No coconut? Coward
fruit
Submitted 2 years ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 2 years ago
kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
hes not fucking nuts
Purple_drink@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Beautiful
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s how you get maggots
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Oh no vietnam flashbacks
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”
Qkall@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 years ago
frussy
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Username checks out
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
there is video?
PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ooh buddy you’re in for a treat
tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
The guys name is John Kilo.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It’s been so long.
BluesF@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 years ago
But the banana shape! It’s a sleeeeeeeeeve!
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can elope 🥰
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Did… Did you just make the post wholesome?
Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I believe that’s a cantaloupe.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is there another way?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!
AEsheron@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Allegedly.
corus_kt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hard to tell if that’s a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 years ago
MrEff@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
MissGutsy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)
janNatan@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.
db2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 2 years ago
A man of culture
EndlessApollo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I wish she’d post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3
Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?
yesoutwater@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Bruhh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Your fruit fucking skills are remarkable.
ATDA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is this the prep step for American Pie?
HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mise en place
jaschen@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I’m not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.
goatman360@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
fruits are mammals now
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 years ago
you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Fruicking
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As someone much wiser than I once said " where’s the cream filling!"!?
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Use a lemon, have a party.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Someone should tell him theyve already been seeded
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Weirdest episode of binging with babish
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
far_university1990@feddit.de 2 years ago
Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh
its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 2 years ago
It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 years ago
speaking from experience?