Comment on fruit

• TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…

  Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good point.

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  • AEsheron@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pineapple is so metal, fucking fruit that tries to eat you back.

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  • mjhelto@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe it’ll feel like those little fish that eat the dead skin off your hands?

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance

  Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

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  • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

    Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pussy!

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      • BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        P(pineapple)pussy

        Pinussy, if you will

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  • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s actually not the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wonder if those tenderizing properties are what make people swear by pineapple slices on pizza and burgers

      Knowing how much Hawaiians love spam, they’re probably over the moon for accompanying elements that can compliment or add to or even concentrate those porkey and salty flavors

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The ham on pizza is sweet though, imo not a good match. My preference is pineapple, pepperoni (or chicken), and jalapenos. Get spicy, sweet, and salty all on one slice, ето заебись.

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  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

    Sentences you never thought you’d read.

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  • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Landjäger? I barely know her!

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• far_university1990@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh

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• its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.

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• BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.

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