Comment on fruit

• laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

  Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pussy!

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    • BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      P(pineapple)pussy

      Pinussy, if you will

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• NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s actually not the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder if those tenderizing properties are what make people swear by pineapple slices on pizza and burgers

    Knowing how much Hawaiians love spam, they’re probably over the moon for accompanying elements that can compliment or add to or even concentrate those porkey and salty flavors

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The ham on pizza is sweet though, imo not a good match. My preference is pineapple, pepperoni (or chicken), and jalapenos. Get spicy, sweet, and salty all on one slice, ето заебись.

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      • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ham on pizza is sweet

        What? Where? Ham isn’t supposed to be sweet.

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      • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pepperoni pineapple pizza (PPP?) is underrated. Bonus points for mushroom and jalapeno. And maybe onion.

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      • menemen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pineapple-Chicken-Cheese (Gouda) makes an awesome sandwich.

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      • BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My preference is pineapple, black olives, and onions.

        The black olives give the same salty as meats, so it works out quite nicely. I’m not typically into spicy pizza, but onions and pineapple go nicely together when cooked, imho.

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• MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

  Sentences you never thought you’d read.

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• Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Landjäger? I barely know her!

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