give us your best infodump. 3 weeks ago:
"Agit-prop is a KIND of science . . . " (Lionel Hutz, probably)
- Comment on ugh i wish 3 weeks ago:
Imagine deliberately paying a premium for food that can make you seriously I’ll.
- Comment on sampling bias 3 weeks ago:
You won’t get any customer complaints if you make it impossible for customers to contact you in the first place.
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- Comment on all you learn at business school 3 weeks ago:
Company-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!”
Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?”
“Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
- Comment on BACK IT UP 3 weeks ago:
“ivermectin”
aka, the horse paste Trump pushed on us during the covid outbreak.
- Comment on Weekends were a mistake says Infosys co-founder Murthy 4 weeks ago:
Infosys founder Narayama Murthy has tripled down on his previous statements that 70-hour work weeks are what’s needed in India and revealed he also thinks weekends were a mistake.
Oh look. It’s this asshole again.
- Comment on Was the first too coincidentally 5 weeks ago:
Don’t worry. I’m sure the bank will understand.
- Comment on Nuclear Demonology 1 month ago:
Pakleds: “Tucker Carlson is smart. He makes the news go.”
- Comment on Ghost jobs are wreaking havoc on tech workers 1 month ago:
Make a list of companies that do this, so you don’t waste your time. Also, the quality/functionality of their website can tell you a lot about how seriously they take their business.
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 1 month ago:
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
- Comment on Worker Slams Boss For Telling Colleague With Dying Mom To 'Man Up': 'Now His Mom Is Sick And He's Falling Apart' 1 month ago:
Story is confusing. Is the second person with the dying mother the business owner or the second employee who pointed out the bosses assholish behavior?
- Comment on Life imitates art? 2 months ago:
Ever wonder why these captchas are always cars, bicycles, motorcycles, traffic lights and crosswalks? Because YOU are doing the work of teaching the next generation of AI for self-driving cars.
- Comment on Working-Class Men Are Not Okay 2 months ago:
The article is SO close to figuring it out, but all it does is list symptoms and not causes.
- Comment on Bethesda, you just entered the no flight zone 2 months ago:
I’ve been playing Bethesda games since Oblivion. I finally stopped pre-ordering after Fallout 4. I’m getting sick of immersion-breaking bugs and computer-generated fetch quests taking the place of real story writing.
- Comment on You know who 2 months ago:
The Lego brick would win.
Ouch.
- Comment on Very thankful 2 months ago:
Well. More porn for the rest of us.
- Comment on Just a reminder... 2 months ago:
Minimum wage should have been $15/hr at least 10 years ago.
- Comment on you gotta go down and join that union 2 months ago:
Company-wide email: “We had our best year EVER and it’s all thanks to YOU!”
Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?”
“Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
- Comment on All employees of Annapurna Interactive (Stray, Outer Wilds) resign en masse after requesting to stay independent and owner said No. 2 months ago:
This. It’s the creativity, inspiration, imagination and hard work of the employees that give the company its value, NOT the owners. Proof: all the franchises that have failed spectacularly once all the smart, creative people have left the company and the only ones left are untalented hacks.
Also, it is LONG past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.
- Comment on how do I accept I'll never know why any employer rejected me? 2 months ago:
how do I accept I’ll never know why any employer rejected me?
Ask yourself if it was ever a real job offer to begin with. Did you have the required skills? Were your pay requirements reasonable? (For YOU not them). Then you did fine.
- Comment on Rip 3 months ago:
Walk into any old graveyard and notice all the tiny little tombstones of children who died before the age of two. Before vaccines were in use.
Now notice how almost NONE of those tombstones are recent.
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 3 months ago:
Shock The Monkey In My Ass.
- Comment on Ballaholic I'm guessing 3 months ago:
“WHAT WAS HE HIDING?”
Well, meatballs, obviously.
- Comment on ‘Hold them captive’: Australian billionaire boss aims to end staff going out for coffee 3 months ago:
Words mean things. Stop simping for millionaires. It’s embarrassing to watch.
- Comment on ‘Hold them captive’: Australian billionaire boss aims to end staff going out for coffee 3 months ago:
I think he meant exactly what he said. The arrogance and entitlement of millionaires is VERY well documented.
- Comment on ‘Hold them captive’: Australian billionaire boss aims to end staff going out for coffee 3 months ago:
“So another reason for them to come and enjoy work: drop the little tykes off next door. We’ve got doctors on board and nurses, we’re going to feed them, but mum and dad will be working in our office.”
The fact that you needed to explicitly SAY that is a little disturbing. What was your original plan? To store the kids in a fridge?
And then some minion had to tell you, “sir, children need food water and air to stay alive.”
- Comment on Toot toot 3 months ago:
Three toots is enemy action.