Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

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• Jakdracula@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

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    • Bananigans@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

      Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy. ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ 

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    • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas, a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

      It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

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    • jagungal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.

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    • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

      Wow, my jokes are terrible.

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  • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Technically correct.

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    • Jakdracula@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The best kind of correct!

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

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    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      So I already blew my chance

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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• Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Reminds me when I got off diet. I was so desoerate that I took a whole ass bread, cut it horizontally, put a lot of veggies and meat inside and ate it in one go.

  God it felt good.

  God my stomach hurt.

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  • BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    whole ass bread

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    • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      1 bread

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Relevant xkcd

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• tobogganablaze@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he’d finish the entire thing in one sitting.

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    what does that much sodium do to a person?

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      He’s been perfectly preserved. He’ll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

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    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Didn’t ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

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    • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Make them happy

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• Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That would make me piss my ass out

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I used to visit a quickie mart for lunches that sold those fried up with any fixins you wanted. 3 bucks a pop

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