No coconut? Coward
fruit
Submitted 11 months ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
kewwwi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
hes not fucking nuts
Purple_drink@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Beautiful
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s how you get maggots
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Oh no vietnam flashbacks
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”
Qkall@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 months ago
frussy
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Username checks out
hOrni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
there is video?
PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ooh buddy you’re in for a treat
tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The guys name is John Kilo.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It’s been so long.
BluesF@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy
ICastFist@programming.dev 11 months ago
But the banana shape! It’s a sleeeeeeeeeve!
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can elope 🥰
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Did… Did you just make the post wholesome?
Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I believe that’s a cantaloupe.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is there another way?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!
AEsheron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Allegedly.
corus_kt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hard to tell if that’s a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
MrEff@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
MissGutsy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)
janNatan@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.
db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 11 months ago
A man of culture
EndlessApollo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I wish she’d post on lemmy 196, this was a fun running gag :3
Noodle07@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?
yesoutwater@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Bruhh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Your fruit fucking skills are remarkable.
ATDA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is this the prep step for American Pie?
HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mise en place
jaschen@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m not going to kink shame. At least nobody(or animals) were hurt from his activity.
goatman360@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Marthirial@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.
kewwwi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
fruits are mammals now
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 11 months ago
you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Fruicking
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As someone much wiser than I once said " where’s the cream filling!"!?
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Use a lemon, have a party.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Someone should tell him theyve already been seeded
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Weirdest episode of binging with babish
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I do miss regularly getting anarchostripperism’s posts in my feed while scrolling reddit in public
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
far_university1990@feddit.de 11 months ago
Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh
its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 months ago
It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 11 months ago
speaking from experience?