No coconut? Coward
fruit
Submitted 1 week ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 1 week ago
kewwwi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
hes not fucking nuts
Purple_drink@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Beautiful
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s how you get maggots
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
Oh no vietnam flashbacks
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”
Qkall@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 week ago
frussy
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Username checks out
BluesF@lemmy.world 1 week ago
No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 week ago
But the banana shape! It’s a sleeeeeeeeeve!
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
there is video?
PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 1 week ago
ooh buddy you’re in for a treat
tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
The guys name is John Kilo.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It’s been so long.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Can elope 🥰
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Did… Did you just make the post wholesome?
Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I believe that’s a cantaloupe.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Is there another way?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!
AEsheron@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Allegedly.
corus_kt@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hard to tell if that’s a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 week ago
MrEff@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
MissGutsy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)
janNatan@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.
db2@lemmy.world 1 week ago
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 1 week ago
A man of culture
EndlessApollo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I wish she’d post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3
Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?
yesoutwater@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Bruhh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Your fruit fucking skills are remarkable.
ATDA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Is this the prep step for American Pie?
HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Mise en place
jaschen@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I’m not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.
goatman360@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Marthirial@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
fruits are mammals now
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 week ago
you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Fruicking
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 week ago
As someone much wiser than I once said " where’s the cream filling!"!?
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Use a lemon, have a party.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Someone should tell him theyve already been seeded
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Weirdest episode of binging with babish
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
far_university1990@feddit.de 1 week ago
Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh
its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 week ago
It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 week ago
They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 week ago
speaking from experience?