erusuoyera
@erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Why isn't Putin receiving the same level of hate than people like Trump and Elon are? 9 hours ago:
After accidentally shooting yourself twice in the back of your head.
- Comment on I don't think it's a mistake... 1 month ago:
Pormontableitor
- Comment on Yes No 1 month ago:
- Comment on Yes No 1 month ago:
- Comment on oh shit 1 month ago:
She could have at least switched to lightmode first.
- Comment on Oof ouch owie 2 months ago:
Since the award is for removing your ability to spread your genes, any self-inflicted stupid act that resulted in, eg castration, should be considered eligible.
- Comment on Oof ouch owie 2 months ago:
That was also implied.
- Comment on Oof ouch owie 2 months ago:
As if she’s in heaven.
- Comment on Should we consider Jesus a zombie? 2 months ago:
Who are Christians.
- Comment on DON'T FUCK WITH THE MOUSE 3 months ago:
He’s a long-lost pal.
- Comment on My Empire of Podsols 3 months ago:
*Trent Reznor’s camp brother.
- Comment on can you smoke bacteria out of meat boiling it? 3 months ago:
It doesn’t matter how you cook it, cooking it thoroughly will kill the bacteria. However, some bacteria leave toxins behind and cooking won’t get rid of those. Basically don’t eat rotten meat, the best way to tell if it’s rotten is looking for discolouration and it smelling really bad, although this can also be a good thing in some aged meats like game or beef. BTW, beef turning brown when the packet is opened is normal. Supermarkets fill the packets with inert gas to artificially keep the meat looking red.
- Comment on What the fuck happened to YouTube!? 3 months ago:
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature. If you have to click through 10 shitty videos before finding the one you’re looking for, that’s 10x more engagement to sell to advertisers.
- Comment on What the fuck happened to YouTube!? 3 months ago:
We should probably stop using that word and just call it by it’s proper name, "Capitalism”. The only way for an ad revenue based business to drive growth is to force more and more ads on users, and flood their platform with bots to increase engagement numbers.
- Comment on The 4th Gen Mitsubishi Delica 3 months ago:
It’s more a case of some genius in Japan wanting to know what would happen if you put a van body on a Mitsubishi Shogun.
- Comment on Anon tries to connect with a coworker 3 months ago:
She’s not disappointed with the answer, she’s disappointed anon didn’t ask her back.
- Comment on Crab 5 months ago:
Was expecting Saddam Hussein
- Comment on How do things get stuck in the anus? 5 months ago:
Knifes because that’s what one keeps in their prison wallet, and lightbulbs because one is looking for something else up there.
- Comment on Anon needs help proving something 5 months ago:
Glad that’s not happening to me. I’ve had the same PC since 2007.
- Comment on Was Orange Chicken named after William of Orange, or the other way around? 6 months ago:
I believe it’s actually named after William the chicken.
- Comment on science 🤝 humanities 7 months ago:
Yves Klein has beaten him to it.
- Comment on you have to subscribe to the dictionary now 10 months ago:
2005 Yes I’m getting a crystal clear picture on this new video phone
Press X to doubt.
- Comment on What chemicals and tools do I need to clean my bathroom? 10 months ago:
Yeah. Screw you showerhead!
- Comment on This page in my kid’s book from school to learn how to read. 11 months ago:
Pterty mcuh, as lnog as the frist and lsat ltteres are in the crrecot palecs.
- Comment on I was trying to put air in my tires in the freezing cold and this guy pulls up next to me and just starts honking. 11 months ago:
He just saw someone with a mask and a bloody axe creep into the back seat of your car.
- Comment on Maybe this isn't proper shopping but $18.50 for four veggie burgers, buns, and danish seems like a lot 1 year ago:
But you’d really struggle to make burgers and a Danish.
- Comment on Canon Connections: Lower Decks 4x09 - The Inner Fight 1 year ago:
I’d forceably relocate an entire planet for a little metaphasic radiation right now.
- Comment on There Is Zero Evidence of a Shoplifting ‘Epidemic’ 1 year ago:
Friendly reminder that if you see someone shoplifting food, no you fucking didn’t.
- Comment on Is a Lemsip Max just a paracetamol? 1 year ago:
I already have one so it’s fine. I believe it also contains a load of caffeine so you can be fully awake to appreciate your suffering. Honestly, Lemsip is shit. Just take a couple of paracetamol and drink some hot water, lemon juice and honey (with added whisky preferably).
- Comment on Do any languages have words for left & right that start with the same letter? 1 year ago:
I didn’t have to scroll too far in Google translate to find that Arabic for left and right is yasir and yamin (in the Latin alphabet, it’s يسار يمين in Arabic which seems to start with different characters anyway) but my guess is that things would be labeled with S and M.