swab148
@swab148@startrek.website
- Comment on ‘Chelsea’ Asked for Nude Pictures. Then the Sextortion Began. Young men are being tricked into sending naked pictures to scammers pretending to be women — who then demand money. 4 days ago:
Right? It’d just be proof to my folks that I was actually trying lol
- Comment on Nature just can't keep it in its plants. 5 days ago:
See the shocking truth about where you’re about to get pissed on
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 5 days ago:
I will make it legal.
- Comment on Why is head hair different from other hairy parts? 1 week ago:
I don’t grow a long, smooth mane between my legs.
Speak for yourself, I want to look like 1970s Cher down there.
- Comment on Speed 1 week ago:
Yes, the Earth would be completely spherical in a matter of seconds.
- Comment on Anon makes money 1 week ago:
Enh, repeatable fetch quests are boring.
- Comment on Beauty 1 week ago:
I wake up every morning to the sound of me screaming, “I’m horny!”
- Comment on Has ethernet become illegitimate? A librarian flipped out after spotting me using ethernet 2 weeks ago:
Whip them with the cable while shouting “ELDRITCH BLAST!”
- Comment on epidemiology 2 weeks ago:
I gotta buy that game again.
- Comment on Woaaaaa 3 weeks ago:
Just flip it over lol
- Comment on Souls like 3 weeks ago:
So, theoretically, if the right person died, we could make “fetch” happen?
- Comment on This terraforming operator is kinda smooth 3 weeks ago:
No, more jazz
- Comment on 400,000 species 1 month ago:
Jahn beet the wif
- Comment on Be safe out there 1 month ago:
Oh my God, that’s disgusting! Where?
- Comment on This is a Test 1 month ago:
I nominate Niel Patrick Harris for the role of “love interest”
- Comment on Goodbye, Eevee! 1 month ago:
It was my understanding that a lot of gen 1 wasn’t considered canon
- Comment on Goodbye, Eevee! 1 month ago:
I saw how Mr. Mime looked at Ash’s mom
- Comment on Goodbye, Eevee! 1 month ago:
There was a canonical war between humans and pokemon about 10,000 years ago
- Comment on Joker 2 is apparently a $200 million jukebox musical | A.V. Club 1 month ago:
The headline says it’s $200 million
- Comment on OpenCat: An open source quadruped robot pet framework 1 month ago:
Only if you program that in
- Comment on RAW DATA 1 month ago:
Grapes?
- Comment on bogs 1 month ago:
Can confirm
- Comment on And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is... 1 month ago:
They implemented ActivityPub 🤷♂️
- Comment on gottem 1 month ago:
I think that just generally helps with life
- Comment on gottem 1 month ago:
Instructions unclear, now I have pointy eyes
- Comment on I bet this is what Colin Jost did 1 month ago:
˙ǝnɹʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop ı
- Comment on Mmm yesss 1 month ago:
This guy was all about biology and it’s offshoots!
- Comment on Baldur's Gate 4 Isn't Next For Larian; Something Bigger Is Coming | Spot On | Gamespot 1 month ago:
Hell yeah
- Comment on Baldur's Gate 4 Isn't Next For Larian; Something Bigger Is Coming | Spot On | Gamespot 1 month ago:
Just once I’d like to start a D&D video game like a real D&D game: in a tavern trying to get wasted and then someone barges in saying something about goblins or some shit, and I’m about six deep so I say, “Fuck it, we ball.”
- Comment on How does data sent over the internet know where to go? 1 month ago:
Hey, Garry found my keys!