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erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• KillerTofu@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As if Heaven was a place.

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  • Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.

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    • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do you know what that’s worth??

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      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”

        Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Heaven is a half-pipe.

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    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If I die before I wake…

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      • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        At least in heaven I can skate.

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      • vaxhax@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.

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  • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That was also implied.

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  • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

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• snooggums@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She died in battle, so discount Valhalla?

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think you get into Valhalla with a folding knife. She’s probably in the Dick’s Sporting Goods in the sky.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Medium Place.

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• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    posthumous Darwin award

    Is there another kind?

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    • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Darwin Awards

      An “award” given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

      Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

      While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.

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    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yep. All people need to do is remove themselves from the gene pool. Odten that involves removing themselves from the count of the living, but some just sterilize themselves in some stupid way.

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    • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Since the award is for removing your ability to spread your genes, any self-inflicted stupid act that resulted in, eg castration, should be considered eligible.

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    • Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, but it’s almost exclusively awarded to men.

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      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I thought a Darwin award meant specifically that the recipient died. So I’m not getting this, if it’s a joke or otherwise.

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