You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
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58008@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
AAAAAAAA!!!
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s a foforkrk.
camr_on@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
IronKrill@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
invariably someone
paddirn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
borgertwo@ani.social 1 year ago
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re god damn right
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Slots ruin everything…
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Your fork’s a slot
moistclump@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You calling me a forking slot?
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
SuperApples@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Stop slot shaming!
badbytes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Norway
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
borgertwo@ani.social 1 year ago
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Shou@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Good way to eat noodles imo.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not with that attitude you can’t
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TIL
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.
unreachable@lemmy.world 1 year ago
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that isn’t common knowledge to anyone with a room temperature IQ.
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 year ago
No
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I’ve seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
While drawing diagrams that don’t actually help you understand but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
“Observe my trolley. These are my weapons…”
scytale@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Why is he touching it though.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Forks are diet spoons.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
A very good metaphor for life
/s
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
dan@upvote.au 1 year ago
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Missing a half asses serrated mess on one side
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Image
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Fuck I can hear her say it too
Spider2013@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The spork effect
apex32@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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