Alvaro

@Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do stunt people fall down stairs without hurting themselves?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not that I am a stunt person, but as far as I know:

  • training (there are ways to fall that are more controlled and less harmful)
  • hidden safety gear (thick clothing, hidden protection)
  • hidden set safety (fake floors that are soft, mattresses that are removed in post, etc)
  • and finally, getting actually hurt, a lot… All stunt people get hurt often, it is an actually dangerous job
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Theories on Theories⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Except the physicists and the chemists would both argue that everything is all about probability

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Use oil or silicone based lube, you’re welcome!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking math...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The way I see it it makes simple sense:

  X% of Y = X * Y/100

  Y% of X = Y * X/100

  As we know there is no significance to the order here so it is easy to see why they are equal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just not the same anymore⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the opposite, what most people won’t even feel, I get actually high on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once used chilly oil as lube just to see.

  It was indeed a terrible idea, as I suspected.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Can Fly 200 Miles with No Fuel. Here's How | Tom Scott: England E2 (Paragliding)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could also do a hike&fly, which is where you hike up a mountain and then jump. From that point you just catch thermals, so literally zero fuel (except food for you body I guess)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Next time I want beans filled with cream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes a big mistake⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly timeless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst thumbnail⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk 😶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst thumbnail⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, I have no clue except that it is some sort of youth movement for girls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don;t most of us Americans only need like one foreign language to pass high school? Why not make it mandatory for like 3 or 4 languages?Would that not give us the upper hand when traveling?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Limited time and resources means ypu can’t learn everything.

  Is there a lot to improve and should certain subjects be switched for others? Sure. But does learning 4 languages to a very basic degree (which you will likely almost never use and therefore forget) important enough to kick off other subjects? I don’t think so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst thumbnail⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I was very innocent…

  I just thought that a “professional” chef comparing his boutique cookie to that of a girl scout gives a very dick vibe because why are you one-uping little girl cookies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Life would be easier if I just believed that I am superior and that my president is good, too bad I have a brain 🙃

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aside from possible allergy concerns, what's stopping people from grinding all the food waste into a mixed paste?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Food insecurity is not a resource issue, it is a class\profit\interest issue.

  Since the industrial revolution food production has always had the potential to feed to world easily with plenty left over.

  Why do stores call cops on starving people who go through the bins that are full of perfectly edible food? because profits (free food makes payed food less appealing)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Phone do you guys use?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  GrapheneOS on pixel 8 (terrible phone, hardware-wise) backed up to nextcloud (nextcloud sucks, looking to switch)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pigbutt Worm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We are all just accessories to a butt. All fish are floating butts that evolved go have cool stuff around that butt.

  All animals are a butt with extra stuff to make the butt butt longer and create more butts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE BRITISH COLONIZED OUR NIPPLES 🇬🇧☕️🧐⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why tag it NSFW? It is a nipple, and one made of rock…

  Also by tagging NSFW aren’t you reenforcing the idea that it is obscene?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't my shit and urine stink while they're inside me?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Use an airtight box??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the cake:

  Hard to cut with a spoon: fork

  Anything else: spoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to I prove to someone that the U.S. moon landing wasn't staged?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Check out professor Dave on YouTube, he just made2 2 long videos on the topic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's literally science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you! I do all of that and it still hurts!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not ace and I still all the things we do because we are horny are weird

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just scanning for the bear...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Noted. Attack men from the side, women from the front 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's it like living in 2?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If I had to guess, probably all come from some sort of template coin made by a single supplier or made by the same machine that has template designs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask him why it is orange?

  We know why most flames are orange, we know why steel glows red, and for the same reason (and many others) we know that the sun is white, so what his is reasoning for it’s orange color claims?

  Also ask him why sunsets and sun rises are more orange, and if he doesn’t know asj him what the color of the sky is and what color would you get if you combined all colors (white) and then removed the blue (you get yellow)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Totally normal book on audible⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Suspiciously close to a 32bit integer Overflow value in milliseconds (2^32^/1000/60/60=1193 hours)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks about wheat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The fall of gluten!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks about wheat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because it is not as solid I would say a bit more than the normal amount. the usual ratio is 1-2% by weight of flour, so for 500g or rice you would put 5-10g of dry yeast, I would suggest 3% so 15g.

  Don’t forget to add a bit of sugar otherwise it will rise very very slowly. I would add as much sugar be weight as yeast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks about wheat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also make it as a regular loaf using yeast and not a starter