Samsy
@Samsy@lemmy.ml
- Comment on THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus 4 days ago:
The cloud. Didn’t they teach you anything in it class?
- Comment on eleven 1 week ago:
Helau.
- Comment on Bum trumpet 1 week ago:
Oh god, I can hear that picture.
Btw. What’s that smell?
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 5 weeks ago:
Ate a quattro formagi bianca with figs, last week. It was delicious.
- Comment on THIS happened to me once 5 weeks ago:
*ass
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 month ago:
Three Dicks outside Missouri.
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 month ago:
12 dicks
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 2 months ago:
My German bro here understands too much. From my perspective, an american shoot another american. For reasons. End of the story.
- Comment on I always thought that the airbags are in the steering wheel 2 months ago:
Downvotes on a shitpost? Where is this society going?
- Comment on No brainer 2 months ago:
- The second nose, but can I decide where?
- Comment on That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why? 2 months ago:
Yeah, and those 37% are just porn, hookers and people trying to get pregnant. Right?
- Comment on Hep mak fren 2 months ago:
It’s the full story of Alpha, from 2018 (?)
- Comment on Seems legit. 2 months ago:
AI now has the natural selection module activated.
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 2 months ago:
I was just making bad jokes, but thx for the facts.
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 2 months ago:
Eye-Tapeworms better see a doctor.
- Comment on help 2 months ago:
Make only pictures with that sus barcode-scanner app which want all permissions on the phone. /s
- Comment on Zirconium 2 months ago:
Back in my day we drive the highway in wrong direction when the time to go has come. /s
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 2 months ago:
Hmmm, vegetarians.
*drooling Homer
- Comment on Anon puts himself out there 3 months ago:
I bet everyone has pretended to be the opposite sex online. Maybe just for the giggles. But anyone who does that all the time, straight to hell.
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 3 months ago:
“we don’t know… they just are.” Could be a slogan for the whole meat industry.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Ah shit, we all know where that ends
- Comment on Leaving religious people speechless 3 months ago:
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 3 months ago:
The mongols, morons… Ahh I give up. Even my spelling checker can’t find them.
- Comment on 185k view 3 months ago:
What? Looks like there are good keywords. Depression for example.
- Comment on Lol DuckDuckGo AI assist! 3 months ago:
Barron still the hottest daughter.
- Comment on Honda Zonda 3 months ago:
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 3 months ago:
Murica. I bet toiletpaper has a screen, too.
- Comment on Piss Post 3 months ago:
Elvis-Mode?
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 3 months ago:
Jack Quaid
That Guy is everywhere.
- Comment on The woman in the center of this pic is Dead 3 months ago:
If you have to think about what a shitpost is, you are definitely wrong about what a shitpost is.
