Samsy
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- Comment on can't unsee it 1 day ago:
Daughters marry their dads equivalents. (But only if they are in a good relationship to their fathers).
- Comment on Women come, women go 1 week ago:
Nah, that’s not an …apple.
- Comment on You can only bring back one. Which do you choose? 1 week ago:
Sure? Thought they are now called Smyth’s or something.
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 2 weeks ago:
Gunter Schnapsholder
- Comment on RIP America 2 weeks ago:
If you know exactly the level of education of your supporters and your enemies. It’s time to attack the level of your enemies.
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 3 weeks ago:
Calling friends and talk to them for hours.
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 3 weeks ago:
Too early
- Comment on Anon discovers cigarettes 1 month ago:
I stopped smoking and had two bacterial infections the first since years. The second one end up in a Pneumonia.
Is smoking healthy?
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 2 months ago:
The arrow shows on which side the battery is.
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- Comment on but what happened to logsday? 3 months ago:
Yeah, right.
- Comment on but what happened to logsday? 3 months ago:
No it’s because Emperor Julius and Augustus want their own months in summer.
- Comment on End-To-End enshittified 3 months ago:
Glad I just use WhatsApp only through a matrix bridge.
- Comment on Anon is Turkish 3 months ago:
Maybe it’s because of it’s autocrat leader?
- Comment on fuck this asshole 4 months ago:
You dont now what he means with “free”.
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 4 months ago:
Also known as Elonus Brutus Maskus.
- Comment on Kryptonite 5 months ago:
If you aim good enough, every rock could be someone’s weakness.
- Comment on Anon questions their existence 5 months ago:
Main characters ate a lot of shrooms, maybe try it.
- Comment on My Honest Opinion 5 months ago:
Yeah, we need to stop all the politics in here!
Strokes his penguin over the head
- Comment on (They're not allowed to legally anymore) 5 months ago:
Trump 2 ≠ Covid 2
Because nobody get informed.
- Comment on Anon experiences German humor 5 months ago:
Here a joke my english teacher always told us:
What says a Saxon in New York when he wants a Christmas tree? .
A tännchen, please.
The saxon “a tännchen” sounds in english like: attention
- Comment on Anon is karming 5 months ago:
Happened to me, on reddit.
- Comment on Achievement unlocked? 6 months ago:
No, it’s a perfect perpetomobile.
- Comment on Achievement unlocked? 6 months ago:
Is this possible? Wait a moment…
- Comment on I hate when this happens 6 months ago:
I don’t believe this…
- Comment on GET REKT 6 months ago:
Is this war or just sports (war against hornets)?
- Comment on GET REKT 6 months ago:
Uhh, first win since WW2. Congrats.
- Comment on Anon misfires 6 months ago:
Exactly, I mean it’s the British food, they eat beans for breakfast for example. Explosive diarrhea must be illness number one.
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 6 months ago:
Glad to see some scientific stuff under a “I would fuck his mom for serving broccoli” content.
- Comment on Help 6 months ago:
“Woh odd, I rotate text in ms paint”
Good job!
