guns don’t kill people, toddlers do
He remains at large
Submitted 2 years ago by todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Arm the other toddlers.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I have 3 words for you: Pay per view.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It takes a child to raze a village.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Lmao nice
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 years ago
As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s what the toddler wants.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
If we change our way of life, the toddler wins.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING!
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
And her name is Maggie Simpson.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.
username_unavailable@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Imagine what he’s going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 years ago
You say no to that cute little face!
OrgunDonor@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I would easily say no to his face… but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 years ago
All I’m saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them
0ops@lemm.ee 2 years ago
He probably doesn’t remain that large, he is a toddler
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
He remains at small but growing rapidly
istanbullu@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
He must have grown a lot in two years
rickdg@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I’m not american.
tacosplease@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’ve got the spirit though
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 2 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year
Last I checked, there was more weeks than that in a year. Did those fuckers in HR go and change it?
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 years ago
IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.
Original article: romper.com/…/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-wee…
2023 update from a different gun research group: pewresearch.org/…/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-5…
We live in hell.
moon@lemmy.cafe 2 years ago
Glad to see their aim got better
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Somebody really needs to do something about this kid.
Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Lil John Wick is on a mission, I guess.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Adam Sandler in: Lil’ Wicky
Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
WITH A FUCKIN’ CRAYON!
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I look forward to his adolescence as a Fortune 500 CEO.
spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 years ago
this joke is funny here but it gets really sad when twitter and everyone repeats the same “original” knee slapper when this stat continues to be true, month after month after month 😒
Iapar@feddit.de 2 years ago
I used to be an kneeslapper like them. Then I got shot by a toddler.
fossphi@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Right in the knee?
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.
Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.
If I had a genie, I’d thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I’m gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Look at Rambo over here, thinks he can take on The Toddler
downpunxx@fedia.io 2 years ago
that little bastard
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Toddler army UNITE
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
That Dennis is such a meanance.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
After 2 years are they still a toddler?
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Toddler is 1-3 years, so they are just about done.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I bet he’ll be able to retire at 3 years old with this many jobs
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They will grow out of it.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Whoever said taking candy from a baby was easy must not have been American
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Talk about the Terrible Twos!
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 2 years ago
The anti-gun propaganda isn’t even clever. It’s completely transparent that it’s not about safety at all.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
You gotta be fucking dense to think that this is a normal thing. This is not normal that toddler kill anyone with a gun. If stating a statistic like that make you react like you did, you have a mental problem.
How can it not be about safety when children kills other people by finding a gun laying around?
Keep doing the mental gymnastics, you are winning the gold medal and breaking every record.
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Nobody said anything anti-gun. This is a legitimate statistic.
If it feels anti-gun to you, it’s probably your conscience asking you if this is an acceptable side effect of unlimited gun rights. Maybe listen to that voice and think of an answer to that question.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more
Donebrach@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is this another edition of The Simpsons did it first?
Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Kinderguardians youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk?si=XIxasF5ow8pFfBgW
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.