You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
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Submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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58008@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AAAAAAAA!!!
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s a foforkrk.
camr_on@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
IronKrill@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
invariably someone
paddirn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The fedora of kitchenware!
dan@upvote.au 10 months ago
m’soup
borgertwo@ani.social 10 months ago
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re god damn right
lustyargonian@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Slots ruin everything…
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Your fork’s a slot
moistclump@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You calling me a forking slot?
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
SuperApples@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Stop slot shaming!
badbytes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Norway
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
borgertwo@ani.social 10 months ago
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Shou@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Good way to eat noodles imo.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not with that attitude you can’t
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TIL
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.
unreachable@lemmy.world 10 months ago
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that isn’t common knowledge to anyone with a room temperature IQ.
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 10 months ago
No
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I’ve seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
sunbytes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
While drawing diagrams that don’t actually help you understand but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
“Observe my trolley. These are my weapons…”
scytale@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Why is he touching it though.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Forks are diet spoons.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
A very good metaphor for life
/s
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
dan@upvote.au 10 months ago
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
nforminvasion@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Missing a half asses serrated mess on one side
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Image
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Fuck I can hear her say it too
Spider2013@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The spork effect
apex32@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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