The science_memes and noncredibledefense crossover we didn’t know we needed.
Does this technically mean that Wernher von Braun stating “The rocket performed beautifully, it just landed on the wrong planet” was a non-credible defense?
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The science_memes and noncredibledefense crossover we didn’t know we needed.
Does this technically mean that Wernher von Braun stating “The rocket performed beautifully, it just landed on the wrong planet” was a non-credible defense?
From “The Secret Life of Crabs” by Dr S. Hussein et al
Better ventilation than my room
Some would argue that “wide open roof” is TOO ventilated, actually 🤷
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Dam how long was he down there
“Entrance open to visiting crabs”? Are crabs social and they have dinner parties with each other? Or are they just sluts and come over for some boom-boom?
We don’t brag.
Rent?
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Was expecting Saddam Hussein
sleen@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
The crab ate him 😔
rockerface@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
He really shouldn’t have left the entrance open for visiting crabs
RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Saddam Hussein use coding in c++ instead of rust
(🦀🦀🦀C++ programmer is gone!🦀🦀🦀)
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Damn. You just don’t think about crabs being an an enemy. Must have hit his weak point for massive damage
swab148@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
Image
Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Thank you!
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
He was carcinisationized.
scytale@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
That or the guy who got stuck upside down in a cave.
RealFknNito@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I read leaf Hitler so we’re all thinking different things.