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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    DARPA: “we just finished playing Horizon: Zero Dawn and honestly, we think we can make this idea work.”

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    • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Obligatory “fuck Ted Faro”

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      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Average techbro tbh

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      • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My god, what a cunt.

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    • NeryK@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well they are still missing the self replicating part… But you know, give it some time.

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      • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The machines will code that themselves.

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    • Someonelemmy@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Apparently its the other way around. This tech is old: www.theguardian.com/technology/…/robots-research

      News to me. I loved the game andI really thought the plot was original.

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  • juergen@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love how the quote cuts off right before “only goal”.

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    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh I assumed it was “our problem”

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      • xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        OK I also briefly thought “our problem” but I’m actually PRETTY CONCERNED about the words “only goal” when I really think about it? “Only”, as in “Yeah, eating human corpses is definitely ONE thing we’re shooting for, but come on guys”

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  • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Excited for IRL Horizon Zero Dawn.

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    • BurgerPunk@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At least in Horizon they solved the climate crisis first, before creating the ribits that would wipe out all life

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      • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Which then caused another a climate crisis

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  • Gakomi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Has no one played Horizon Zero Dawn?

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    • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess we are in that timeline. Tbh, so many things make a lot of sense now.

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      • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Someone put bullets in Ted faro. Literally screwed humanity as a whole…twice.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wish we were in the dino robots timeline

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  • hellfire103@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ah sweet, man-made horrors beyond my conprehension

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Breaking: Company creates Torment Nexus

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  • Nobody@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uhh I played this game. It’s literally the plot of :::Horizon Zero Dawn:::

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    • AnyOldName3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your spoiler tag isn’t working.

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      • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah I can’t get any of them to work. Do you know what Lemmy uses?

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      • JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This one works on my client, while normal ones don’t

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    • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your spoiler tag doesn’t seem to be working on beehaw at least BTW

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I knew it was old news! I read this article 8 years ago

    dailymail.co.uk/…/Scavenger-robot-EATS-organic-ma…

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    • KaiReeve@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Even older than that

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    • Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some more summarised info without journalism sensationalism issues

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      • inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh goddamnit of course he did.

        Joe Rogan elicited some conspiracy theories and media rumors after he claimed on his podcast “Joe Rogan Experience” that the robot would (or at least could) ingest human remains to keep powering itself.

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  • Erasmus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now just make them sentient and self replicating and….

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    • Gakomi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You either get Horizon Zero Down or replicators from Star Gate

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      • Zoot@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or paperclips!

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Onion? No? Great…

    Next up “researchers wondered what would happen if they put AI to a machine that can consume humans for energy”

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  • lolcatnip@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I’m gonna be eaten by a robot I’d much rather be dead first.

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    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      These robots don’t do that part. They will build new robots to make corpses for them.

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  • Hestia@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apparently the robot is designed to be vegan.

    But we all know a robot that feasts on the corpses of genocide victims isn’t too far fetched.

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    • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We now have a team. The flamethrower dog robot that cooks for the corpse eater.

      What the fuck kind of future is this?

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honda’s robots always seemed benevolent, let’s hope they’ll be in our side at least

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  • McWizard@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So it’s not supposed to be used to eat the dead, good. OMG. It’s supposed to eat the life ones!

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  • trslim@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      HELL IS FULL

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      • ghoscht@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        BLOOD IS FUEL

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  • Shayeta@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Finally! A productive solution to mass graves!

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  • LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sweet… early stages of the Faro plague

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  • FALGSConaut@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Faro plague time

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  • Gorillatactics@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’re getting closer to a real life paperclip maximizer.

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    • Collatz_problem@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We already have it, it’s called profit maximizer, also known as capitalism.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!

    • Galactic Civilizations, evil event choice
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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Years ago I saw an article about a robot designed to hunt and kill insects as a healthier pest control mechanism in farming. That robot would put the insects into a hopper where they would be converted to fuel to run the robot.

    I figured it wasn’t going to be too long before they’d be eating us.

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  • QProphecy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    www.imdb.com/title/tt0114367/?ref_=ext_shr

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  • hellfire103@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ah sweet, man-made horrors beyond my conprehension

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