The science_memes and noncredibledefense crossover we didn’t know we needed.
Does this technically mean that Wernher von Braun stating “The rocket performed beautifully, it just landed on the wrong planet” was a non-credible defense?
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The science_memes and noncredibledefense crossover we didn’t know we needed.
Does this technically mean that Wernher von Braun stating “The rocket performed beautifully, it just landed on the wrong planet” was a non-credible defense?
From “The Secret Life of Crabs” by Dr S. Hussein et al
Better ventilation than my room
Some would argue that “wide open roof” is TOO ventilated, actually 🤷
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Dam how long was he down there
“Entrance open to visiting crabs”? Are crabs social and they have dinner parties with each other? Or are they just sluts and come over for some boom-boom?
We don’t brag.
Rent?
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Was expecting Saddam Hussein
sleen@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
The crab ate him 😔
rockerface@lemm.ee 6 months ago
He really shouldn’t have left the entrance open for visiting crabs
RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 6 months ago
Saddam Hussein use coding in c++ instead of rust
(🦀🦀🦀C++ programmer is gone!🦀🦀🦀)
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Damn. You just don’t think about crabs being an an enemy. Must have hit his weak point for massive damage
swab148@startrek.website 6 months ago
Image
Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Thank you!
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 6 months ago
He was carcinisationized.
scytale@lemm.ee 6 months ago
That or the guy who got stuck upside down in a cave.
RealFknNito@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I read leaf Hitler so we’re all thinking different things.