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Anon makes a splash on a first date

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Next time, shout, “OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!”

    The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.

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    • SsxChaos@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

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      • Befernafardofo@feddit.it ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Username checks out?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon meets another anon with a kink for bathing in piss, a classic love story.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Could’ve saved the swim for another night and gone to calicocutpant.com. But if you use it, you gotta give.

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    • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A domain parking page?

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, the guy who started it, Rick, is completely under water. The whole thing’s really blown up in his face.

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    • swab148@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You hit me in the cup

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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smooth and respectful af. The only downside is you can’t tell him.

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It might have been his kink.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Femanon should have went with “I’m a squirter and I get aroused really easily”

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  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Quick thinking resulted in a win-win situation, nice!

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon took the rather rare pmlol as a writing prompt.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jumping in water isn’t going to wash away that Mountain Dew and tendy piss quick enough.

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