Samsy
@Samsy@lemmy.ml
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 weeks ago:
Pornhub: no Problem, we deliver.
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 3 weeks ago:
Me: Urgh, AI-Slop.
Also me: what hell of a promt would generate this?
- Comment on Trivia question 4 weeks ago:
Grasscow.
The capital of Scotthistle.
- Comment on Yes 4 weeks ago:
Not surprised.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Omg you are right, here check this, its gone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&t=1
- Comment on Anon is a scientist 2 months ago:
Good joke but unrealistic. Chocolate bar is maybe new invented but cocoa isn’t. And I bet they knew how it works on humans best friend.
- Comment on bold words 2 months ago:
Get to France!
Wtf do I like Mike Oldfield in the future
- Comment on Me in my home office at exactly 5:01pm everyday 2 months ago:
I thought this is one of these “show your drawing skills, by filling the rest”
- Comment on To USB, or not to USB 2 months ago:
Their triple quantum computers implemented in their brain wants to say fuck you, too.
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- Comment on I still haven't figured out how to do this 3 months ago:
My best and dumbest solution is to make the font size near zero on the last line.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Mommy supports whatever… Nah, wait, that’s not okay!
- Comment on You shall not cut! 3 months ago:
A little bit autistic we are today?
- Comment on Definitely the safest source for advice 3 months ago:
Oh I remember that place where the AI got trained for this.
- Comment on Lemmy: Beans 3 months ago:
Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.
- Comment on Lemmy: Beans 3 months ago:
Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
- Comment on I'm lit deal with it 😎 3 months ago:
Confused. First I read “mother” not monster.
- Comment on Protein bar 4 months ago:
1000 kcal. This human battery isn’t running on itself.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Yes, but why do we say “Fußzeh” there aren’t any other “Zehen” on the body, right?
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Eight. A thumb is not a finger.
- Comment on "Media consumption" 4 months ago:
No its the only unplayed.
- Comment on AI Overview 4 months ago:
Wtf am I watching? This is hilarious and sad at the same time.
- Comment on AI Overview 4 months ago:
Time to start the: “I’ll do everything AI suggest” - Challenge.
- Comment on wood 4 months ago:
Dog, Seagul, OK. But rabbit? Wtf no.
- Comment on "Media consumption" 4 months ago:
Lol, witcher 1 is exactly the game that is unplayed in my library.
- Comment on Education is important. 4 months ago:
Reminds me of a philosophical question, what would happen if a new country with zero humans on it appears in our actual timeline? Who would own it?
- Comment on Reddit global rank is going down 5 months ago:
Oh, that was me and the boys installing Linux all night long
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 5 months ago:
Adding the vids of my toilet to the vids the roomla made. It all comes together.
- Comment on Pika Pika 5 months ago:
Wtf is a Glumanda?
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 5 months ago:
Trumpf im Sumpf.
Trump in the swamp.
