I love how the quote cuts off right before “only goal”.
No problems here
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juergen@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Oh I assumed it was “our problem”
xantoxis@lemmy.world 3 months ago
OK I also briefly thought “our problem” but I’m actually PRETTY CONCERNED about the words “only goal” when I really think about it? “Only”, as in “Yeah, eating human corpses is definitely ONE thing we’re shooting for, but come on guys”
Rooskie91@discuss.online 3 months ago
Excited for IRL Horizon Zero Dawn.
BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 3 months ago
At least in Horizon they solved the climate crisis first, before creating the ribits that would wipe out all life
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Which then caused another a climate crisis
Gakomi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Has no one played Horizon Zero Dawn?
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I guess we are in that timeline. Tbh, so many things make a lot of sense now.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Someone put bullets in Ted faro. Literally screwed humanity as a whole…twice.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
I wish we were in the dino robots timeline
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Breaking: Company creates Torment Nexus
Nobody@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Neato@ttrpg.network 3 months ago
Uhh I played this game. It’s literally the plot of :::Horizon Zero Dawn:::
AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Your spoiler tag isn’t working.
Neato@ttrpg.network 3 months ago
Yeah I can’t get any of them to work. Do you know what Lemmy uses?
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
This one works on my client, while normal ones don’t
apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 months ago
Your spoiler tag doesn’t seem to be working on beehaw at least BTW
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I knew it was old news! I read this article 8 years ago
KaiReeve@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh goddamnit of course he did.
Joe Rogan elicited some conspiracy theories and media rumors after he claimed on his podcast “Joe Rogan Experience” that the robot would (or at least could) ingest human remains to keep powering itself.
Erasmus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Now just make them sentient and self replicating and….
Gakomi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You either get Horizon Zero Down or replicators from Star Gate
Zoot@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Or paperclips!
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Onion? No? Great…
Next up “researchers wondered what would happen if they put AI to a machine that can consume humans for energy”
lolcatnip@reddthat.com 3 months ago
If I’m gonna be eaten by a robot I’d much rather be dead first.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 months ago
These robots don’t do that part. They will build new robots to make corpses for them.
Hestia@hexbear.net 3 months ago
Apparently the robot is designed to be vegan.
But we all know a robot that feasts on the corpses of genocide victims isn’t too far fetched.
Asafum@feddit.nl 3 months ago
We now have a team. The flamethrower dog robot that cooks for the corpse eater.
What the fuck kind of future is this?
Damage@feddit.it 3 months ago
Honda’s robots always seemed benevolent, let’s hope they’ll be in our side at least
McWizard@feddit.de 3 months ago
So it’s not supposed to be used to eat the dead, good. OMG. It’s supposed to eat the life ones!
trslim@pawb.social 3 months ago
Shayeta@feddit.de 3 months ago
Finally! A productive solution to mass graves!
LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sweet… early stages of the Faro plague
FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 months ago
Faro plague time
Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 3 months ago
We’re getting closer to a real life paperclip maximizer.
Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 months ago
We already have it, it’s called profit maximizer, also known as capitalism.
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!
- Galactic Civilizations, evil event choice
NABDad@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Years ago I saw an article about a robot designed to hunt and kill insects as a healthier pest control mechanism in farming. That robot would put the insects into a hopper where they would be converted to fuel to run the robot.
I figured it wasn’t going to be too long before they’d be eating us.
QProphecy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 3 months ago
DARPA: “we just finished playing Horizon: Zero Dawn and honestly, we think we can make this idea work.”
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Obligatory “fuck Ted Faro”
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Average techbro tbh
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
My god, what a cunt.
NeryK@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Well they are still missing the self replicating part… But you know, give it some time.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The machines will code that themselves.
Someonelemmy@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Apparently its the other way around. This tech is old: www.theguardian.com/technology/…/robots-research
News to me. I loved the game andI really thought the plot was original.