Samsy
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- Comment on Nuclear Demonology 2 weeks ago:
No, you aren’t born. Only your mother would say she was there, but hey, moms always tell lies to save their children.
- Comment on American Politics 3 weeks ago:
I would say, impossible. But since I watched Idiocracy, it’s too soon.
- Comment on Grr Windows 3 weeks ago:
Mac Users: shit, my 2019 laptop can’t be updated to the latest OS-Version. And now I only got fake security updates.
- Comment on Grr Windows 3 weeks ago:
Fedora isn’t any better. 10-40 Packages every day.
- Comment on Commie trek 3 weeks ago:
Interesting, would fit, too.
I thought they are Russians because of the 1992 movie: the undiscovered country. Released close after the end of the cold war…
- Comment on Commie trek 3 weeks ago:
I thought there are other hints, like races are countries. (For example klingons are russians etc)
Political I thought the Borg are the real commies. (In a GOP nightmare version)
- Comment on Friendship is Universal 5 weeks ago:
Homer speaks to Bart meme: As far as we know, today.
- Comment on Altered the timeline 5 weeks ago:
It was a lot of swearing. And he wrote “Language”. Then something like “who tf are you” And he answered big boss at NASA or something.
- Comment on Pray for me lads, Imma about to rawdog this without back ups 1 month ago:
The atomic distro would do a backup and if update goes wrong, it automatically boots back into the previous one.
- Comment on The two types of jobs 1 month ago:
This meme is verstörend.
- Comment on We lost Keanu 1 month ago:
Oh god, I saw something like this on Netflix. Every third sentence was about the bad mainstream archeology.
- Comment on Still a better spaceship than anything boeing can make 2 months ago:
Uber eats in Ohio?
- Comment on Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread 2 months ago:
Really? Does it work?
- Comment on Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread 2 months ago:
Murica, fucked up because of shopping carts. In germany you have to put money in the cart, and get it back while bringing the cart back to where it is from. Problem solved.
- Comment on Jackhammer 2 months ago:
Sure, meat doesn’t make sounds while dying. /s
- Comment on Jackhammer 2 months ago:
- Comment on Jackhammer 2 months ago:
Like the frequency dying plants make? Makes sense. Looks like evolution could already did this in the past.
- Comment on Jackhammer 2 months ago:
Evolution would say: nope. And the surviving class would be deaf. No one is able to accept a permanent jackhammer.
- Comment on Jackhammer 2 months ago:
Okay just to be clear. The sun not only went out. The sun will explode and we too.
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 2 months ago:
Pumped up kicks in my ass
- Comment on Checkmate 2 months ago:
Definetly.
- Comment on Checkmate 2 months ago:
Okay since nobody did a serious answer, here we go:
tl;dr: its a translation error.
The first documented forms of chess are all “war machines” of their time the tower was a Charioteer.
When chess hits Europe someone translated charioteer with tower. Idk why, maybe because the used figures looked like a tower.
- Comment on People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam 2 months ago:
Shitposting is being taken a little too literally lately
- Comment on Hail our true supreme leader 3 months ago:
Can’t argue against.
- Comment on Hail our true supreme leader 3 months ago:
More of this please. I mean if there are people who believed pizzagate, the same people never heard about AI pictures and would believe this.
- Comment on Colorblindness check! 3 months ago:
𓃰
- Comment on Irish Journalist Excellence 3 months ago:
Their must be one. Plz create they.
- Comment on I still crie evrytiem 3 months ago:
- Comment on poni 4 months ago:
Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.
- Comment on poni 4 months ago:
An equivalent to flying pigs?