LordOfLocksley
@LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 1 week ago:
England is in the midst of the Hundred Years war with France and considering I’m ~193cm and the average height of a man in England in the 14th century is about 171cm… looks like in getting my arse drafted and shipped off to France, to act as some kind of intimidating presence. That is until I have to swing a sword, which my body, that’s used to sitting in an office looking over excel spreadsheets, absolutely can’t do, so I get bum rushed/hit in the face with an arrow and die.
That’s the most likely scenario.
Worst case scenario, considering I don’t speak middle English or Latin, I’m treated as an enemy and locked up in a dungeon somewhere.
I don’t think there is realistically a best case scenario
- Comment on The end is never the end is never the... 1 week ago:
Touché
- Comment on The end is never the end is never the... 1 week ago:
Ummm not to nitpick, but that’s 29 minutes and 8 seconds of Family Guy funny moments
- Comment on *dies of cringe* 2 weeks ago:
Yes
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- Comment on Bees don't have lungs. 3 weeks ago:
Huh, the Greek hero Spiracles saved the bees
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Only valid for the American political.
All my friends here in Europe, up to and including centre right, are the far left wojak in this meme
- Comment on Campaigners tie baby slings to statues in call for better UK paternity leave 7 months ago:
Hard to complain, when they’re busy kissing the corporate boot
- Comment on Meme of the week 7 months ago:
Wholesome?
- Comment on No problems here 10 months ago:
Sweet… early stages of the Faro plague
- Comment on God of War Ragnarök will require a PSN account to play on PC 11 months ago:
This is what baffles me as well. Online game I can understand… but offline single player…???
Also, why in the 21st century does Sony not expand PSN world wide, and why is it only available in a handful of countries
- Comment on Can Trump still run for president now that he's a convicted felon? 11 months ago:
So felons can run for president, they just can’t vote for who they want though?
- Comment on Can Trump still run for president now that he's a convicted felon? 11 months ago:
I’ll take things that’ll never happen for $100
- Comment on iphone 15 pro has something called "always on display" . what exactly is "always on display" i tried to google search it and it didn't really tell me 11 months ago:
Just following Apple’s lead by repackaging old stuff as new and charging a premium
- Comment on iphone 15 pro has something called "always on display" . what exactly is "always on display" i tried to google search it and it didn't really tell me 11 months ago:
Apple always on = 100% screen brightness 100% of the time.
If you want Dimmed always on, as you described for OLED, that’s a $19.99/month subscription
- Comment on Water firms ask for bill rises of between 24% and 91% 11 months ago:
Nah, just get the government to send in the army to seize the assets and infrastructure. At this point in time, these companies are the enemy of the people, and what else is the army for, then to protect its people from enemies
- Comment on [Serious] Do you know of any processed snack foods with some vitamins? 11 months ago:
That is the most smooth brain opinion ever. Telling your child they will be having something other than McDonald’s for dinner is not torture, it’s good parenting.
- Comment on [Serious] Do you know of any processed snack foods with some vitamins? 11 months ago:
Diagnosing your child has autism from WebMD, and not going to get a professional evaluation is the same as calling yourself a car because you stood in a garage
- Comment on [Serious] Do you know of any processed snack foods with some vitamins? 11 months ago:
A home, WebMD diagnosis is not Coniston evidence
- Comment on [Serious] Do you know of any processed snack foods with some vitamins? 11 months ago:
Sorry, I must have missed where OP mentioned her son was autistic
- Comment on [Serious] Do you know of any processed snack foods with some vitamins? 11 months ago:
He’s 3 years old. He’ll eat when he gets hungry enough. He has no income, he can’t supplement his diet with McDs, just deny buying it. Sure you’ll have some tantrums, but better that now than trying to deal with it later.
Parenting is not easy, it’s hard work, and with that comes hard decisions, including putting up with temper tantrums for the greater good.
- Comment on It's important to get a good interest rate 1 year ago:
At least it should be paid off by now
- Comment on Had me for a while there 1 year ago:
So this is how Hollywood aliens see earth
- Comment on Star Wars Outlaws have Season pass + EA + Locked content at launch for Premium 1 year ago:
True, but it’s a Ubisoft game. EA here means Early Access
- Comment on RFK Jr. argues that Biden is a bigger threat to democracy than Trump | CNN Politics 1 year ago:
His uncle would shoot himself in the head, seeing the bullshit his nephew spouts
- Comment on Public has no right to swim in sea, claims firm that dumped sewage at bathing spot 1 year ago:
Time to put an oopsie doopsie at their headquarters
- Comment on I'm my own grandpaaaa 1 year ago:
She doesn’t have a family tree, she has a family wreath
- Comment on suck it, math nerds 1 year ago:
Radius = d/(2*pi)
- Comment on Someone gets killed by a car, so they restrict e-bikes. 1 year ago:
No, it’s sites gatekeeping their dodgy tracking cookie policies.
US companies don’t want to comply with data protection rules of other territories, so they block our access, just so they can continue their exploitative tracking
- Comment on suck it, math nerds 1 year ago:
Not if your diameter is d/pi. Then your circumference is d, where d > 0.
Check mate atheists.