HAIL SATAN

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• setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  Brevity is the soul of wit.

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a different joke, now.

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    • poke@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.

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  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “your joke but worse”

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But now it’s not a sendup of the Watchmaker’s Paradox.

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  • infinite_ass@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks. It was verbose. These clowns who downvote you suffer from 2 tinfoil ears.

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  • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me? Me, specifically‽ He cared, it’s so sweet ❤️

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?

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  • WraithGear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They do! But the Christian argument is that Satan tied them into his plot to trick people as well.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Satan’s plan sounds awesome. They won’t even tell me what God’s plan is. Just that he has one. Does he have a plan? Or does he just have the concept of one? 🤔

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not the cows humanity fiddled with?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They promised they wouldn’t say anything.

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• NutWrench@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “So what about the fossil record?”

  “Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith.”

  “No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith.”

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  • funkforager@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    RIP Bill Hicks

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• meep_launcher@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil’s advocate.

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  • Tuxman@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think you first need to pass the Satanic bar exam to call yourself a devil’s advocate

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The difference when a cult grounds on logic and reasoning instead of on an ancient high-fantasy-book which makes no sense from beginning to end. But was probably a cool read some centuries ago. Still, admittedly, the greatest way to control the sheeples and keep them in line.

    If I’d be forced at gunpoint to choose a religion, I’d pick them. Or buddhists.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Buddhists get a little murdery sometimes too.

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• BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hail Satan!

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    needs more jpeg

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• SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Better music too

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  • Juliana@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🤘

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• mathemachristian@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cows are amazing stfu kid

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• midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ave Satanas!

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• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just look in a mirror.

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your nick is pure poetry. I stand here in admiration.

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• Juliana@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow 😳😳…

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