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Anon is a rabbit

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, the ruling class wants to reduce the global population, which is why the ruling class is also constantly talking about how we need to increase birthrates.

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    • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who is the “ruling class” in this context? Governments, billionaires, someone entirely different? Because I think you’ll find it might not be the same people doing each of these things…

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    • edible_funk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Only white birth rates. They explicitly say they each to reduce the population otherwise.

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    • oce@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is the first part ironic and the second not ironic? It’s not clear.

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  • darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People in this thread talking about population issues and I ‘m just here wondering how they knew how to make more sexually attractive rabbit sex toys.

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    • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aussie Scientist 1: “Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?”

      Aussie Scientist 2: “Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons.”

      Aussie Scientist 1: “Rabbits don’t huge melons, that’ll be unrealistic.”

      Aussie Scientist 2: “Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish.”

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      • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        i thought jessica was american

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Bluey: The teen years.

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    • oce@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I checked it up and couldn’t find any reference, it seems op is completely fabricated and not straight. The only interesting method that was temporarily effective was the introduction of specialized viruses, until they became more resistant. www.nma.gov.au/…/rabbits-introduced

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      • darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh well.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The list of things rabbits will fuck is a lot longer than the list of things they won’t.

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      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I had pet rabbits. Both brothers. They were commonly giving each other “piggy backs”. Both were spayed.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      rabbits aren’t picky. they like to fuck.

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  • missingno@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People turn to escapism because they are struggling to make connections in the outside world, not the other way around.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What if I don’t turn to escapism, but also don’t make connections… because both are really weird and boring?

      And I just kinda chill out with my dog and cook a lot.

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  • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If weebs aren’t reproducing then it’s an absolute win.

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    • tacotroubles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think any new intervention was needed for that.

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And their “art collections” are like an absorber keeping school zones and playgrounds safer.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I personally would have blamed the cost of raising children myself ngl.

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    • quarkquasar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cost is like, towards the end of the list of why I wouldn’t have kids. It’s certainly there, but number 1 would probably be something like “I would never forgive myself for bringing another life into this shitty world unsolicited”.

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      • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Also pretty up there is “I’d have to grow it inside my body, and then move it outside my body”.

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      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        if you have so much money why do you think the world is so shit? legit question.

        like, just go spend it and enjoy it.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s also a major ethical issue with bringing a child into this doomed world

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      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The world is only doomed if you’re poor.

        If you have a few million in the bank, it’s great and going to get even better.

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s also a personal choice. No, I’m not talking about a person being gay, but a lot of people don’t mind being single. Or if they are partnered, they choose not to have any children. I personally fall in the former category.

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      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m single and pretty much every single woman I met doesn’t want kids.

        All they want is to spend their money on travel and food. I don’t get it personally, but man it’s the overwhelming thing they all care about above all else.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True.

      but also gay.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Problems with this theory:

    • Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.
    • Not even normies are reproducing.
    • The real problem is more complicated.
    • OP is a f…
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    • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
      • OP is a fantastic observer and logician
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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      everyone is becoming femboys with animal tails. that’s the problem.

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      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hear me out: tomboys with animal ears

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not to argue about the other points but:

      • Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.

      Isn’t that where anime girls come from? So who ever wants to lower birth rates worldwide, started in Japan and now reaches other countries.

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    • lemmur@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe the weapon got out of control and Japan was the first victim.

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    • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think anime girls predate Japan’s current demographic problems. There was concerns in the past in Japan about overcrowding and anime girls may have appeared around that time.

      So this theory is still plausible.

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  • wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think humanity should go extinct anyway and avoiding having children seems to be a peaceful way to do so. The more we live the more we perpetuate the agony of existence.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OK Thanos.

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      • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        there’s a better fit than Thanos - Zeke Yeager

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    • themaninblack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is called antinatalism

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      • wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I know

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wonder if people who say this type of thing ever put their money where their mouth is

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      • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I say this kind of shit and I don’t have any kids. Most of the people I know who say shit like this aren’t having kids.

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      • wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have a vasectomy if that is what you asked

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    • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ecofascist

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      • wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ecofascism, as far as I know, is when you use an extremist authoritarian enforcement of racist beliefs under the pretext of environmentalism, which is not what I claimed. I am not particularly targeting a specific group of people but humanity as a whole and I do not enforce my beliefs unto others at all really. Antinatalism is an existential problem, not a political one.

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    • JayDee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not really peaceful i’d say. society’s infrastructure needs maintainers. The survivors of population decline would witness famines again, important civil structures collapsing, medication shortages, and a variety of other terrible woes. It’s not nuclear fallout or anything, but it’s not peaceful by any means either.

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  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I already had two kids and let me tell you 7 years with their mother really took a toll on me. I happily fap to anime chicks now with a clean conscience I am done with real women.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      tell us more fam.

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      • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Gonna egde myself to anime chicks for a few hours tonight. Hoping to go at least four hours, but will definitely go more than two. Gonna blast ropes over my shoulder and splatter the cum-wall behind me.

        Want to know even more?

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  • MalReynolds@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ll love what they tried next: Fencing them in (stupid long fences) and when that didn’t work, biological warfare (Myxomatosis) which actually worked pretty well for a while. Enjoy your future.

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    • fizzle@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We use calixi virus now.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      isn’t this what a anime con is?

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wasn’t going to get laid either way.

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  • AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, it’s more like people making anime girl body pillows saw a market of desperate lonely people they could exploit than a plot to prevent anon from finding their true love.

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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?” - Garth Algar

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      This question better not awaken anything in me.

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  • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think that’s why people aren’t reproducing. I also think it’s probably okay if maybe Earth just wasn’t meant to have 9 billion people on it.

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    • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We actually produce enough food ro feed everyone on the planet twice over.

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      • BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Food isn’t everything, we’re overusing resources in other spaces too; People don’t really want to slow down on electrical consumption, travel or general waste/plastics

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      • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m not totally sure why people are talking about food availability to me. The fact that there’s enough food means the earth IS meant to have 9 + billion people on it?

        There will be some painful short-term consequences of population contraction, but no one has really convinced me we need to try to force people to have children yet, and “we could totally feed them” isn’t a compelling reason for forced reproduction either. Let the population decline if it’s going to!

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  • yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t need to pass my genes for my personal offspring. This is not what parenting is about.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, I’m gonna stick to boinking irl women

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Love in Deep Space is a psyop.

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