JackRiddle

@JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thanks mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I have a book written by the guy of the bottom paper. It’s called “de eendenman(the duck man)” and although he derails really quickly it’s a pretty fun and interesting read. I think he starts talking about penis shorteners halfway through and a guy who is legally dead at some point?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golfing!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ideally they hit them at the same time so there is no time to plan anything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love the future.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk what else you would mean by libertarian. The original (marxist) meaning is long gone and all the right-wing larpers are just as bad as Milei if not worse. There exists no libertarian who isn’t just an authoritarian fascist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bon appetit.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The way it is phrased makes me very certain that this is not written by a person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey is Sharing Luigi’s Manifesto on Social Media Actually "Glorifying Violence"? Because Reddit Said So 😭⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And the second most likely something like “parasites”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scalper economy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear Demonology⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I also switched to an Icelandic keyboard so I can type ð þorn and eð, and ðen found out ðat people hate it when you use ðem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear Demonology⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only found out yesterday that most phone keyboards have it by default, and I’m making the most of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear Demonology⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:

  What the fuck‽

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California police agencies going green with Teslas complain they’re ‘nearly unusable’ as squad cars⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d do better with some other electric car tbh. Teslas are often put together badly, and need to be recalled multiple times a year. They also have proprietary chargers that make you pay more than necessary. They are easy to break into by sending the correct nfc signal, and are pretty regular electric cars otherwise.

  I mean they’re alright as cars (except for that charger thing, that’s complete bs) but I wouldn’t pay a premium for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares his dating preferences⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the phrasing is the problem. This comes off as overly negative. If you say something more along the lines of “I am not yet ready to have kids, so I’d rather not be with someone who has them. I like women who are in good shape, and I am looking for a long term relationship.” You come off as way less of an incel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haven't you people ever heard of building walls around the pool first?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact! If you read this backwards, you get “bewb abmi ybmats aprez”. In Dutch, this phrase has no meaning. Until next time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Macroeconomic Policies⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s 228922 actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palms⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No tree is a tree. “Tree” is not a clearly-defined taxonomical category. Anything that is tree-like gets grouped under the catgory “tree”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No problems here⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This one works on my client, while normal ones don’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just cited myself.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those versions have different axioms from which different things can be proven, but we don’t define 9.9 repeating as 1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fruit⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasps⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  YEAH WASP DISCOURSE AGAIN WOOHOO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Acadsoc⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The sentence structure makes me think the girl is trying to call me a slur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bawk⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you look at these big fucking honkers and your first thought is kids, you should maybe get that checked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Edison⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a sovcit thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Edison⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The dutch way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course, it's the way you tell them...⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Either Ea-nasir or world’s oldest joke, I think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every base is base 10⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or better yet, base 6?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Futures⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Except that venus is just absolutely hostile to everything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👩‍🦰💔⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oedipus dit also cut his eyes out when he realised what he had done, so…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deleuze⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking love Deleuze. Don’t understand a word he has written, but love him anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pick your side⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Blue, absolutely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn this rocks gay. good for them. good for them⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dyke is also a slur for lesbian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carnivores⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t think you really need to do your best forr that. Just don’t go deep sea diving.