sentient_loom

@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He totally would not have noticed that she was completely smashed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine How embarrassing that would be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mexico shelling towns in California? There’s no way anybody stands by while that happens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine How embarrassing that would be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If somebody attacked American soil then everybody’s attitude would be different. There’s no comparison between “helping Trump bomb innocent Iranians” and “helping Americans in New Mexico and California who are being bombed.” Other western countries would help enthusiastically against an invasion into the USA. There’s no doubt about this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine How embarrassing that would be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Canada, England, and France would all definitely help the USA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no excess cheese. There is only cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  NO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re all talk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am the rainbow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They are the dirt from which I grew

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have transcended my meds.

  I AM OPTIMIZED

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  YES

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Keychron K5 SE (low profile) with mint switches (65g actuation force)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Are you fully optimized?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To the Optimization Ball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know about that one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  what’s your favorite recipe or something

  I make really good cherry-garlic ribs.

  • 1 cup soy sauce
  • 1 cup cider vinegar
  • 1 can cherries (pitted)
  • some beer or wine
  • dr pepper OR cherry cola
  • 1 jalapeno pepper
  • 1 small can of tomato paste
  • 4-5 cloves of garlic (chopped small)

  roast that at 275 for 5-6 hours

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  peptide stack

  Skunk resin

  how many times a day do you cold plunge + sauna?

  I bathe in coffee & ginseng every morning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you already have one, simply detach it. If you don’t have one, simply find a male and ask him to attach his penis to your vagina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know about that one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially if you eat it instead of smoking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My evening routine consists largely in cleaning my detachable penis and running it through a series of unit tests.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the Fibonacci sequence. Classic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  absolutely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Immediately

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ∞%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Part of being optimized is not dwelling on the past.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just part of the optimization process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  While I’m still asleep an AI-generated orchestra radiates subsonic symphonic movements into my cerebral cortex. I awaken when the symphony reaches a crescendo. I take a coffee-ginseng bath while smart contact lenses display the latest economic data. I don’t use the data for anything because that would degrade the quality of the data as it rewires my brain. Then my muscles are electrically stimulated in my electro-gym machine (a repurposed tanning bed designed by Japanese drug lords). Then my blood vessels are cleansed in a zero-G centrifuge laboratory (blood pumped out and replaced with a cleansing saline solution while the blood is filtered of all impurities and finally returned to my body). Then it’s three hours of wall-climbing while screaming at the top of my lungs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not better at any particular thing. I’ve transcended being better at particular things. I am simply optimized, to the most absolute and radical degree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ∞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just generally optimized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am fully optimized. AMA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not good, I’m optimized.