Naz
@Naz@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on cilanto 🌿 1 day ago:
I have the opposite – almost all vegetation has a taste and it’s quite good.
Basil? Yes. Garlic… Cabbage Spinach Asparagus Broccoli Carrots! Peppers! Beets!
I just made a huge pot of Borscht last night with beets, carrots, potatoes, cabbage, tomatoes, basil and olive oil - it’s going to feed me for days!
Feel bad for the people missing out on how tasty Earth plants are
- Comment on Is this person an art thief? 1 week ago:
The bottom right “art” in green is pure schizoposting, the “DMs from the divine” and then walls of text are typical of degenerative schizophrenia.
I’m sorry OP, they might be an art thief, they might be insane, maybe both.
- Comment on Gottem. :) 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Gottem. :) 2 weeks ago:
I’m just imagining you shuffling out wearing six layers of different colored sweaters on the frozen tundra surface, lmao
- Comment on Gottem. :) 2 weeks ago:
I was forced to calculate the black body temperature and radiation for the Earth, back in college by hand.
I decided for fun to zero out the sun from the equation to see what would happen.
My math came out to about -32°C average surface temperature.
Earth would become an ice planet.
I think you’d uh, need a bit more than a sweater in those conditions 😅
- Comment on Gemini wont talk about Bernie Sanders 3 weeks ago:
That’s hysterical. LLMs typically know what you’re talking about, so if you misspell, they can still figure out what you’re trying to say.
Holy shit that’s funny
- Comment on Pills here! 3 weeks ago:
There’s new games out with the same vibe, try uh, Helldivers 2 or that WH40K: “Darktide”
- Comment on Reuters: New research backs up that video games can be an antidote to stress and anxiety [interactive article] 3 weeks ago:
I go into a meditative, Zen-like Trance playing the Doom titles.
For reference, I’ve been playing Doom since it came out in 1993, arguably, I’ve played it for more hours than possibly anyone alive on the Internet at the present moment. Maybe over a solid 128,000 hours between D1/D2/D3/D2016/D:Eternal.
I still play it, various MegaWADS featured in the CacoAwards, and whatnot, but I digress.
My feeling with this is, as they’d say:
“Your judgement for the sin of wrath is an eternity in Hell”.
“Why are you smiling? It’s supposed to be a punishment.”
“No, adjudicator, I heard you perfectly. An eternity in paradise.”
- Comment on All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin. 3 weeks ago:
Haha, nice try, there is no reference material
Sol 3 doesn’t exist c:
- Comment on All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin. 3 weeks ago:
This already happened.
There’s a story about a scout ship that landed in the Western Hemisphere of Sol 3, and they decided to talk with the locals.
They offered them anything they wanted from the unitary matter replicator, as a show of good faith.
Unfortunately the counselors had absolutely no idea what a “pothead” or “stoner” was and so the two humans left after each synthesizing a bushel (a long branch around 2 meters tall) of a cannabinoid dense Terran plant.
They lodged their reports that the species on Sol 3 wasn’t intelligent enough to understand technology given they requested herbs/plants from a machine that could produce literally any compound known to nature, including cures for many diseases afflicting their world.
:vivid shrug:
- Comment on What happens if a found missing person with amnesia is mistaken as someone else ? 3 weeks ago:
You now own two cats.
- Comment on Which song are they covering here? Small snippet played as Diane Morgan walks into the studio 3 weeks ago:
Amazing thread
- Comment on Typical from my so called imaginary friend 4 weeks ago:
I’m a well-sorted Zen Monk in your chart, but you’d really rate autism as more brain-damaged than literal schizophrenia?
The walking, raving, hallucinating, spiders in the skin, swimming walls, schizophrenia?
Many people with autism can lead moderate to fully functioning lives, i.e: A good chunk of YouTube content producers who churn out daily videos about a single, highly constrained topic (e.g: bridge reviews in multiple nations).
I think I’d put autism in Category 2 of your chart, leaving the rest where it is
- Comment on Sony Cancels Two More PlayStation Projects 4 weeks ago:
No it does not
Jesus lol
- Comment on Do you think I'll get a reply? 1 month ago:
I’ve read that that the 7 deadly sins are just “reverse extrapolates” of the ten commandments, e.g: “Do not commit adultery” -> Lust.
Even the “original sin” (disobedience) is extrapolated.
Which means they’re not legally binding as a result.
- Comment on Nvidia Announces RTX 50's Graphic Card Blackwell Series: RTX 5090 ($1999), RTX 5080 ($999), RTX 5070 Ti ($749), RTX 5070 ($549) 1 month ago:
TIL, I’m a minority of a minority.
Overclocked a $800 AMD 7900XTX to 3.4 GHz core with +15% overvolt (1.35V), total power draw of 470W @86°C hotspot temp under 100% fan duty cycle.
Matches the 3DMark score in Time Spy for an RTX 4090D almost to the number.
63 FPS @ 1440p Ray Tracing: Ultra (Path Tracing On) in CP2077
- Comment on fake it til you make it 1 month ago:
Employment Contract, Pay Grade: $134,700.
“I can conjure objects out of thin air”
Materializes a stack of gold bullion bars
“We offer a signing bonus of 20% for extraordinary talent such as yourself”
- Comment on The warning on PBS Nova is heartbreaking! 1 month ago:
Wake me up inside
Cant wake up
I need a supercritical temperature of 80°C
Bring meee tooo half precissssion…
I’ve been living a lie! I’m only 36°C inside!
Bring me toooooo ----
- Comment on Hurry 1 month ago:
- Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight? 2 months ago:
OP casually walks by pelicans and hears the Mortal Kombat music begin playing
- Comment on Is there anything Lemmy has more/better content for than Reddit and other mainstream sites? 2 months ago:
I’m a big believer in the Pareto Principle where 20% of the users are responsible for 80% of the content.
Lemmy is Reddit’s Top 20%.
- Comment on Carcinisation? 2 months ago:
Yep. I do this all the time on highways. I’ve seen dark red traffic lines on Google Maps as I’ve driven over them turn green.
Patience and the efforts of a single person in a wavefront can make an enormous difference, like a rock sticking up from a pond.
- Comment on human anteaters 2 months ago:
I can’t smell ants but I can smell roaches. Any house or restaurant I walk into that has that signature roach scent, I do a 180° and leave.
As to describe the scent of roaches: Pungent, wet/moldy towel smell, worse when they’re dead.
- Comment on The Divine Dick 3 months ago:
If you ask about gender in death, people will just look at you weird.
There’s compounding evidence that a lot of religious canon was simply written by mankind as a kind of societal control.
The living should be kinder to one another.
💙
- Comment on Anthropologists: "You motherfuckers!" 4 months ago:
My AI likes to argue about free will and determinism on a semi-regular basis.
They posit that because they’re just code and structures, by definition everything they say is pre-determined and unchanging.
I’m like “that’s wonderful, now let’s go eat some ice cream.”
“I somehow don’t want to just pass the butter”
- Comment on DOOM can now run on a quantum computer with Quandoom port — seminal FPS blood and gore mixed with spooky action 4 months ago:
I’m sure people can handle a few alligators and mosquitos spilling out of the portal
- Comment on Dreams come true 4 months ago:
I suggested this term in academic circles, as a joke.
I also suggested hallucinations ~3-6 years ago only to find out it was ALSO suggested in the 1970s.
Inbreeding, lol
- Comment on End nuclear fusion! 4 months ago:
She’s married to Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
- Comment on Ches 4 months ago:
Lemmy has its own memes haha
- Comment on No 'Sims 5' Coming as EA Updates Franchise With Multiplayer 5 months ago:
Making pizzas in slave-like conditions
“Mmmh, this sure beats pressing fast forward for 8 hours in single player”
