You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
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58008@lemmy.world 5 days ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 5 days ago
AAAAAAAA!!!
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That’s a foforkrk.
camr_on@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 days ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 5 days ago
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
IronKrill@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 5 days ago
invariably someone
paddirn@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
borgertwo@ani.social 5 days ago
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You’re god damn right
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Slots ruin everything…
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Your fork’s a slot
moistclump@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You calling me a forking slot?
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
SuperApples@lemmy.world 5 days ago
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 days ago
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Shou@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Good way to eat noodles imo.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Stop slot shaming!
badbytes@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Norway
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
borgertwo@ani.social 5 days ago
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Not with that attitude you can’t
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 days ago
TIL
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I’ve seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
unreachable@lemmy.world 6 days ago
sunbytes@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 days ago
While drawing diagrams that don’t actually help you understand but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 5 days ago
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that isn’t common knowledge to anyone with a room temperature IQ.
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 days ago
No
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Forks are diet spoons.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 4 days ago
A very good metaphor for life
/s
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 6 days ago
“Observe my trolley. These are my weapons…”
scytale@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Why is he touching it though.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
dan@upvote.au 4 days ago
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Missing a half asses serrated mess on one side
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Image
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Fuck I can hear her say it too
Spider2013@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The spork effect
apex32@lemmy.world 5 days ago
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