themaninblack
@themaninblack@lemmy.world
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🐱 Tuesday 11 August 2026 1 week ago:
Hopefully Bank of Melbourne can handle their numbers better than their letters.
- Comment on A romantic kiss is gross when you see it this way 1 week ago:
When you kiss you are forming a torus with buttholes at either end
- Comment on Discussion thread Friday I guess 1 week ago:
I will be eating mince but I don’t know exactly how yet. Might combine with rice and beans?
Also I will be finishing a big task at work which will get my juices boiling.
I feel like I am on the cusp of a truly great execution of my first frittata
Here is a limerick by Alan Watts(?)
There was a young man who said though, It seems that I know that I know But what I would like to see is the I that knows me When I know that I know that I know
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- Comment on Doesn't add up 2 weeks ago:
What’s the cost difference between this and hiring rotating shifts of nurses anyway? I know the equipment wouldn’t be there but yeah
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 2 weeks ago:
Could just have a lamp at that point
- Comment on Anon is 23 2 weeks ago:
Yeah but this demonstrates exceptional interest, merit, and success.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🧭 Wednesday 29 July 2026 3 weeks ago:
Big ups to the nice and apologetic train driver on the mernda line last night.
Our public transit operators are some real class acts.
- Comment on Yeah i'll have a large coke and a - 4 weeks ago:
Excellent analysis from an obvious connoisseur
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤓 Wednesday 22 July 2026 4 weeks ago:
Aw nice I’m sure it will work out. One time I replaced a water valve in a washing machine for like $12 when my housemate wanted us to all pony up for $600 for a new one. I still feel pride. Hope you get that satisfaction.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🤓 Wednesday 22 July 2026 4 weeks ago:
Doing some computer stuff. I like the computer. You can get into shenanigans territory if you don’t treat it like a potential mess though.
- Comment on US Government Official refuses to answer basic question 4 weeks ago:
It’s similar to a question that doctors will ask you in the emergency department: “who is the president?”
Alongside questions like what “year is it?”
- Comment on Discussion Thread 😃 Wednesday 15 July 2026 5 weeks ago:
In a pique of frustration, said “dang” yesterday and my coworker loved it.
Pro tip: say “dang” at work and dazzle coworkers
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍎 Monday 13 July 2026 5 weeks ago:
Great Caesar’s ghost I hope he is doing ok. How unfortunate
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍎 Monday 13 July 2026 5 weeks ago:
lol no we were surprised by that one. Hope the gentleman is alright but I’d love to have seen it
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍎 Monday 13 July 2026 5 weeks ago:
Returning after a trip to cairns. I… am thinking of moving somewhere warmer.
Can’t really handle Melb winters.
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 5 weeks ago:
This is called antinatalism
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 5 weeks ago:
Yes. I wrote a script to make me green even though my employer doesn’t give a shit because I want the peace of mind even though I’m in your situation.
This micromanagement via surveillance is counterproductive any way you slice it. The peace of mind script makes me more valuable to my employer even though it might be inconsequential.
Bentham’s panopticon.
- Comment on thats a fire fit bro 1 month ago:
- Comment on May not buff out 1 month ago:
That pole is incredible
- Comment on It's been a while since I was fired from my job, so here's a picture of Windows updating at the wrong time 1 month ago:
That’s kind of a very good way to manage that. Sort of like chaosmonkey
- Comment on British police tries to arrest suspect 1 month ago:
This is the opposite of Brazil chases
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 1 month ago:
Elegant string of pearls configuration
- Comment on Yay, sponsored emojis! 1 month ago:
- Comment on It's almost half Christmas, blood. 1 month ago:
Christmas in July coming up down under
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🍜 Monday 22 June 2026 1 month ago:
It’s brighter today than it was yesterday, for the first time in like 6 months. Keep hope alive.
- Comment on Discussion Thread 🎨 Thursday 18 June 2026 2 months ago:
Cmoooonnn solstice!
- Comment on The ride of a lifetime 2 months ago:
Spoken like a wise man
- Comment on The ride of a lifetime 2 months ago:
I’m now a programmer with about 20 years of experience. Do you have advice for me?
- Comment on That's a no 2 months ago:
