Samsy

@Samsy@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨business is business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  But you only have to hit their taste of photography. Ask IT people how hard it is to hit the taste of someone who mainly is able to click on iPhone apps and now starts to tell you what db/infra/server structure he/she wants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello Children⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  As you can see in his eyes he isn’t smiling.

  Cut the salary!! /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your email is almost full...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Read a lot of mail probs in the past, I just owe a vps for a few bugs, not because I can’t host at home, it’s for the static ipv4. Install stalwart on it, config SPF, DMARC, DKIM etc, to my Domain provider, well documented after setting up my domain. After a week or two, there are no mails send to spam by others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny that everyone here things this will be done by an election.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games with singleplayer campaigns that let me fight/kill nazis?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit admins would debate shooting videogame Nazis? Wtf? Things going on in GTA aren’t the same?

  GTA 7 should be a time traveler, stealing Panzerkraftwagen IV and shoot Nazis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get attention around here.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalism relies on money, if you have enough its OK not being decent, lazy and a dumb fuck.

  We’re onto something here…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send that probe deep y'all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe new try: Urass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to move a sofa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shh dude, don’t tell the american working class that they are doing communism, because communism is bad, you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's gf is intense⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are there newer comments from anon? Maybe he dead, now? Maybe his obviously healthier girlfriend is still alive and now single? I bet there are other anons willingly jumping with her again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heliboard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hol' up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, there is a free alternative, stepsister.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests their IQ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but it was bought to me as an IQ test. The reason I named it “weird IQ test”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests their IQ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I only did a weird one for kids at the age of 9. max IQ points was 120 and I got 119. I asked why its not 120 and they said I was wrong with the Ende of WW2. I wrote 1949 and it was actually 1945.

  Seeing my 9 year old son today, I am surprised how close my understanding about WW2s end was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ultimate Robot Knockout Legend (URKL) is a professional, freestyle combat sports league for full-sized humanoid robots. This is real.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the same when I let my kids play tekken the first time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idiocracy is here.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon with Hyperloop enters the room. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear it won't hurt you if you use it for like a second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey we use them, np. It’s not like we are afraid of windows like some russian oligarchs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨porch of geese⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Two Brazilians died in a car accident.”

  Holy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Doctor Congo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr. Congo vs. Uaregay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  God took his shoot in a lonely place. Maybe better so we can’t breed over other places.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol she's gonna die laughing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, stepsister is stuck under my anvil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New conspiracy theory just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ILLUMINATI-EEE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pornhub: no Problem, we deliver.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Medicinal Big Mac⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me: Urgh, AI-Slop.

  Also me: what hell of a promt would generate this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trivia question⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Grasscow.

  The capital of Scotthistle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not surprised.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg you are right, here check this, its gone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&t=1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a scientist⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good joke but unrealistic. Chocolate bar is maybe new invented but cocoa isn’t. And I bet they knew how it works on humans best friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get to France!

  Wtf do I like Mike Oldfield in the future

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me in my home office at exactly 5:01pm everyday⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this is one of these “show your drawing skills, by filling the rest”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To USB, or not to USB⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Their triple quantum computers implemented in their brain wants to say fuck you, too.