100% people who drink water die

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• snailboy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Already made the GIF!

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• meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I never drink water. Fish fuck in it.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not just fish fuck in it. Gay fish fuck in it!

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      👀 WHERE

      I mean eww gross, gay fish, I’m voting Republican

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• kautau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  These people are such addicts that like 90% of their piss is this stuff, it’s crazy

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  • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I heard that some people drink so much of that crap that literally more than 50% of their body is made up of water. I don’t even know how it’s possible to still be alive at that point, I mean, JFC it’s like you’re not even a solid at that point, you’re just gonna dissolve into a puddle. Like, get help.

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah it’s really sad. And when they overdose it’s very traumatic for those around them because of what happens

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• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  noticed something new when i was watching idiocracy again the other day. dax has a hose thing that i always thought was a hookah or something, but there’s a cutaway shot at one point that shows it’s plugged into a box that says “beer online”. totally irrelevant to this thread, but whatever.

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ll take on of those please

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  3 days sober! I’m super water-hungover though, I’ve got a huge headache and my vision is getting worse, and tbh my memory and cognition has really taken a hit. And my piss is honey-like and low-volume. But I’m still determined to break water’s hold on me! Wish me luck

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bro, I drink water everyday, and I’ve never died.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You sure? When was the last time to checked?

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s been an hour I think we lost them 😞

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So addicted that it is constantly flowing in their system. They’re 60% water. They can’t quit at this point, it will shock their body. They are so used to it they don’t even show the symptoms of water addiction anymore. Should blame their parents though, it’s usually the parents who introduce the water and get their kids hooked.

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Title is wrong. It’s 100% of people who dies had drunk water. There’s like 8 billion people who drink water and haven’t died. Maybe never will, for all we know.

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  • TheYojimbo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean one could argue that stillborn haven’t really drank water so both stats are kinda wrong imo…

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I drink it every day but I’m not addicted. I can stop it at any time, ok??

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Buddy, I know this is hard for you and it’s also been hard for all of us, but your garden pool is scaring the neighborhood. And I know for a fact I’ve heard your showering in the morning and… gags I heard you gargling the water. This needs to stop.

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• webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t know why people touch the stuff. Whats wrong with a good old can of energy drink where the water is neutralized with taurine.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “100% people”?

  Are there 50% people? What is the other half? Wait! Centaurs?!

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  • TRAHR@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s only 1 half, where’s the bottom half go, reverse centaurs?

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And drinking too much will kill you. Isn’t that same as OD on drug? Huh? Checkmate.

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• TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I could quit water anytime I want to.

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  • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ll probably quit next week, this one has been rough. I’m not addicted though.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This will now be the way I handle hydro homies who don’t seem to understand how the phisiology works.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And don’t get me started on this oxidizing O2 bullshit we have to keep inhaling with every breath we take.

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• ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Air is yucky

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Drink water or get slapped?

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  c/HydroHomies

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