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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?

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    • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…

      Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance

      Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

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    • far_university1990@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh

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    • its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.

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    • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      speaking from experience?

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• ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No coconut? Coward

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    hes not fucking nuts

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    • Purple_drink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Beautiful

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  • EfreetSK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s how you get maggots

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh no vietnam flashbacks

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• Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”

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  • Qkall@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄

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• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  frussy

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  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    there is video?

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    • PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ooh buddy you’re in for a treat

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    • tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The guys name is John Kilo.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It’s been so long.

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• BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But the banana shape! It’s a sleeeeeeeeeve!

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can elope 🥰

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  • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did… Did you just make the post wholesome?

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• Bezzelbob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus

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• Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?

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  • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I believe that’s a cantaloupe.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is there another way?

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    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!

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  • AEsheron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Allegedly.

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• corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hard to tell if that’s a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Rustmilian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• MrEff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?

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  • MissGutsy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    (Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.

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    • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Vodka… Right… “Vodka”

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  • janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/02/11/wow16

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  • RagnarokOnline@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A man of culture

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• EndlessApollo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wish she’d post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?

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• yesoutwater@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Frank’s Casaba

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• Bruhh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Your fruit fucking skills are remarkable.

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• ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this the prep step for American Pie?

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  • HoustonHenry@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mise en place

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• jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.

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  • goatman360@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    fruits are mammals now

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals

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• Twinkletoes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fruicking

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As someone much wiser than I once said " where’s the cream filling!"!?

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Use a lemon, have a party.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Someone should tell him theyve already been seeded

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• RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Weirdest episode of binging with babish

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• JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public

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