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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fuck I can hear her say it too

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      • Spider2013@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The spork effect

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    • apex32@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

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  • 58008@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.

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    • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      AAAAAAAA!!!

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    • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a foforkrk.

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    • camr_on@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”

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  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,

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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.

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  • IronKrill@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.

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    • vithigar@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.

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      • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        invariably someone

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The fedora of kitchenware!

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      • dan@upvote.au ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        m’soup

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    • borgertwo@ani.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.

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    • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re god damn right

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  • lustyargonian@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah yes, the scientific process.

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  • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Slots ruin everything…

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your fork’s a slot

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      • moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You calling me a forking slot?

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      • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),

        Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.

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  • SuperApples@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stop slot shaming!

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    • badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.

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  • OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Norway

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?

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    • borgertwo@ani.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah yes, just peel the slots off

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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe

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      • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Good way to eat noodles imo.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not with that attitude you can’t

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TIL

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.

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  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But indecent.

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      • doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ELI5 please

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.

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  • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that isn’t common knowledge to anyone with a room temperature IQ.

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    • communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No

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  • CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We doing cutlery now?

    Alright. I’ve seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.

    Proceed.

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  • sunbytes@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      While drawing diagrams that don’t actually help you understand but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!

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  • ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.

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    • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Observe my trolley. These are my weapons…”

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is he touching it though.

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forks are diet spoons.

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  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A very good metaphor for life

    /s

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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A spork is the perfect utensil.

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    • dan@upvote.au ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.

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    • nforminvasion@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Missing a half asses serrated mess on one side

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