She probably let him sit there and lie to her for an hour before trotting out the evidence, too.
That’s a picture of a dead man.
oh shit
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https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/82321c03-fc0c-4215-8da2-ab77d3dd5f3f.jpeg
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
But where would she have hidden her 12x18 posters before pulling them out at the end?
ICastFist@programming.dev 7 months ago
I can imagine she had a friend sitting nearby just waiting for the signal to hand the evidence
Coach@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Right??? It looks like they’re on dessert, so this maps.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 7 months ago
She used up his whole color cartridge for this
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 7 months ago
She signed up the the ink subscription service using his credit card just to print this
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 7 months ago
Wow, he has to declare bankruptcy now!
ravhall@discuss.online 7 months ago
He should just leave.
Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
HeShe should just leave.meep_launcher@lemm.ee 7 months ago
And let him have that cake? No way- she should have her cake and eat it too.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s not how people work in these situations. Neither pay is going to act reasonably here, I can pretty much guarantee that from personal experience on both sides of that scenario.
ravhall@discuss.online 7 months ago
Which one happened first?
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
“It wasn’t me”
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Legitimately a good argument here, the chain of custody has to be validated in court, having pictures of text messages is often dismissed due to how easy they are to be forged and how often people use other people’s phones, unless the police have your phone unlocked and can prove you were the one who sent the message or go directly to your phone provider who usually deletes data after the minimum time mandated so they don’t have to fulfill costly subpoenas.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
- Shaggy
– Mark Robinson — Wayne Gretzky ---- Michael Scott
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Damn this guy was prolific in the DMs.
- Shaggy
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
If pulling out giant prints of easily fakeable screenshots is enough to hack neurotypical social logic into thinking you won whatever the argument was, maybe I should be looking into it.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Am I the only one worried about all that black ink?
Masta_Chief@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Not if you use a cheap secondhand B&W Brother laser printer with 3rd party toner that comes out to approx $0.004 a sheet
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 months ago
oh no, and it is gonna be super wet when it first comes out
alucard@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Two of us now.
Copythis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Damn, she showed up with that 12x18!
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, “All rise.” We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn’t nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn’t going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down
If you are clueless, like I was: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM
ratel@mander.xyz 7 months ago
Thank you for reigniting my memory of this.
DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Defense attorney talking to their client about discovery.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 7 months ago
she cute
Enkrod@feddit.org 7 months ago
I don’t understand what’s happening here, can someone explain please?
rain_worl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
man being shown social media screenshots, presumably of their activity
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
it takes dedication to print full color these days. on 11x17 no less
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
To Europeans who use German industry norm paper: that’s DIN A2
napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.org 7 months ago
A3. Not A2.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_216
lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Some people will use some letter salad just to avoid the imperial system /s
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Being corrected on a German industry norm, how does that feel? A little ironic, maybe?
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
thats A4 bro
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
All that toner, too.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
She could have at least switched to lightmode first.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s a full 16x20 bruh
uis@lemm.ee 7 months ago
The what?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 months ago
On what now?