I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.
Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
Submitted 11 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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robocall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Demdaru@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Reminds me when I got off diet. I was so desoerate that I took a whole ass bread, cut it horizontally, put a lot of veggies and meat inside and ate it in one go.
God it felt good.
God my stomach hurt.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 11 months ago
tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 11 months ago
Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he’d finish the entire thing in one sitting.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
what does that much sodium do to a person?
qarbone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He’s been perfectly preserved. He’ll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage
roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Didn’t ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(
bitwaba@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Make them happy
Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That would make me piss my ass out
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I used to visit a quickie mart for lunches that sold those fried up with any fixins you wanted. 3 bucks a pop
Jakdracula@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah
Bananigans@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy. •_•
simplejack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas, a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.
It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.
jagungal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.
Resol@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)
Wow, my jokes are terrible.
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Technically correct.
Jakdracula@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The best kind of correct!