Right Into the Dystopian Shit

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “The end is near.” is now a marketing tagline. Capitalism has become complete.

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  • BitchPeas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Late Stage ftw.

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• lambdabeta@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Classic Kanata ngl. Happy Canada Day from the east end of Ottawa. ;)

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get strong air force before society collapses

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• sniggleboots@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  does anyone else see a skull wearing a red bandana in the thumbnail, or am I too high

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  • itinerantme@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not too high. I had to squint first, but I see it.

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• BeUnique@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m picturing like a trendy Fitbit style workout but with some fun post apocalypse survival sprinkled in there like instead of flipping a tire on it’s side or something, you’re carrying a water heater full of clean water on your back for miles or challenging yourself to exercise after you haven’t eaten in over 24-48 hours while being asked to play the sound of bombs dropping and screaming on full blast (heh) on your surround sound system the night before coming in hungry and sleep deprived…

  You know, to really sell it!

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  • Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Given the popularity of Escape Rooms, you might ironically be onto something.

    Adrenaline is a hell of a workout motivator

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  NOW WE’RE JUST SHILLING FOR sales@ottawasignrentals.com

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  kanata

  … Is this in Canada?

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  • dunyol@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The bottom of the gym ad says “Ottawa sign rentals”, so I’d say it checks out

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      lore skill : 100.
      Observation skill: 0.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kanata is a town (or maybe just a neighbourhood?) just outside of Ottawa, the capital city of Canada. I have no idea if the similar-sounding names are related.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think the word is a native/indigenous/“Amerindian” word for village or similar. It’s where the origin or the word “Canada” comes from.

      By the way, happy Canada day to all Canadians and friends of Canada. I would like to count myself as the latter, as I enjoy much of your musicians’ works.

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• MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  idk i feel like purposely losing all my body fat the day the world ends is a bad idea. i could use a bit of cardio though hah

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m just gonna collect some cool martial arts weapons, learn to use them, and see how things pan out.

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• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well it will help, but without other survival skills you’re still toast.

  You’re mad max fantasy means nothing if you die of dysentery.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But there’s still toast?

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    • BitchPeas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yum toast!

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• Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lets say you have a spool of copper wire a magnet and car batteries. How do you make electricity with thi ?

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• LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah, I plan to be shot like a real man. But hey, maybe I’d look good during it…

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