You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
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58008@lemmy.world 8 months ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
AAAAAAAA!!!
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s a foforkrk.
camr_on@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
IronKrill@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
invariably someone
paddirn@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
borgertwo@ani.social 8 months ago
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You’re god damn right
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Slots ruin everything…
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Your fork’s a slot
moistclump@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You calling me a forking slot?
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
SuperApples@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Stop slot shaming!
badbytes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Norway
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
borgertwo@ani.social 8 months ago
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Shou@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Good way to eat noodles imo.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Not with that attitude you can’t
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 months ago
TIL
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.
unreachable@lemmy.world 8 months ago
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that isn’t common knowledge to anyone with a room temperature IQ.
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 8 months ago
No
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I’ve seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
sunbytes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
While drawing diagrams that don’t actually help you understand but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
“Observe my trolley. These are my weapons…”
scytale@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Why is he touching it though.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Forks are diet spoons.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 8 months ago
A very good metaphor for life
/s
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
dan@upvote.au 8 months ago
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Missing a half asses serrated mess on one side
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Image
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Fuck I can hear her say it too
Spider2013@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The spork effect
apex32@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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