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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨kewwwi@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?

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      • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…

        Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick

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      • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance

        Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

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      • far_university1990@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh

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      • its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.

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      • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.

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    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.

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      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        speaking from experience?

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  • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No coconut? Coward

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    • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      hes not fucking nuts

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      • Purple_drink@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Beautiful

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    • EfreetSK@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s how you get maggots

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      • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh no vietnam flashbacks

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  • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”

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    • Qkall@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄

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  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    frussy

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    • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Username checks out

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.

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    • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      there is video?

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      • PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ooh buddy you’re in for a treat

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      • tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The guys name is John Kilo.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It’s been so long.

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  • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But the banana shape! It’s a sleeeeeeeeeve!

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can elope 🥰

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    • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did… Did you just make the post wholesome?

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  • Bezzelbob@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus

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  • Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?

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    • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I believe that’s a cantaloupe.

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is there another way?

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      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!

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    • AEsheron@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Allegedly.

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  • corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hard to tell if that’s a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple

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    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Rustmilian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • MrEff@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?

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    • MissGutsy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      (Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.

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      • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Vodka… Right… “Vodka”

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    • janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/02/11/wow16

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    • RagnarokOnline@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A man of culture

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  • EndlessApollo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish she’d post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?

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  • yesoutwater@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Frank’s Casaba

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  • Bruhh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your fruit fucking skills are remarkable.

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  • ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this the prep step for American Pie?

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    • HoustonHenry@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mise en place

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  • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.

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    • goatman360@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.

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    • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      fruits are mammals now

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      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals

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  • Twinkletoes@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fruicking

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As someone much wiser than I once said " where’s the cream filling!"!?

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Use a lemon, have a party.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone should tell him theyve already been seeded

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  • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weirdest episode of binging with babish

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  • JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public

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