NutWrench
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml
- Comment on When we explain to other people how our capitalist system works and they recoil in horror 2 weeks ago:
Capitalism: A system of government where the country’s wealth is concentrated into a small, ruling class of billionaires, who use the media they own to keep the lower classes fighting with each other while they . . . the rich . . . run off with all the farking money.
Oh wait. that’s capitalism. I don’t know how I got those two systems confused.
- Comment on listen 3 weeks ago:
Giving you contradictory orders is standard operating procedure for cops whenever they need an excuse to abuse or kill you.
“Get on the ground!” “Don’t move!” “I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!” “I SAID DON’T F*CKING MOVE!”
“Disperse or you’ll be fired upon!” Kettles (concentrates) protestors into a small area and keeps them from dispersing.
- Comment on Anon watches The Terminator 3 weeks ago:
He also asks for an “Uzi 9mm” a full-auto machine gun, which you could NOT just buy over the counter at a retail gun store.
- Comment on Gen Z reveals the surprising reasons they are career catfishing—ghosting a new boss after endless interview rounds: Nearly a quarter say it was a dare 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
What exactly is the “context” for doing a full-on nazi salute? Other than to show everyone that you’re a nazi?
- Comment on Water 1 month ago:
- Number of hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water (H2O): 2
- Number of stars in our (ENTIRE) solar system: 1
That’s the joke.
- Comment on These dames wanting inclusivity 1 month ago:
- Comment on GOG reportedly suffering from staff turnover and poor management: “Current business model is likely running out of steam” 1 month ago:
There’s nothing wrong with the business model of selling older games at affordable prices. This is about poor management. (Or deliberately bad management by a “CEO” who was hired to destroy GOG to remove a popular choice from us).
- Comment on I walked all over the damn store looking for butter 1 month ago:
Well of COURSE the butter is in the Beer & Wine aisle. I mean where ELSE would you expect to find butter? In the DAIRY section? It is to laugh.
- Comment on They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that! 2 months ago:
Yeah, trying to upcharge this from murder to “terrorism” is going to backfire spectacularly in the prosecutor’s face.
- Comment on Depressing awful town 2 months ago:
Yup. This is a stoner snack.
- Comment on HAIL SATAN 2 months ago:
“So what about the fossil record?”
“Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith.”
“No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith.”
- Comment on Give us your best infodump. 2 months ago:
"Agit-prop is a KIND of science . . . " (Lionel Hutz, probably)
- Comment on ugh i wish 2 months ago:
Imagine deliberately paying a premium for food that can make you seriously I’ll.
- Comment on sampling bias 2 months ago:
You won’t get any customer complaints if you make it impossible for customers to contact you in the first place.
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- Comment on all you learn at business school 2 months ago:
Company-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!”
Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?”
“Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
- Comment on BACK IT UP 2 months ago:
“ivermectin”
aka, the horse paste Trump pushed on us during the covid outbreak.
- Comment on Weekends were a mistake says Infosys co-founder Murthy 2 months ago:
Infosys founder Narayama Murthy has tripled down on his previous statements that 70-hour work weeks are what’s needed in India and revealed he also thinks weekends were a mistake.
Oh look. It’s this asshole again.
- Comment on Was the first too coincidentally 3 months ago:
Don’t worry. I’m sure the bank will understand.
- Comment on Nuclear Demonology 3 months ago:
Pakleds: “Tucker Carlson is smart. He makes the news go.”
- Comment on Ghost jobs are wreaking havoc on tech workers 3 months ago:
Make a list of companies that do this, so you don’t waste your time. Also, the quality/functionality of their website can tell you a lot about how seriously they take their business.
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 3 months ago:
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
- Comment on Worker Slams Boss For Telling Colleague With Dying Mom To 'Man Up': 'Now His Mom Is Sick And He's Falling Apart' 3 months ago:
Story is confusing. Is the second person with the dying mother the business owner or the second employee who pointed out the bosses assholish behavior?
- Comment on Life imitates art? 4 months ago:
Ever wonder why these captchas are always cars, bicycles, motorcycles, traffic lights and crosswalks? Because YOU are doing the work of teaching the next generation of AI for self-driving cars.
- Comment on Working-Class Men Are Not Okay 4 months ago:
The article is SO close to figuring it out, but all it does is list symptoms and not causes.
- Comment on Bethesda, you just entered the no flight zone 4 months ago:
I’ve been playing Bethesda games since Oblivion. I finally stopped pre-ordering after Fallout 4. I’m getting sick of immersion-breaking bugs and computer-generated fetch quests taking the place of real story writing.
- Comment on You know who 4 months ago:
The Lego brick would win.
Ouch.
- Comment on Very thankful 4 months ago:
Well. More porn for the rest of us.
- Comment on Just a reminder... 5 months ago:
Minimum wage should have been $15/hr at least 10 years ago.
- Comment on you gotta go down and join that union 5 months ago:
Company-wide email: “We had our best year EVER and it’s all thanks to YOU!”
Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?”
“Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
