Comment on fruit

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?

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  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…

    Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good point.

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    • AEsheron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pineapple is so metal, fucking fruit that tries to eat you back.

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    • mjhelto@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe it’ll feel like those little fish that eat the dead skin off your hands?

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance

    Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

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    • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

      Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pussy!

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    • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s actually not the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly

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      • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wonder if those tenderizing properties are what make people swear by pineapple slices on pizza and burgers

        Knowing how much Hawaiians love spam, they’re probably over the moon for accompanying elements that can compliment or add to or even concentrate those porkey and salty flavors

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    • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo

      Sentences you never thought you’d read.

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    • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!

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      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Landjäger? I barely know her!

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  • far_university1990@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh

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  • its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.

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  • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    speaking from experience?

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    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We don’t talk about Bruno or Bruno’s juice.

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