People in this thread talking about population issues and I ‘m just here wondering how they knew how to make more sexually attractive rabbit sex toys.
Anon is a rabbit
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 months ago
Aussie Scientist 1: “Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?”
Aussie Scientist 2: “Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons.”
Aussie Scientist 1: “Rabbits don’t huge melons, that’ll be unrealistic.”
Aussie Scientist 2: “Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish.”
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 months ago
The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
i thought jessica was american
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Bluey: The teen years.
oce@jlai.lu 2 months ago
I checked it up and couldn’t find any reference, it seems op is completely fabricated and not straight. The only interesting method that was temporarily effective was the introduction of specialized viruses, until they became more resistant. www.nma.gov.au/…/rabbits-introduced
darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh well.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The list of things rabbits will fuck is a lot longer than the list of things they won’t.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I had pet rabbits. Both brothers. They were commonly giving each other “piggy backs”. Both were spayed.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
rabbits aren’t picky. they like to fuck.
missingno@fedia.io 2 months ago
People turn to escapism because they are struggling to make connections in the outside world, not the other way around.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if I don’t turn to escapism, but also don’t make connections… because both are really weird and boring?
And I just kinda chill out with my dog and cook a lot.
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 months ago
If weebs aren’t reproducing then it’s an absolute win.
tacotroubles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t think any new intervention was needed for that.
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And their “art collections” are like an absorber keeping school zones and playgrounds safer.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I personally would have blamed the cost of raising children myself ngl.
quarkquasar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cost is like, towards the end of the list of why I wouldn’t have kids. It’s certainly there, but number 1 would probably be something like “I would never forgive myself for bringing another life into this shitty world unsolicited”.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Also pretty up there is “I’d have to grow it inside my body, and then move it outside my body”.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
if you have so much money why do you think the world is so shit? legit question.
like, just go spend it and enjoy it.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
There’s also a major ethical issue with bringing a child into this doomed world
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The world is only doomed if you’re poor.
If you have a few million in the bank, it’s great and going to get even better.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s also a personal choice. No, I’m not talking about a person being gay, but a lot of people don’t mind being single. Or if they are partnered, they choose not to have any children. I personally fall in the former category.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m single and pretty much every single woman I met doesn’t want kids.
All they want is to spend their money on travel and food. I don’t get it personally, but man it’s the overwhelming thing they all care about above all else.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
True.
but also gay.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Problems with this theory:
- Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.
- Not even normies are reproducing.
- The real problem is more complicated.
- OP is a f…
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
- OP is a fantastic observer and logician
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
everyone is becoming femboys with animal tails. that’s the problem.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hear me out: tomboys with animal ears
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Not to argue about the other points but:
- Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.
Isn’t that where anime girls come from? So who ever wants to lower birth rates worldwide, started in Japan and now reaches other countries.
lemmur@szmer.info 2 months ago
Maybe the weapon got out of control and Japan was the first victim.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I think anime girls predate Japan’s current demographic problems. There was concerns in the past in Japan about overcrowding and anime girls may have appeared around that time.
So this theory is still plausible.
wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
I think humanity should go extinct anyway and avoiding having children seems to be a peaceful way to do so. The more we live the more we perpetuate the agony of existence.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OK Thanos.
shneancy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
there’s a better fit than Thanos - Zeke Yeager
themaninblack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is called antinatalism
wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
I know
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I wonder if people who say this type of thing ever put their money where their mouth is
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I say this kind of shit and I don’t have any kids. Most of the people I know who say shit like this aren’t having kids.
wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
I have a vasectomy if that is what you asked
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
ecofascist
wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Ecofascism, as far as I know, is when you use an extremist authoritarian enforcement of racist beliefs under the pretext of environmentalism, which is not what I claimed. I am not particularly targeting a specific group of people but humanity as a whole and I do not enforce my beliefs unto others at all really. Antinatalism is an existential problem, not a political one.
JayDee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not really peaceful i’d say. society’s infrastructure needs maintainers. The survivors of population decline would witness famines again, important civil structures collapsing, medication shortages, and a variety of other terrible woes. It’s not nuclear fallout or anything, but it’s not peaceful by any means either.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I already had two kids and let me tell you 7 years with their mother really took a toll on me. I happily fap to anime chicks now with a clean conscience I am done with real women.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
tell us more fam.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Gonna egde myself to anime chicks for a few hours tonight. Hoping to go at least four hours, but will definitely go more than two. Gonna blast ropes over my shoulder and splatter the cum-wall behind me.
Want to know even more?
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
You’ll love what they tried next: Fencing them in (stupid long fences) and when that didn’t work, biological warfare (Myxomatosis) which actually worked pretty well for a while. Enjoy your future.
fizzle@quokk.au 2 months ago
We use calixi virus now.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
isn’t this what a anime con is?
Sabata11792@ani.social 2 months ago
I wasn’t going to get laid either way.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?” - Garth Algar
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
This question better not awaken anything in me.
AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 2 months ago
[deleted]Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, it’s more like people making anime girl body pillows saw a market of desperate lonely people they could exploit than a plot to prevent anon from finding their true love.
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
I don’t think that’s why people aren’t reproducing. I also think it’s probably okay if maybe Earth just wasn’t meant to have 9 billion people on it.
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We actually produce enough food ro feed everyone on the planet twice over.
BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Food isn’t everything, we’re overusing resources in other spaces too; People don’t really want to slow down on electrical consumption, travel or general waste/plastics
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
I’m not totally sure why people are talking about food availability to me. The fact that there’s enough food means the earth IS meant to have 9 + billion people on it?
There will be some painful short-term consequences of population contraction, but no one has really convinced me we need to try to force people to have children yet, and “we could totally feed them” isn’t a compelling reason for forced reproduction either. Let the population decline if it’s going to!
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I don’t need to pass my genes for my personal offspring. This is not what parenting is about.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, I’m gonna stick to boinking irl women
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Love in Deep Space is a psyop.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yes, the ruling class wants to reduce the global population, which is why the ruling class is also constantly talking about how we need to increase birthrates.
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Who is the “ruling class” in this context? Governments, billionaires, someone entirely different? Because I think you’ll find it might not be the same people doing each of these things…
edible_funk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Only white birth rates. They explicitly say they each to reduce the population otherwise.
oce@jlai.lu 2 months ago
Is the first part ironic and the second not ironic? It’s not clear.