Naz

@Naz@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Distant Decline⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Crazy how the description of a painting by an art critic could now be used to recreate the painting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sit down!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you based Internet autist for doing the legwork and sharing your obsession of lexicography and cryptography 🩵

  I think your initial hypothesis is correct, that the author simply pasted an English word into an English/ASCII to Hieroglyphic converter, with the second word being Angry, the likely first word being “Very” (4) and shit out some hieroglyphics.

  Ironic, considering the punchline of the joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Majority of Americans Now Support Seizing Wealth From AI Industry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Green Mario?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Concentric Firmament Formation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Scroll up and down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gate of Quiet Cold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Diablo 2: Act 5

  ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Industrial Purple Platforms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is actually great; it’s like some concept artwork

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my own personal Chatgpt⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  stares at microprocessor architecture

  “Me the best”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Right Into the Dystopian Shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Given the popularity of Escape Rooms, you might ironically be onto something.

  Adrenaline is a hell of a workout motivator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FEMA Official Who Claimed He Once Teleported to a Waffle House Is Leaving⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah. Well, that completely blows my hypothesis out of the water. If the waitress says he shambled in drunk, then we’re back to the boring and most likely case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FEMA Official Who Claimed He Once Teleported to a Waffle House Is Leaving⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if he really did teleport?

  I know Occam’s Razor and all, but imagine an an interdimensional entity just messing with random people, teleporting them around.

  No reports come out of it because everyone’s too scared to be made fun of or institutionalized. 🤔

  You could go around doing crazy things with impunity using a portal gun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Newsflash pal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemons are an artificial creation by genetic splice of the bitter orange and citron :

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Newsflash pal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Botanist dragging a barrel of glowing green fluid across the tiles of the station floor

  Security Chief: “Botanist! What the ABSOLUTE HELL are you doing with 50 liters of radium?”

  Botanist: “Mutating the corn so it’s blight and drought resistant”

  Chief: “???”

  Botanist: “I’ve also mutated a species of hobby lemon to fill itself with sugary lemonade instead of citric acid”

  Chief: “Oh, holy crap okay go right ahead”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, this is like a live audience Mandela Effect

  Naughty OP!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World Watching⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think signing an AI generation is a big social faux pas.

  You might have spent hours getting the prompt, seed and other settings just right, but that doesn’t translate into ownership or artistry (you must paint or draw on the canvas or digital medium yourself)

  This is coming from someone who hipfires AI-Gen and never shares/posts online

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fafo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m from the good timeline and I can confirm:

  Don’t fuck with screw-worms. Eradicate them. They’re not “good for the ecology”.

  Also hello neutral timeliners 👋

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 1996 experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hellllll yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Meatwagon is right. The content is where the creators are, and they’ve all left Reddit; myself included.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Startling Epiphany⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The game is never over.

  New Game+ unlocked.
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you see it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh that’s funny. I see what you’re doing 😆

  Philosophers are no longer permitted on the beach 🚧 (/s)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you see it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  0. Imagine an island (e.g: Bermuda, Hook Island, Sardinia, etc)

  1. Draw a square or rectangle approximating all of the land not currently touching water (e.g: All pixels must not contain water)

  2. Draw a larger red square encompassing the smaller red square or rectangle.

  3. Subtract any brown, green, or “land” pixels, and add them to the total count of Box_1.

  4. Remove green, blue and other “water” pixels from Box_2.

  5. Your final result will be a red outline precisely mapping the coastline of the island in question. You can now measure distance by taking pixels and multiplying by the scale of the zoom-distance (parralax).

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Believe All Women’ Is a Right-Wing Trap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ![](sh.itjust.works/…/d0f83292-4666-447e-983e-ab1cfa0…

  The existential sigh that I utter each time I read something like this.

  There’s a cadre of highly-educated, well-paid consultants, sitting there in a board room somewhere with a cool shit-eating nothingburger of an organization name like McKinsey emblazoned on the wall, with a dossier/mission objective of:

  “How do we fuck up public discourse about human rights, so people vote, speak, and act against their own well-being?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol lmao

  👋👏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wizard’s Escape⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Playing tag with a dragon was a lot less fun than the wizard thought”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Destiny 2 is dead: "active development" ends next month after one final update, but Bungie says the MMO will still be "playable"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. I quit when a green floor item was a higher light level than the legendary yellow emperor launcher.

  It was so liberating to just… uninstall and never look back, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The house always wins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the canon rules is you can’t skip a property sale.

  If a player lands on a property, they earn the right to buy it at cost, or start an auction.

  If they don’t have the money to buy it, they can only auction.

  Other players can buy the property you landed on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gilded Repose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How I sleep at night in a zero-gravity bed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust and Dust Wanderer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like Kenshi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mint⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandma’s garden got a mint infestation, and I simply rip some up and make fresh mint tea whenever I visit :)

  It’s really really, good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNAddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The child is then born, gets to around 18 years old and challenges the father to a boxing match.

  “Brother, it is me, beyond the grave! I have come to reclaim my rightful place in the world, and seek my vengeance!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back to Bliss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And it boots Windows 98SE

  And there’s 480p files of Star Trek: The Next Generation still on the hard drive