She died in battle, so discount Valhalla?
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erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
As if she’s in heaven.
snooggums@midwest.social 10 months ago
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t think you get into Valhalla with a folding knife. She’s probably in the Dick’s Sporting Goods in the sky.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The Medium Place.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
posthumous Darwin award
Is there another kind?
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Darwin Awards
An “award” given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yep. All people need to do is remove themselves from the gene pool. Odten that involves removing themselves from the count of the living, but some just sterilize themselves in some stupid way.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Since the award is for removing your ability to spread your genes, any self-inflicted stupid act that resulted in, eg castration, should be considered eligible.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes, but it’s almost exclusively awarded to men.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thought a Darwin award meant specifically that the recipient died. So I’m not getting this, if it’s a joke or otherwise.
KillerTofu@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As if Heaven was a place.
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
Wogi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do you know what that’s worth??
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”
Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Heaven is a half-pipe.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If I die before I wake…
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 10 months ago
At least in heaven I can skate.
vaxhax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That was also implied.
swab148@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.