Samsy
@Samsy@lemmy.ml
- Comment on I swear it won't hurt you if you use it for like a second 1 hour ago:
Hey we use them, np. It’s not like we are afraid of windows like some russian oligarchs.
- Comment on porch of geese 2 days ago:
“Two Brazilians died in a car accident.”
Holy shit.
- Comment on [Video] Doctor Congo 1 week ago:
Dr. Congo vs. Uaregay
- Comment on Nope 2 weeks ago:
God took his shoot in a lonely place. Maybe better so we can’t breed over other places.
- Comment on Lol she's gonna die laughing 2 weeks ago:
Oh no, stepsister is stuck under my anvil.
- Comment on New conspiracy theory just dropped 3 weeks ago:
ILLUMINATI-EEE
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 2 months ago:
Pornhub: no Problem, we deliver.
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 2 months ago:
Me: Urgh, AI-Slop.
Also me: what hell of a promt would generate this?
- Comment on Trivia question 2 months ago:
Grasscow.
The capital of Scotthistle.
- Comment on Yes 2 months ago:
Not surprised.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Omg you are right, here check this, its gone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&t=1
- Comment on Anon is a scientist 3 months ago:
Good joke but unrealistic. Chocolate bar is maybe new invented but cocoa isn’t. And I bet they knew how it works on humans best friend.
- Comment on bold words 3 months ago:
Get to France!
Wtf do I like Mike Oldfield in the future
- Comment on Me in my home office at exactly 5:01pm everyday 3 months ago:
I thought this is one of these “show your drawing skills, by filling the rest”
- Comment on To USB, or not to USB 4 months ago:
Their triple quantum computers implemented in their brain wants to say fuck you, too.
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- Comment on I still haven't figured out how to do this 4 months ago:
My best and dumbest solution is to make the font size near zero on the last line.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Mommy supports whatever… Nah, wait, that’s not okay!
- Comment on You shall not cut! 5 months ago:
A little bit autistic we are today?
- Comment on Definitely the safest source for advice 5 months ago:
Oh I remember that place where the AI got trained for this.
- Comment on Lemmy: Beans 5 months ago:
Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.
- Comment on Lemmy: Beans 5 months ago:
Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
- Comment on I'm lit deal with it 😎 5 months ago:
Confused. First I read “mother” not monster.
- Comment on Protein bar 5 months ago:
1000 kcal. This human battery isn’t running on itself.
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Yes, but why do we say “Fußzeh” there aren’t any other “Zehen” on the body, right?
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Eight. A thumb is not a finger.
- Comment on "Media consumption" 5 months ago:
No its the only unplayed.
- Comment on AI Overview 5 months ago:
Wtf am I watching? This is hilarious and sad at the same time.
- Comment on AI Overview 5 months ago:
Time to start the: “I’ll do everything AI suggest” - Challenge.
- Comment on wood 5 months ago:
Dog, Seagul, OK. But rabbit? Wtf no.