guns don’t kill people, toddlers do
He remains at large
Submitted 5 days ago by todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It takes a child to raze a village.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Lmao nice
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Arm the other toddlers.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I have 3 words for you: Pay per view.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 days ago
As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That’s what the toddler wants.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
If we change our way of life, the toddler wins.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING!
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
And her name is Maggie Simpson.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.
username_unavailable@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Imagine what he’s going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.
dumbass@leminal.space 5 days ago
You say no to that cute little face!
OrgunDonor@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I would easily say no to his face… but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 days ago
All I’m saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them
0ops@lemm.ee 5 days ago
He probably doesn’t remain that large, he is a toddler
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
He remains at small but growing rapidly
istanbullu@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
He must have grown a lot in two years
rickdg@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I’m not american.
tacosplease@lemmy.world 4 days ago
You’ve got the spirit though
IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.
Original article: romper.com/…/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-wee…
2023 update from a different gun research group: pewresearch.org/…/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-5…
We live in hell.
moon@lemmy.cafe 4 days ago
Glad to see their aim got better
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Somebody really needs to do something about this kid.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 2 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year
Last I checked, there was more weeks than that in a year. Did those fuckers in HR go and change it?
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 days ago
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I look forward to his adolescence as a Fortune 500 CEO.
Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Lil John Wick is on a mission, I guess.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Adam Sandler in: Lil’ Wicky
Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 days ago
WITH A FUCKIN’ CRAYON!
spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 days ago
this joke is funny here but it gets really sad when twitter and everyone repeats the same “original” knee slapper when this stat continues to be true, month after month after month 😒
Iapar@feddit.de 5 days ago
I used to be an kneeslapper like them. Then I got shot by a toddler.
fossphi@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Right in the knee?
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.
Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.
If I had a genie, I’d thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I’m gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.
AA5B@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Look at Rambo over here, thinks he can take on The Toddler
downpunxx@fedia.io 5 days ago
that little bastard
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Toddler army UNITE
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 days ago
That Dennis is such a meanance.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 days ago
They will grow out of it.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Whoever said taking candy from a baby was easy must not have been American
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
After 2 years are they still a toddler?
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Toddler is 1-3 years, so they are just about done.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I bet he’ll be able to retire at 3 years old with this many jobs
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Talk about the Terrible Twos!
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 4 days ago
The anti-gun propaganda isn’t even clever. It’s completely transparent that it’s not about safety at all.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
You gotta be fucking dense to think that this is a normal thing. This is not normal that toddler kill anyone with a gun. If stating a statistic like that make you react like you did, you have a mental problem.
How can it not be about safety when children kills other people by finding a gun laying around?
Keep doing the mental gymnastics, you are winning the gold medal and breaking every record.
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Nobody said anything anti-gun. This is a legitimate statistic.
If it feels anti-gun to you, it’s probably your conscience asking you if this is an acceptable side effect of unlimited gun rights. Maybe listen to that voice and think of an answer to that question.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!
slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more
Donebrach@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Is this another edition of The Simpsons did it first?
Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Kinderguardians youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk?si=XIxasF5ow8pFfBgW
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.