ThrowawaySobriquet
@ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world
- Comment on New Drake Diss just dropped 1 day ago:
Bespoke: leaving you pants in the toilet and running away to shit in the woods
- Comment on Praise Sheezus 5 days ago:
Messiah Shark do do do do do do
- Comment on Beep beep 5 days ago:
If I knew it could make me this happy, I’d buy a Jeep so fuckin fast
- Comment on Another day another dollar 1 week ago:
The sun be crazy. Like, it’s more or less a self-sustaining explosion that’s so far away the energy of it takes almost ten minutes to cross the void to us, but is still so powerful it can burn and blind you if you’re exposed to it for too long. And the effects are only that minor because our magnetosphere blocks most of the solar wind. That wind is coming at us at almost a million miles per hour
- Comment on The one your friend, Dick, borrows 1 week ago:
Ah, fuck. You’re right. I’ll never recover from this
- Comment on The one your friend, Dick, borrows 1 week ago:
I can’t unsee the dick swastika
- Comment on Literally bad 1 week ago:
Horses are cats that can stomp you to death. Source: worked in stables
- Comment on ( . Y . ) 1 week ago:
Them some grizzly tits
- Comment on I cannot find it 1 week ago:
Lol, I’m gonna make that my ringtone for awhile
- Comment on I cannot find it 2 weeks ago:
(obviously NSFW)
- Comment on I cannot find it 2 weeks ago:
We call it the Sun. Orbited by the highest concentration of perverts in the whole galaxy
- Comment on we love those power laws 2 weeks ago:
One of the hallmarks of a bad weapon: significant overlap in maximum range and minimum safe distance
- Comment on we love those power laws 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on An actual screenshot from an ad I got while playing a mobile game 2 weeks ago:
Congratulations!
- Comment on can't stop won't stop 2 weeks ago:
Well, good news is if you make it back you got pretty good chances. Benny was a freak
- Comment on Medieval Doomsday Weapon 2 weeks ago:
Oh, for sure, the screwdriver was a “hold my beer” moment. The brick, though, I gotta disagree. While it was an unfortunate accident, we knew enough about radiation at that point to know even tiny accidents could delete you. Playing Legos around something I know could kill me in an attempt to ease it to the point of maybe almost killing me just sounds like a slightly better thought out way of asking someone to hold my beer
- Comment on Medieval Doomsday Weapon 2 weeks ago:
The first time this thing killed someone was because they dropped a brick on it. The second time this thing killed someone was because they were fuckin around with it using a screwdriver
- Comment on "Also, try our new deep dish special." 2 weeks ago:
I worked at Papa John’s once upon a time. That’s just the general vibe. Wasn’t all bad. Free pizza if you didn’t get too greedy and the manager would sometimes snort pills with you off the back of the toilet when it was slow
- Comment on I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night 3 weeks ago:
Damn. Sorry you no-clipped
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- Comment on The Game is Afoot 3 weeks ago:
It’s still pretty early on, but that I got any kind of reply gives me a hope
- Comment on The Game is Afoot 3 weeks ago:
Right?!
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- Comment on stegosaurus 3 weeks ago:
I played up the dynamite aspect a bit there, but The Bone Wars were very real, very not a porn, and reads more like a Cohen Brothers spec script than anything that, you know, actually happened
- Comment on stegosaurus 3 weeks ago:
They’re also the only discipline I’m aware of that frequently sabotaged each other’s research using TNT like Looney Tunes characters
- Comment on totally tardigrades 3 weeks ago:
Space Marine
- Comment on stegosaurus 3 weeks ago:
Cue the downright vicious paleontology blood-feud between the two camps of thought on whether they were tenors or sopranos
- Comment on Burt Reynolds in a role that will surprise and inspire you. 4 weeks ago:
On the inverse, I’d watch an animated musical Cujo
- Comment on Smothsinian 4 weeks ago:
So, of course I went down a rabbit hole on this. So far I’m unsuccessful, but I did find out the Smithsonian Institute has a searchable database of all their junk, which is neat.
Anyone with Mastadon or Twitter wanna take a swing at getting their attention? The pic was taken August 31, 2019. Definitely the Natural History Museum in DC, pretty sure it was the geology wing? I’m gonna email them, see what I get.
Also, for posterity, I’m gonna say it’s either Doom or the White Album
- Comment on Brb 4 weeks ago:
Some folks are just born with it, I guess