guns don’t kill people, toddlers do
He remains at large
Submitted 10 months ago by todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Arm the other toddlers.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have 3 words for you: Pay per view.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It takes a child to raze a village.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Classy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Lmao nice
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 10 months ago
As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s what the toddler wants.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
If we change our way of life, the toddler wins.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING!
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
And her name is Maggie Simpson.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.
username_unavailable@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagine what he’s going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.
dumbass@leminal.space 10 months ago
You say no to that cute little face!
OrgunDonor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I would easily say no to his face… but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All I’m saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them
0ops@lemm.ee 10 months ago
He probably doesn’t remain that large, he is a toddler
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
He remains at small but growing rapidly
istanbullu@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
He must have grown a lot in two years
rickdg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I’m not american.
tacosplease@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’ve got the spirit though
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 2 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year
Last I checked, there was more weeks than that in a year. Did those fuckers in HR go and change it?
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.
Original article: romper.com/…/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-wee…
2023 update from a different gun research group: pewresearch.org/…/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-5…
We live in hell.
moon@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
Glad to see their aim got better
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Somebody really needs to do something about this kid.
Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Lil John Wick is on a mission, I guess.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Adam Sandler in: Lil’ Wicky
Bgugi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
WITH A FUCKIN’ CRAYON!
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I look forward to his adolescence as a Fortune 500 CEO.
spujb@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
this joke is funny here but it gets really sad when twitter and everyone repeats the same “original” knee slapper when this stat continues to be true, month after month after month 😒
Iapar@feddit.de 10 months ago
I used to be an kneeslapper like them. Then I got shot by a toddler.
fossphi@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Right in the knee?
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.
Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.
If I had a genie, I’d thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I’m gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.
AA5B@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Look at Rambo over here, thinks he can take on The Toddler
downpunxx@fedia.io 10 months ago
that little bastard
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Toddler army UNITE
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
That Dennis is such a meanance.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
After 2 years are they still a toddler?
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Toddler is 1-3 years, so they are just about done.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I bet he’ll be able to retire at 3 years old with this many jobs
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They will grow out of it.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Whoever said taking candy from a baby was easy must not have been American
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Talk about the Terrible Twos!
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
The anti-gun propaganda isn’t even clever. It’s completely transparent that it’s not about safety at all.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You gotta be fucking dense to think that this is a normal thing. This is not normal that toddler kill anyone with a gun. If stating a statistic like that make you react like you did, you have a mental problem.
How can it not be about safety when children kills other people by finding a gun laying around?
Keep doing the mental gymnastics, you are winning the gold medal and breaking every record.
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Nobody said anything anti-gun. This is a legitimate statistic.
If it feels anti-gun to you, it’s probably your conscience asking you if this is an acceptable side effect of unlimited gun rights. Maybe listen to that voice and think of an answer to that question.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!
slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more
Donebrach@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is this another edition of The Simpsons did it first?
Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Kinderguardians youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk?si=XIxasF5ow8pFfBgW
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.