She died in battle, so discount Valhalla?
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erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
As if she’s in heaven.
snooggums@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t think you get into Valhalla with a folding knife. She’s probably in the Dick’s Sporting Goods in the sky.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Medium Place.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
posthumous Darwin award
Is there another kind?
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Darwin Awards
An “award” given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yep. All people need to do is remove themselves from the gene pool. Odten that involves removing themselves from the count of the living, but some just sterilize themselves in some stupid way.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Since the award is for removing your ability to spread your genes, any self-inflicted stupid act that resulted in, eg castration, should be considered eligible.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, but it’s almost exclusively awarded to men.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought a Darwin award meant specifically that the recipient died. So I’m not getting this, if it’s a joke or otherwise.
KillerTofu@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As if Heaven was a place.
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
Wogi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do you know what that’s worth??
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”
Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Heaven is a half-pipe.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If I die before I wake…
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At least in heaven I can skate.
vaxhax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That was also implied.
swab148@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.