Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?
HAIL SATAN
Submitted 5 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
WraithGear@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They do! But the Christian argument is that Satan tied them into his plot to trick people as well.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Satan’s plan sounds awesome. They won’t even tell me what God’s plan is. Just that he has one. Does he have a plan? Or does he just have the concept of one? 🤔
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Not the cows humanity fiddled with?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They promised they wouldn’t say anything.
NutWrench@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
“So what about the fossil record?”
“Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith.”
“No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith.”
funkforager@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
RIP Bill Hicks
meep_launcher@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil’s advocate.
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I think you first need to pass the Satanic bar exam to call yourself a devil’s advocate
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
The difference when a cult grounds on logic and reasoning instead of on an ancient high-fantasy-book which makes no sense from beginning to end. But was probably a cool read some centuries ago. Still, admittedly, the greatest way to control the sheeples and keep them in line.
If I’d be forced at gunpoint to choose a religion, I’d pick them. Or buddhists.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 months ago
Buddhists get a little murdery sometimes too.
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Hail Satan!
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 months ago
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
needs more jpeg
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
🤘
mathemachristian@hexbear.net 5 months ago
Cows are amazing stfu kid
midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Ave Satanas!
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Just look in a mirror.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Your nick is pure poetry. I stand here in admiration.
Juliana@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Wow 😳😳…
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 5 months ago
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s a different joke, now.
poke@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 months ago
“your joke but worse”
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
But now it’s not a sendup of the Watchmaker’s Paradox.
infinite_ass@leminal.space 5 months ago
Thanks. It was verbose. These clowns who downvote you suffer from 2 tinfoil ears.
sukhmel@programming.dev 5 months ago
Me? Me, specifically‽ He cared, it’s so sweet ❤️