PenisDuckCuck9001
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- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 13 comments
- Comment on End nuclear fusion! 2 months ago:
Fuck! How am I going to refuel this fusion reactor I brought back from the future? You can’t have shit these days.
- Comment on Never forget. 2 months ago:
Somehow it would’ve not been offensive if the deal lasted all day. If it only counts during the window of time where people were dying in mass, that’s unnecessarily fucked up.
- Comment on again? 😕 2 months ago:
Pro-tip: if you upload your poop onto the internet, it becomes a part of a relatively small small category of training data. Virtually any AI bot trained on poop will have a high likelihood of having your poop in it. This way anyone that uses it is looking at your poop.
- Comment on No Poop Challenge Champion 2 months ago:
It’s time to start training your butthole for No Poop November. I’m trying superglue and a solid titanium buttplug this year.
- Comment on How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct? 2 months ago:
That worked but now I get a bunch of undefined reference errors. I tried adding the path of the libfreetype.a file to the makefile a few different ways but it’s not changing anything.
- Comment on How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct? 2 months ago:
Void. It’s like arch except that in exchange for stuff breaking less often, it’s just compatible with a lot less stuff. Frankly it’s not a worthwhile tradeoff.
- Comment on How do you deal with it when you download library source code from github and need to change all the header includes to actually be correct? 2 months ago:
Actually that worked for this one. Thanks.
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 11 comments
- Comment on oh shit 2 months ago:
If pulling out giant prints of easily fakeable screenshots is enough to hack neurotypical social logic into thinking you won whatever the argument was, maybe I should be looking into it.
- Comment on oh shit 2 months ago:
But where would she have hidden her 12x18 posters before pulling them out at the end?
- Comment on The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse. 2 months ago:
Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.
- Comment on I don't understand why underbaked borderline raw cookies are such a popular trend. 2 months ago:
Because the chocolate chip cookie recipe they put on the back of the chocolate chip bag is already the scientifically best possible recipe. It can no longer be improved. That’s why cookie influencers have to resort to stupid shit like this. All the good ideas have already been figured out.
- Comment on How did people poop before smartphones were invented? 2 months ago:
I watch pornhub for the storyline and character development dynamics trust me bro.
- Comment on New! 2 months ago:
Sorry for whoever this offends but the lug nut flavor is better.
- Comment on Climate change 2 months ago:
Wow, I’m setting every thermostat I ever see to 62 then. This would be so rad.
- Comment on Russians have gone into record-breaking loan debt since beginning of war 2 months ago:
It’ll be fine just print more bills that never fucks anything up
- Comment on Important information 2 months ago:
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that isn’t common knowledge to anyone with a room temperature IQ.
- Comment on Hoggies 2 months ago:
I read somewhere that male hedgehogs have really long dicks. Long enough that they can jack themselves off with their arms. They make awful pets because they get cum everywhere and it starts smelling real bad real fast.
No idea if this is true or not.
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 133 comments
- Comment on i am hella indifferent to humans of any gender taking shits 2 months ago:
Actually tho female poop is different.
Source: I’ve never seen a woman before
- Comment on AskReddit 2 months ago:
I think getting teeth out of a dead body’s skull would be more difficult and shittier than sifting through the pig shit afterwards.
Sixteen pigs? Farm animals are expensive and so are farms. I’m sure pigs are a good way to dispose of a body but if you’re that well off, surely there are even more foolproof methods available.
- Comment on u wouldn't 2 months ago:
It’s a lot harder than it sounds. I tried to cent an entire pede one time by following a wikihow article. It didn’t work out at all. All that happened was I accidently built a shelf and then hit my dick stuck in the cieling fan.
- Comment on big ol booties 2 months ago:
What do you do if you see a weevil? I saw one the other day and before that I thought they were made up bugs from the internet.
- Comment on rabioli 2 months ago:
There’s 1 major problem with this. What if a poor person without health insurance finds this? What if someone picks it up off the ground and gets cured of rabies without ruining their life in medical debt? Won’t someone think of the shareholders?
/s
- Comment on Why do social workers get upset when you don't want their help? 2 months ago:
Idk, I once got threatened by a doctor for admitting to marijuana use. He said he was going to report me to law enforcement. It never happened but police kicking down people’s doors over suspected marijuana possession was definitely a thing that happened in that town.
- Comment on Why do social workers get upset when you don't want their help? 2 months ago:
I would have thought that seeing a doctor should already be a “green” flag that you don’t need their help. I haven’t been reduced to living in my car yet but healthcare got axed a long time ago.
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 2 months ago:
I’m glad it didn’t happen because I got to pet a cat while the world was supposed to be ending.
- Comment on What interesting things can I do with my home WiFi network? 2 months ago:
I made a similar thing on my home network. It uses php’s built in file upload and runs in the web browser so you don’t even need an app. Makes it super easy to transfer files between phones, windows pcs and Linux pcs.
- Comment on PS5 being used by scammers because it's so expensive 2 months ago:
I can’t remember what I had to do to get modded firmware on my ps2 but I put a 80gb hard drive in it and everything was awesome.