Anon makes a splash on a first date

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• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Next time, shout, “OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!”

  The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.

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  • SsxChaos@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

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    • Befernafardofo@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Username checks out?

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A domain parking page?

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, the guy who started it, Rick, is completely under water. The whole thing’s really blown up in his face.

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  • swab148@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You hit me in the cup

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Smooth and respectful af. The only downside is you can’t tell him.

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• riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It might have been his kink.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Femanon should have went with “I’m a squirter and I get aroused really easily”

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• jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jumping in water isn’t going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.

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