The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
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jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months agoI’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.
Pussy!
P(pineapple)pussy
Pinussy, if you will
It’s actually not the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly
I wonder if those tenderizing properties are what make people swear by pineapple slices on pizza and burgers
Knowing how much Hawaiians love spam, they’re probably over the moon for accompanying elements that can compliment or add to or even concentrate those porkey and salty flavors
The ham on pizza is sweet though, imo not a good match. My preference is pineapple, pepperoni (or chicken), and jalapenos. Get spicy, sweet, and salty all on one slice, ето заебись.
I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Sentences you never thought you’d read.
And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!
Landjäger? I barely know her!
Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh
Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.
It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Good point.
AEsheron@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Pineapple is so metal, fucking fruit that tries to eat you back.
mjhelto@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Maybe it’ll feel like those little fish that eat the dead skin off your hands?