The child in me screams for cake
The stomach in my adult body screams for pepto
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sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
As an adult I’ve had enough stomach aches, and gained enough belly fat, and developed enough of a palette, to viscerally dislike eating lots of cake.
The child in me screams for cake
The stomach in my adult body screams for pepto
What’s pepto?
Bismuth subsalicylate, or pink bismuth.
Pepto-Bismol.
Using science to fight bad decisions. It’s the American way.
buying poison and buying medicine to maximise profit
Yep, if I really want cake I’ll pay the ridiculous price for a single slice. Yes it’s expensive, but it’s cheaper than buying a whole cake, and I know after that one piece I won’t want anymore for a long time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
i just take breaks in my cake eating binge to binge tacos. get enough protein in there and you’re fine.