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- Comment on To USB, or not to USB 3 days ago:
Their triple quantum computers implemented in their brain wants to say fuck you, too.
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- Comment on I still haven't figured out how to do this 1 week ago:
My best and dumbest solution is to make the font size near zero on the last line.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Mommy supports whatever… Nah, wait, that’s not okay!
- Comment on You shall not cut! 3 weeks ago:
A little bit autistic we are today?
- Comment on Definitely the safest source for advice 3 weeks ago:
Oh I remember that place where the AI got trained for this.
- Comment on Lemmy: Beans 4 weeks ago:
Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.
- Comment on Lemmy: Beans 4 weeks ago:
Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
- Comment on I'm lit deal with it 😎 4 weeks ago:
Confused. First I read “mother” not monster.
- Comment on Protein bar 5 weeks ago:
1000 kcal. This human battery isn’t running on itself.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Yes, but why do we say “Fußzeh” there aren’t any other “Zehen” on the body, right?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Eight. A thumb is not a finger.
- Comment on "Media consumption" 1 month ago:
No its the only unplayed.
- Comment on AI Overview 1 month ago:
Wtf am I watching? This is hilarious and sad at the same time.
- Comment on AI Overview 1 month ago:
Time to start the: “I’ll do everything AI suggest” - Challenge.
- Comment on wood 1 month ago:
Dog, Seagul, OK. But rabbit? Wtf no.
- Comment on "Media consumption" 1 month ago:
Lol, witcher 1 is exactly the game that is unplayed in my library.
- Comment on Education is important. 1 month ago:
Reminds me of a philosophical question, what would happen if a new country with zero humans on it appears in our actual timeline? Who would own it?
- Comment on Reddit global rank is going down 2 months ago:
Oh, that was me and the boys installing Linux all night long
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 2 months ago:
Adding the vids of my toilet to the vids the roomla made. It all comes together.
- Comment on Pika Pika 2 months ago:
Wtf is a Glumanda?
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 2 months ago:
Trumpf im Sumpf.
Trump in the swamp.
- Comment on Radon 2 months ago:
I help people.
Cool, I have a real job.
Tom, 32, school crossing guard.
- Comment on MAGA, splitting hairs. 2 months ago:
Oh shit, thanks for the explanation.
- Comment on MAGA, splitting hairs. 2 months ago:
Sometimes its not easy to filter the news just with memes. Who fucked who this time?
- Comment on THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus 2 months ago:
The cloud. Didn’t they teach you anything in it class?
- Comment on eleven 2 months ago:
Helau.
- Comment on Bum trumpet 2 months ago:
Oh god, I can hear that picture.
Btw. What’s that smell?
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 3 months ago:
Ate a quattro formagi bianca with figs, last week. It was delicious.
- Comment on THIS happened to me once 3 months ago:
*ass
