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- Comment on Simply Bananas 2 weeks ago:
This comment isn’t real. The government is just convincing the matrix to hit the dopamine button on my trans-dimensional I.V. that an elephant that only exists conceptually dreamed of while at the tail-end of a particularly hard trip while scumming it up at Slab City.
- Comment on Simply Bananas 2 weeks ago:
I used to watch it bleary-eyed af in the mornings before school in order to stay awake and not miss the bus.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Him winning was what got me interested in politics to begin with.
Hearing adults say they would vote for the president because they wanted to drink with him made me very nervous, and I’d say rightly so.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione sacrificed his freedom for Nothing. 3 weeks ago:
I say, as punishment, Luigi should be made POTUS.
That was punishment fit enough for trump, and Luigi has helped far more Americans than trump ever will
- Comment on The System does not work. 3 weeks ago:
- At this point I may as well stay and make sure they don’t kill themselves by being old.
They sure make the attempt.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 4 weeks ago:
I suppose I could defend capitalism. Here we go.
Ahem. It could have taken a shorter period to destroy the environment, I suppose.
Alright, that’s all I’ve got for it.
- Comment on Saw this at the store this morning, took a double take 4 weeks ago:
The amount of adult stuff being deliberately pointed at children has increased quite a lot over even just the past couple years, because the corporations know that no one is going to come after them for it.
Hell, at my work, we replaced a court-ordered anti-smoking sign with a giant wall of cigarettes, so that we could make room for a bunch of new fruity flavors of nicotine pouches so that kids can become new addicts.
- Comment on If there is a meaning for life, this is it 4 weeks ago:
It’s not like the floor is going to break, should be good until there’s several giant wear spots in the main thoroughfare, then just a few years until grandpa is gone and then grandma can replace it.
Not speaking from experience or anything.
- Comment on Delicious 4 weeks ago:
Pepto-Bismol.
Using science to fight bad decisions. It’s the American way.
- Comment on Delicious 4 weeks ago:
The child in me screams for cake
The stomach in my adult body screams for pepto
- Comment on Banksy works cost public almost £150,000 4 weeks ago:
And how much has Banksy brought in to the country through his art and fame?
If they want to bill him, I say fine, but only if they pay him his fair dues first. Seems he probably ups the value of any building he touches.
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 4 weeks ago:
Plus it’ll suck your dick
- Comment on the Home Alone house then and now 5 weeks ago:
I dunno, I like wondering if I’m going to be ax-murdered by a Bateman copycat when I walk into a place
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 5 weeks ago:
Gallons of piss flow through the stadium
- Comment on The Dangers of Socialism they warned us about... 5 weeks ago:
Makes sense when you think about it, wouldn’t you do the same if you were intending on ruling over a group of people like despots?
- Comment on Anon is 23 5 weeks ago:
I must be a psycho for thinking people should be paid more rather than work themselves to death.
It’s a cold world to live in when people think like this.
- Comment on Anon is 23 5 weeks ago:
If you look into it at all, America is a really embarrassing place.
I mean, we just started an unprovoked war by bombing a school full of schoolgirls.
If someone has done that to America, there’d already be memorials about it and several brown countries bombed back to the stone age, but since we did it, it’s actually totally cool.
- Comment on We hate him no matter who he represents. 1 month ago:
Republicans aren’t the root of every problem we’re facing today, but I’d bet a lot of money that they’re probably responsible for the majority of them.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
They’re absolutely sure that they’re original, and special, and that nothing they do could be considered one of the bad things that only other people do.
- Comment on Work harder, afford less? 1 month ago:
I think constantly about how my grandparents and their generation were the ones keeping the stupid at bay.
My existential adult fear now is that I’ll die, go to heaven, and have to explain all this to my grandparents while looking them in the eye.
- Comment on three cheers for fate! 1 month ago:
As a representative of the Orcas, let me just say: There is a lot more surface of this planet that is water than there is land, a lot more.
- Comment on You can't unsee him 1 month ago:
This is the only one that should be. The others will just feed his narcissism.
- Comment on "Censorship" ☠️ 1 month ago:
I dunno, I didn’t see anything in there about voting republican, probably not a pedo
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 1 month ago:
Naw.
But even if I did, it wouldn’t move the needle much, because cost would be toward the bottom of my list of reasons not to have kids.
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 1 month ago:
Nah, that’s crazy, I said cost would be towards the bottom of my list. Because there are a lot more, better reasons.
And then I said “number 1 would probably be something like “I would never forgive myself for bringing another life into this shitty world unsolicited”.”
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 1 month ago:
Well, if you could point out to me where I said I “have so much money”, that’d be great.
Otherwise one of us is going to look like an idiot.
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 1 month ago:
Cost is like, towards the end of the list of why I wouldn’t have kids. It’s certainly there, but number 1 would probably be something like “I would never forgive myself for bringing another life into this shitty world unsolicited”.
- Comment on brand new sentence 2 months ago:
The first thought whenever I see that you is “Dennis Reynolds, but scarier”.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I bought my first ever PC that was built for and came with spore.
I was happy with the computer, the game was… less than what I thought it was going to be.
- Comment on i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception 3 months ago:
Creed is an honorary Christian rock band, which is 1000x worse than a normal one.