erusuoyera
@erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on How come all the crap like satellites that we put into space...it never hits a rocket or the ISS? 2 days ago:
There’s around 15 000 satellites in orbit. Imagine there was only 15K cars on earth, and they could drive everywhere at random. How long do you think it would be before you even saw one, let alone there was a collision. Now imagine the area is much bigger, has an extra spacial dimension, and is being tracked and controlled.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Veuve Clicquot. Nearly all the right letters, just the wrong order.
- Comment on We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It. 2 weeks ago:
Or Trumps pubic bone.
- Comment on We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It. 2 weeks ago:
I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?
- Comment on What do they put in this stuff? 3 weeks ago:
It’s a Scottish Aperol spritz.
- Comment on Canals in the UK are 3 to 4 ft deep. Why didn't she just stand up? 5 weeks ago:
The UK is an island. A wet one full of rivers, lochs, lakes, ponds and streams. I guess we just fence all those too.
- Comment on Survey says 5 weeks ago:
One of my favourite is when The Sn newspaper in the UK proudly boasted that 90%(ish, IDK) of it’s readers preferred The Sn. That’s everyone who buys The S*n, who responded to the survey, and still a large proportion don’t like it.
- Comment on Can travel anywhere in late June, not sure where. Anecdotes/advice? 1 month ago:
I’d second Portugal. You could spend a week in Lisbon for culture , museums and shopping, then hop on the train to a beach resort in the Algarve for the partying and swimming.
- Comment on How did Socrates die 2 months ago:
- Comment on skeletor looking mother fuckers 2 months ago:
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Don’t joke about that. You’ll make the Christians cross.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
This raises an interesting question. If god is omnipotent, could he give himself a bris? Or is the end of his dick not all-powerful?
- Comment on Rule 1: Don't talk about the 🫘 2 months ago:
- Comment on Do YOU consider Kanji difficult? 2 months ago:
I once tried to learn to count in Japanese, but had to stop because I got an itchy knee.
- Despite recent advances, it's still possible to identify AI slop if you know what to look for.sh.itjust.works ↗Submitted 3 months ago to [deleted] | 63 comments
- Comment on Do cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes? 3 months ago:
They’re a legume. They grow in pods.
- Comment on Why is the USA attacking Iran? 3 months ago:
“[Supporting Israel] is the best $3 billion investment we make. Were there not an Israel, the United States of America would have to invent an Israel to protect her interests in the region.” US senator Joe Biden, 1986.
- Comment on women 3 months ago:
*reported crimes
Women are just better at it.
- Comment on We are going WHERE for drinks? 5 months ago:
SJW seems like a good name for a place to get pissed.
- Submitted 6 months ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 43 comments
- Comment on Anon is a fan of GabeN 6 months ago:
Not perfect, but better than Google.
- Comment on Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy. 7 months ago:
Alligator on a kiddie raper.
- Comment on Why are Michelin Stars so highly revered when they originated from a tyre company? 7 months ago:
Why are Nobel prizes so highly revered when they originate from an explosives manufacturer?
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
“Chav” doesn’t mean working class though. It’s a type of working class person, sure, but not all working class people by any stretch.
- Comment on If you smoothened out the earth, how high would the water level be? 8 months ago:
Around 2.7 metres.
- Comment on Sup, humans. 8 months ago:
Wasn’t Jander the hobot?
- Comment on got this ad and uh 8 months ago:
Those of us behind Hadrian’s Firewall thank you.
- Comment on one bright second 8 months ago:
with only a finite initial store of energy, only a finite number of thoughts can ever be processed. This “thermal death” of the universe prevents the infinite hibernation and computation trick from working, thus rendering Dyson’s eternal intelligence scenario impossible in a universe with a positive cosmological constant.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
- Comment on Bye Bye Existence 8 months ago:
Oh good. For a minute I thought the aliens on 3i/atlas had announced their plans, and I’d missed the news.
- Comment on Bye Bye Existence 8 months ago:
Is this something that’s likely to happen?