PenisDuckCuck9001

@PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com

• Was the creation of the universe politically motivated or was it done for other reasons?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End nuclear fusion!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck! How am I going to refuel this fusion reactor I brought back from the future? You can’t have shit these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Somehow it would’ve not been offensive if the deal lasted all day. If it only counts during the window of time where people were dying in mass, that’s unnecessarily fucked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨again? 😕⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pro-tip: if you upload your poop onto the internet, it becomes a part of a relatively small small category of training data. Virtually any AI bot trained on poop will have a high likelihood of having your poop in it. This way anyone that uses it is looking at your poop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Poop Challenge Champion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s time to start training your butthole for No Poop November. I’m trying superglue and a solid titanium buttplug this year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That worked but now I get a bunch of undefined reference errors. I tried adding the path of the libfreetype.a file to the makefile a few different ways but it’s not changing anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Void. It’s like arch except that in exchange for stuff breaking less often, it’s just compatible with a lot less stuff. Frankly it’s not a worthwhile tradeoff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually that worked for this one. Thanks.

• How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If pulling out giant prints of easily fakeable screenshots is enough to hack neurotypical social logic into thinking you won whatever the argument was, maybe I should be looking into it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But where would she have hidden her 12x18 posters before pulling them out at the end?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't understand why underbaked borderline raw cookies are such a popular trend.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the chocolate chip cookie recipe they put on the back of the chocolate chip bag is already the scientifically best possible recipe. It can no longer be improved. That’s why cookie influencers have to resort to stupid shit like this. All the good ideas have already been figured out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did people poop before smartphones were invented?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I watch pornhub for the storyline and character development dynamics trust me bro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry for whoever this offends but the lug nut flavor is better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate change⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, I’m setting every thermostat I ever see to 62 then. This would be so rad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russians have gone into record-breaking loan debt since beginning of war⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be fine just print more bills that never fucks anything up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important information⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that isn’t common knowledge to anyone with a room temperature IQ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hoggies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I read somewhere that male hedgehogs have really long dicks. Long enough that they can jack themselves off with their arms. They make awful pets because they get cum everywhere and it starts smelling real bad real fast.

  No idea if this is true or not.

• How did people poop before smartphones were invented?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i am hella indifferent to humans of any gender taking shits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually tho female poop is different.

  Source: I’ve never seen a woman before

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AskReddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think getting teeth out of a dead body’s skull would be more difficult and shittier than sifting through the pig shit afterwards.

  Sixteen pigs? Farm animals are expensive and so are farms. I’m sure pigs are a good way to dispose of a body but if you’re that well off, surely there are even more foolproof methods available.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨u wouldn't⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a lot harder than it sounds. I tried to cent an entire pede one time by following a wikihow article. It didn’t work out at all. All that happened was I accidently built a shelf and then hit my dick stuck in the cieling fan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big ol booties⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you do if you see a weevil? I saw one the other day and before that I thought they were made up bugs from the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rabioli⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s 1 major problem with this. What if a poor person without health insurance finds this? What if someone picks it up off the ground and gets cured of rabies without ruining their life in medical debt? Won’t someone think of the shareholders?

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do social workers get upset when you don't want their help?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk, I once got threatened by a doctor for admitting to marijuana use. He said he was going to report me to law enforcement. It never happened but police kicking down people’s doors over suspected marijuana possession was definitely a thing that happened in that town.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do social workers get upset when you don't want their help?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would have thought that seeing a doctor should already be a “green” flag that you don’t need their help. I haven’t been reduced to living in my car yet but healthcare got axed a long time ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope you don't have any plans this evening.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad it didn’t happen because I got to pet a cat while the world was supposed to be ending.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What interesting things can I do with my home WiFi network?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I made a similar thing on my home network. It uses php’s built in file upload and runs in the web browser so you don’t even need an app. Makes it super easy to transfer files between phones, windows pcs and Linux pcs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PS5 being used by scammers because it's so expensive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t remember what I had to do to get modded firmware on my ps2 but I put a 80gb hard drive in it and everything was awesome.