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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Needs a protein boost to work effectively…

  Also, OP, why is the image link like 2 pages long? Do you want people to track you? 🤔

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  • avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Believe it or not, the link came from incognito tab. 😆

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    • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Incognito is only good for local privacy like clearing history when closed. Websites will still track everything, and through fingerprinting, there’s a very good chance they still know its you.

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I forget, where do you cut a link to remove the tracked bit?

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That partly depends on the site, but to keep it simple, if you’re on Android, I highly recommend Léon URL cleaner app.

      But I’ll use two different forms of a YouTube link as examples of how it can be both simple and confusing…

      • youtu.be/LGe3zC6_iro
      • www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGe3zC6_iro

      You see that ?si=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx shit, yeah that’s their tracking data…

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    • zedgeist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Basically, anything after the ?, unless there are search terms in there

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• Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait, there is a free alternative, stepsister.

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• RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  removes your cheekbones!

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  • avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like Nvidia DLSS 5.

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Makes you more charming, beautiful, charming. lol

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• dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, this is sufficiently ridiculous to post … but I must admit I don’t entirely understand it.
  Sure, there’s a reference to sucking cock here. Got that.
  But what is the device supposed to do? And why does it give you sideburns?

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  • chris@l.roofo.cc ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s supposed to be a training device for your facial muscles. I’m not sure how you use it but it’s supposed to tone your face.

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  • mattreb@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the meme is that, for some weird reason, Aliexpress is constantly pushing this product to the top of its homepage

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• 5ha99y@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So blowing one out helps with removing mouth wrinkles… Well, guys, if you are interested in a wrinkleless look, you know what you need to do! Train the shrimp mode!

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m sexually attracted to Before use

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• damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It even fixes chapped lips!

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