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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨avidamoeba@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wait, there is a free alternative, stepsister.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Needs a protein boost to work effectively…

    Also, OP, why is the image link like 2 pages long? Do you want people to track you? 🤔

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    • avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Believe it or not, the link came from incognito tab. 😆

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      • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Incognito is only good for local privacy like clearing history when closed. Websites will still track everything, and through fingerprinting, there’s a very good chance they still know its you.

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I forget, where do you cut a link to remove the tracked bit?

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      • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That partly depends on the site, but to keep it simple, if you’re on Android, I highly recommend Léon URL cleaner app.

        But I’ll use two different forms of a YouTube link as examples of how it can be both simple and confusing…

        • youtu.be/LGe3zC6_iro
        • www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGe3zC6_iro

        You see that ?si=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx shit, yeah that’s their tracking data…

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      • zedgeist@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Basically, anything after the ?, unless there are search terms in there

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  • RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

    removes your cheekbones!

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    • avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Like Nvidia DLSS 5.

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Makes you more charming, beautiful, charming. lol

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well, this is sufficiently ridiculous to post … but I must admit I don’t entirely understand it.
    Sure, there’s a reference to sucking cock here. Got that.
    But what is the device supposed to do? And why does it give you sideburns?

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    • chris@l.roofo.cc ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s supposed to be a training device for your facial muscles. I’m not sure how you use it but it’s supposed to tone your face.

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sexually attracted to Before use

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  • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It even fixes chapped lips!

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