She probably let him sit there and lie to her for an hour before trotting out the evidence, too.
That’s a picture of a dead man.
oh shit
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
But where would she have hidden her 12x18 posters before pulling them out at the end?
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
I can imagine she had a friend sitting nearby just waiting for the signal to hand the evidence
Coach@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Right??? It looks like they’re on dessert, so this maps.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
She used up his whole color cartridge for this
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
She signed up the the ink subscription service using his credit card just to print this
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Wow, he has to declare bankruptcy now!
ravhall@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
He should just leave.
Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
HeShe should just leave.meep_launcher@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
And let him have that cake? No way- she should have her cake and eat it too.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s not how people work in these situations. Neither pay is going to act reasonably here, I can pretty much guarantee that from personal experience on both sides of that scenario.
ravhall@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
Which one happened first?
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
“It wasn’t me”
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Legitimately a good argument here, the chain of custody has to be validated in court, having pictures of text messages is often dismissed due to how easy they are to be forged and how often people use other people’s phones, unless the police have your phone unlocked and can prove you were the one who sent the message or go directly to your phone provider who usually deletes data after the minimum time mandated so they don’t have to fulfill costly subpoenas.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
- Shaggy
– Mark Robinson — Wayne Gretzky ---- Michael Scott
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Damn this guy was prolific in the DMs.
- Shaggy
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
If pulling out giant prints of easily fakeable screenshots is enough to hack neurotypical social logic into thinking you won whatever the argument was, maybe I should be looking into it.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Am I the only one worried about all that black ink?
Masta_Chief@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Not if you use a cheap secondhand B&W Brother laser printer with 3rd party toner that comes out to approx $0.004 a sheet
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
oh no, and it is gonna be super wet when it first comes out
alucard@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Two of us now.
Copythis@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Damn, she showed up with that 12x18!
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, “All rise.” We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn’t nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn’t going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down
If you are clueless, like I was: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM
ratel@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Thank you for reigniting my memory of this.
DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Defense attorney talking to their client about discovery.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
she cute
Enkrod@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
I don’t understand what’s happening here, can someone explain please?
rain_worl@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
man being shown social media screenshots, presumably of their activity
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
it takes dedication to print full color these days. on 11x17 no less
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
To Europeans who use German industry norm paper: that’s DIN A2
napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
A3. Not A2.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_216
lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Some people will use some letter salad just to avoid the imperial system /s
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Being corrected on a German industry norm, how does that feel? A little ironic, maybe?
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
thats A4 bro
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
All that toner, too.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
She could have at least switched to lightmode first.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s a full 16x20 bruh
uis@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
The what?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
On what now?