Samsy

@Samsy@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Got This Right, Right?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My German bro here understands too much. From my perspective, an american shoot another american. For reasons. End of the story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always thought that the airbags are in the steering wheel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Downvotes on a shitpost? Where is this society going?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  4. The second nose, but can I decide where?
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, and those 37% are just porn, hookers and people trying to get pregnant. Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hep mak fren⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the full story of Alpha, from 2018 (?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems legit.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI now has the natural selection module activated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They'd just appear out of nowhere⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just making bad jokes, but thx for the facts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They'd just appear out of nowhere⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eye-Tapeworms better see a doctor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make only pictures with that sus barcode-scanner app which want all permissions on the phone. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zirconium⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day we drive the highway in wrong direction when the time to go has come. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmm, vegetarians.

  *drooling Homer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon puts himself out there⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet everyone has pretended to be the opposite sex online. Maybe just for the giggles. But anyone who does that all the time, straight to hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “we don’t know… they just are.” Could be a slogan for the whole meat industry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah shit, we all know where that ends

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaving religious people speechless⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The mongols, morons… Ahh I give up. Even my spelling checker can’t find them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨185k view⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Looks like there are good keywords. Depression for example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol DuckDuckGo AI assist!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Barron still the hottest daughter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honda Zonda⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Murica. I bet toiletpaper has a screen, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Elvis-Mode?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jack Quaid

  That Guy is everywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The woman in the center of this pic is Dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have to think about what a shitpost is, you are definitely wrong about what a shitpost is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA on privuhcy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA on privuhcy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are URL shortener Apps on F-Droid. Simple share the link to this app and get a short link without this privacy mess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can't unsee it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. Maybe I didn’t think about all possible variants of my introductory statement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can't unsee it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Daughters marry their dads equivalents. (But only if they are in a good relationship to their fathers).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women come, women go⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, that’s not an …apple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only bring back one. Which do you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure? Thought they are now called Smyth’s or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gunter Schnapsholder