I’ve got the impression that Tucker Carlson is going after Alex Jones his audience. Tucker Carlson peddling crazy conspiracy theories right when the chickens are coming home to roost for Alex Jones, imo that’s no coincidence. Tucker never was stupid, he just has no morals, so he never had a problem with publicly stating stuff that he personally didn’t believe in. Grifters gonna grift.
Nuclear Demonology
Submitted 15 hours ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
It’s like toothpaste, how does it work? When was it invented? Clearly demons ag play!
My son when he was 6 probably.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Oppenheimer, Einstein, Bohr. What is this guy smoking? Wait, wasn’t this guy a news anchor not too long ago? Can people this stupid and uneducated really make it as a news anchor!?
qarbone@lemmy.world 54 minutes ago
I thought he was always on Fox. Which is merely a very stupid, malicious child pretending to be a news channel.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Don’t forget Lise Meitner!
itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
Yup.
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:
What the fuck‽
bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
Am i trippin or did u just type a fkn exclamation question mark😭😭😭
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Only found out yesterday that most phone keyboards have it by default, and I’m making the most of it.
underwire212@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
Ah yes, the ol’ “if I don’t know something, then it MUST be X” argument.
Substitute X for whatever ya like! Demons, ghouls, demon ghouls…the possibilities are endless!
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Dude my brother-in-law.
Fuckin’ aliens built everything! Baghdad Batteries? Aliens. Pool of mercury in a pyramid? Alien Power Cell that we don’t understand yet.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 4 hours ago
Fuckin’ nuclear power, man, how does that work?
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Whoop whoop
frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
No one knows.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Dude went to see Barbie a second time to seethe about feminism. Entirely missed Openheimer. “Too long, too sciency.”
sxan@midwest.social 15 hours ago
Curse you. You stole my outtake.
“In other news, Carlson fell asleep ten minutes in to Oppenheimer, and Barbie made him uncomfortable.”
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
He saw Barbie and thought it needed more spanking.
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
In case anyone wants the answer, it’s 1938.
Further reading: Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Given Tucker’s views on women, I don’t see a discrepancy
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
Eh, I don’t even want to give credence to Carlson’s garbage by repeating it. But even if we imagine Otto Frisch was somehow there alone making drawings in the snow, we still know when it happened.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Womb demons tricked her into discovering neutron radiation
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
it’s late December 1938
Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize
What a lady, what a night.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Been a lot of “demon” talk from him lately. Tucker’s literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.
lvxferre@mander.xyz 11 hours ago
I have never met a person who can isolate the moment when Tucker Carlson became Alex Jones. So, where did it come from exactly? …it’s very clear to me both are demons.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
There is no known point in time where Tucker Carlson and Bill Hicks were in the same room. Do your own math.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Courting the same demographic
Ketchup@reddthat.com 9 hours ago
I think you mean demongraphic
billwashere@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Demongraphic
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN HOW TO MAKE GUNS TUCKER, HUH??? I WOULD LIKE YOU HEAR YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION, WAS IT LITERALLY FUCKING GOD WHO CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND WENT “hey guys check out this sick thing i just did” PLEASE TUCKER, PLEASE TELL ME.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Demon cores aren’t literal.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
NCD is leaking
PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
WHAT THE FUCK
Rusty@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
It’s well documented that Tucker doesn’t believe the things he says. He’s just saying things for money.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 hours ago
Okay, but this is either just fundamentally really stupid or some demented Cultural Bolshevism nonsense after he watched Oppenheimer and realized America wouldn’t have nukes without Jewish and socialist brains.
boovard@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It’s the reason why we should stick to using fossil fuel. God left us dragon poop for a reason, we’re supposed to burn the hell out of it, and the earth with it.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
I feel like I’ve been waiting to come down from my high since the first time I tried pot…
Like fuck this is a long high, I know when it wears off it’ll have only been like three seconds and I"ll be back in 2008 ready to go see Dragonforce at the House of Blues… but fuck
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
I genuinely feel the same. I keep telling myself that’s just growing up and seeing the world more clearly with time, but it really feels like one big stupid drug-induced dream and I’m going to finally wake up from it eventually, cause the real world can’t be that dumb and insane.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 hours ago
Once in a lifetime
Take a chance at the right time
The glory to seee
passivelnk@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Tucker is the consummate media insider and comes right out of the rich elite. He has not gone crazy - he is just cornering a niche of crazies, to whom he will sell vitamins and demon repellent.
negativenull@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Did Bill O’reily skip the third grade?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Andrew Shultz origin story revealed
ignotum@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
nifty@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Wondering if he got syphilis, or some other degenerative brain disease? Almost feel sorry for him
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
“I have never met a person who can…”
Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?
someguy3@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
This is a technique of their “I’ve never met _____, therefore ____.”
ShaggyBlarney@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Everybody knows Marie Curie was a woman and woman’s contributions to science just don’t exist or even register. Women scientists are literally the devil. /s
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
Marie Curie didn’t discover fission; that was Lise Meitner and her nephew Otto Frisch and colleague Otto Hahn. But yeah, same problem. Meitner was left out of the publications and overlooked for a Nobel Prize.
businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
well if women scientists are the devil then nuclear science WAS developed by a demon. checkmate atheists ^/s^
thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Demon wranglers
randon31415@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Tucker Carlson’s dogs were responsible for nuclear technology?
Bad puppers!
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
Can’t tell if real or satire
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
every video clip I see of him he turns more and more red
seems like demon skin to me
callouscomic@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Long-term alcohol abuse. Red face.
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Appears to be real (note, this is an X link).
richtellyard@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Starting at ~2:30 and meandering until ~4:00, if you can’t bear the full 7 minutes.
KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours ago
I mean, it’s got to do with the military industrial complex, so I can’t really say he’s wrong.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 14 hours ago
Can you please wake me when the post fact and post science period of humanity is over?
ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lol 12 hours ago
I didn’t think this was real. Then realized it’s Tucker Carlson, and he had talked about the bed demons clawing him. Realized it was, indeed, a real quote. The tech tree is getting fuckin’ WILD this patch.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 13 hours ago
I cant isolate the moment anything happened since i was born. Does that mean reality isnt real?
Samsy@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
No, you aren’t born. Only your mother would say she was there, but hey, moms always tell lies to save their children.
PunchingWood@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Leave it to religions to get insanely mad about characters and belifs they made up. It’s such a dumb fucking thing.
shalafi@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Bombing the snot out of civilians was sorta de rigueur in WWII. If you want to get on your high horse, the Tokyo fire bombings were far, far worse. That sort of thing doesn’t go well for people in bamboo and paper houses.
And then you had the Imperial Army, who was so over the top even Nazis were like, “Maybe tone it down a bit?” So maybe chill on American “war crimes”, unless you have the stomach to read about Japan’s actions.
Funny thing about bombing civilians in the European Theatre, it was all a bit of a mistake. A German mission was a tad lost and bombed London. So Churchill said, “Oh yeah? Well fuck you too!”
chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
I’m of the opinion everybody was shit in that war and it’s important for countries to recognize the shit they’re responsible for. Germany should be an example of what to do when your country literally commits genocide.
nomous@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
No you don’t understand, America is The Great Satan and anything they’ve done is wrong and their citizens deserve it.
Phoonzang@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Nucular, it’s pronounced nucular.
Asafum@feddit.nl 15 hours ago
Magnets, how do they work?
Alien sex technology refined by bear gods of forgotten religions obviously
_____@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
give me some of that alien sex technology
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
why do people pay him for such tripe? its not funny or even interesting from a standpoint of even basic elementary education
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
How most dumb people reason.
I have no personal experience of this thing, so it must mean it’s not real.