ThePyroPython

@ThePyroPython@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deleting my certified banger of a comment on WomensStuff because I respect the rule⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh ffs, I thought that rule only applied to posts and comments going “as a man…”. God damn it, I was just trying to make sure my perspective isn’t echo-chambered and my one or two comments there were appropriate and being supportive to the women who participate there.

  Mia culpa I guess, mods of that sub feel free to go and delete my comments in that sub if they violated the rule because I’ll leave it up to your judgement to decide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dirty slut for water⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s called being parched and the water in that moment will taste like nectar from the gods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's got the morbs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chronic Morbs for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you guys do better?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m feeling like an Alright Crested Greb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oi! I’m 29 and definitely don’t have a mortgage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two men behind ‘senseless’ felling of Sycamore Gap tree jailed for more than four years⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool, now do the same for Water Company executives that shit all over our nature as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mouth suffers for the noms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then what kink would Prawn Cocktail flavour be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just going to disregard the whole “is it weird” because other commenters have already answered that and say this:

  Thank you for being supportive of your son like that, not making them feel ashamed or uncomfortable for asking, and actually showing them since you know how to do it.

  My dad wouldn’t even show me how to properly shave my face even when I asked, gave me a one sentence explanation, and just went back to whatever he was doing. I had to learn from YouTube and trial+error.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IP over Carrier Pigeon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MrBeast scraps AI YouTube thumbnail generator days after announcing it: 'If creators don't want the tools, no worries'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  May I present, The Smiler Image

  Source: Transmetropolitan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shut up Jimmy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or philosophers and philosophy.

  Damn philosophers, they ruined philosophy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hello, is that DarkHorse comics?

  Boy, do I have an epic 5-phase graphic novel for you!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then ascended to become pure EM spectrum as his final Gigahertz form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Title of the paper:

  Proposal for B-rated Motion Picture to Stimulate Growth in Cinema Ticket Sales by Utilising Highly Contagious Memetics in the Screenplay Writing Process

  Caption: Fig 1. The Plot MacGuffin of Smart Cocaine Megladon 2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Downing Street ‘exploring plan for digital ID cards’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which will be met with the response “but I’m not an ‘immigrant’ why should I have to carry this ID card?!”

  ‘I’m not an immigrant’ is their code for “I’m white”.

  As much as xenophobic cunts fantasise the idea of stricter border controls and US-ICE style raids, they’re also the same cunts that complain about long queues at airport security and HATE it when an authority figure questions them or forces them to do something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Downing Street ‘exploring plan for digital ID cards’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They keep trying this every few years.

  This ain’t going to work unless it’s sold to the public like Estonia’s X-Road:

  Complete digitisation of government, using the NHS, passport application, driving, taxes, etc. to reduce cost overheads and speed up government services. It needs to be a properly implemented super app with best industry security practices. I’d even go so far as to make it open source and have UK developers who log contributions to the project get a tax rebate according to hours/lines contributed as a sort of payment.

  Plus it would help sell UK digital services abroad by developing and advertising a local talent pool.

  Getting the UK public to be on board with just a digital ID isn’t going to fly. Why when your driving licence/learners license or passport is already being used as an ID that people carry around, and then you have your NHS number, your national insurance number, and even a gov.uk account.

  What the point of adding another one?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I ain’t no bitch” that’s some strong whining that makes you look like a bitch.

  Where’s your stoic attitude of “suck it up and deal with it” Mr Manly Man?

  Christ, I’ve eaten peaches that didn’t bruise as easily as his ego.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well she is from Doncaster so that explains a lot of her delusional thinking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never Forget. Please dear god don't forget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We all are Ralph, we all are… (Slaps knees) Aaanyway, just got to get on with life (stands up and walks off stage left)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% people who drink water die⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  c/HydroHomies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨skynet would be better than these clowns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally the plot of every sci-fi show with an “overseer”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Edward the 7th had one of these when the Throne started splintering under his enormous reign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know that- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

  (Gets tossed into the air and into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why you have to factor in the airspeed velocity of your laiden and unlaiden swallows pigeons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel happy..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah stop your moaning, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Harry Potter series based on the "magic" of Weed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Harry The Roadman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Quarry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then go to ZipWorld. That way you get to zoom over the typical North Wales Quarrys used for Dr. Who.

  Also whilst you’re there, check out Bounce Below and Surf Snowdonia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make gravity your bitch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This unlocked a song that has been buried in my mind for YEARS:

  Now some of you may think that gravity is strong Cuz when you fall Off your bicycle It don’t take long Until you hit the earth And you say, “Dang that hurt!”

  But if you think the force Is powerful You’re wrong

  You see, gravity It’s weaker than weak!

  And the reason why Is something many Scientists seek

  They think about dimensions We live in just three But maybe there are others That are too small to see

  It’s into these dimensions that gravity extends Which makes it seem weaker here on our end

  And these dimensions are rolled up, curled so tight That they don’t affect you in your day-to-day life

  But if you were as tiny as a graviton You could enter these dimensions and go wandering on And they’d find you…

  LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone, ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨logs are for quitters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes boss, I did work out the dynamic range of that log amplifier we wanted to use in our next product’s sensor PCB, it’s 80dB.

  The results are over here. (points to a roll of A-4 paper)

  It has 40 data points and only took me 1 week, 10 pencils, and 20 erasers to plot the chart. Yeah I can present it, it’ll take me 10 minutes to roll it out, pin it down, and fetch the A-frame ladder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩: