erusuoyera

@erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you smoothened out the earth, how high would the water level be?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Around 2.7 metres.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sup, humans.⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t Jander the hobot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨got this ad and uh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Those of us behind Hadrian’s Firewall thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  with only a finite initial store of energy, only a finite number of thoughts can ever be processed. This “thermal death” of the universe prevents the infinite hibernation and computation trick from working, thus rendering Dyson’s eternal intelligence scenario impossible in a universe with a positive cosmological constant.

  My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bye Bye Existence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh good. For a minute I thought the aliens on 3i/atlas had announced their plans, and I’d missed the news.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bye Bye Existence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this something that’s likely to happen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learn this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ICE as in Internal Combustion Engine, or as in the US neo-brownshirts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My guess is that he fumbled saying “you’re the best thing since sliced bread”. He’s probably now cringing and mentally kicking himself for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner is ready! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not called the “middle of the earth” sea for nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  With your back up against the wall, you’d still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you’d either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a teenager with the mindset of a 9 year old (according to my neighbour), I work in fast food and will probably never do anything better. My co-workers make fun of me all day, and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay cause he’s a cheap bastard. My only friend is mentally r*tarded, and all we ever do together is stupid shit. I can’t leave my home town because I never learned how to drive, plus everytime I try I fail my driver’s test.

  And you know what the worst part is?

  I LIVE IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE IN ALBANIA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jonathan Frakes Surprised ‘Strange New Worlds’ Star Trek Spoof Was Controversial; Talks Directing ‘Academy’ And More⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a heads up, it says "season 2” in the spoiler tag, then discusses episodes from season 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't make 'em like they used to⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And who doesn’t want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dirt Man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only until the entire race contracts a nasty virulent disease from a dirty telephone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yar experimenting with Tar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been a long road Gettin’ from there to here It’s been a long time But my time is finally near…

  Sang the droplet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Us?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uppercase certainly explains a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you eat shrimp shells when eating shrimp?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s got the Cadmium bodies crave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So the flurry of flying embers that were blowing around in California, is that commonly how fire spreads?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some birds like use smoke as a way to fumigate their feathers, so will pick up embers and take them somewhere, as this is safer than standing next to a fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CIA propaganda down the drain⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They clearly state they don’t use child labour, because the little cunts are too inefficient apparently. (Multiple reports show that children are specifically used in Chinese factories, including assembly lines for Apple and Samsung, because their small hand are better at assembling components.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's Tom and who was he peeping?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Defying the laws of gravity?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In fact he is still the president.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Half the comments on Lemmy are people fact checking one another.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Green and Red the colors of Christmas?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Christmas has always been a celebration of mid winter ( more specifically the winter solstice in the northern hemisphere,) as far back as records go there has always been some variety of taking a evergreen tree as a symbol of the return of the sun. Red might be part of the evergreens berries (holly), but mostly it’s because coca cola advertised with a picture of St Nicklaus dressed in their corporate colours, instead of the traditional green.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Green and Red the colors of Christmas?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Red for coca cola. To clarify.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard to tell without trimming the bush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need those unit conversions⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  h = 6.626 070 15 x 10–32 kg m2 s–1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stat of the day⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You from New Zealand? Look in the mirror and say “can’t”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There a fine line between genius and insanity. Apparently that’s the line between left and right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the best anti-work movies?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything in the Alien universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the best anti-work movies?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Go to work? Fuck that, I’m watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy instead.