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• mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “AMA and receive thoughtless one-liner answers”
  Good thread, OP. I fully optimized your mom last night.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  for what?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just generally optimized.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      just better at everything?

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not answering quickly it seems.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But are you fully functional?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve transcended functionality.

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    • Miller@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re a manager?

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then what good are you?

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• Klear@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is the most optimal question to ask you?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Are you fully optimized?”

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    • Klear@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you fully optimized?

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When will you wear wigs?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To the Optimization Ball.

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• subOrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s your morning routine?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While I’m still asleep an AI-generated orchestra radiates subsonic symphonic movements into my cerebral cortex. I awaken when the symphony reaches a crescendo. I take a coffee-ginseng bath while smart contact lenses display the latest economic data. I don’t use the data for anything because that would degrade the quality of the data as it rewires my brain. Then my muscles are electrically stimulated in my electro-gym machine (a repurposed tanning bed designed by Japanese drug lords). Then my blood vessels are cleansed in a zero-G centrifuge laboratory (blood pumped out and replaced with a cleansing saline solution while the blood is filtered of all impurities and finally returned to my body). Then it’s three hours of wall-climbing while screaming at the top of my lungs.

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is lyrics to a King Missile song, right?

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      that seems unoptimized (i could do better)

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    • garbage_world@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      God, please make it real.

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re already OP in this thread.

  What follows is that your are timized

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• sunsofold@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why have you stopped taking your meds?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have transcended my meds.

    I AM OPTIMIZED

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  what kind of keyboard do you use?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Keychron K5 SE (low profile) with mint switches (65g actuation force)

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• swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can you run DOOM?

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s for functional. If you want to test optimized, can you run Crysis?

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Immediately

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    • Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How?

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  26C FA582CC113 9063BB? A165? 3DA76 B2B2, 767A1A?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the Fibonacci sequence. Classic.

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dear god, you really are fully optimized!

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is the most optimized colour? For general optimality purposes.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am the rainbow

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• silver@das-eck.haus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does this make you the ultimate optimist

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    absolutely

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• etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why did you oil bukkake the pillow guy?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s just part of the optimization process.

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• BOplaid@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What do you think of unoptimized people?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They are the dirt from which I grew

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• dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  what’s your big O?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ∞

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    • missingno@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well that doesn't sound optimized at all.

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• Bohne93@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is your name Eric?

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  • LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    RE-OPTIMIZED

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  • Chaf@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s Erik with a K, goddamnit!

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• dgdft@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s your peptide stack, and how many times a day do you cold plunge + sauna?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    peptide stack

    Skunk resin

    how many times a day do you cold plunge + sauna?

    I bathe in coffee & ginseng every morning

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• iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  find all possible eigenvalues and eigenvectors for the following 3 x 3 square matrix [1/0 1/0 1/0; 1/0 1/0 1/0; 1/0 1/0 1/0]

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    NO

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  • iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    solve analytically Schrödinger’s differential equation to describe the wave function of a particle. IE: ih dphi(x, t)/dt = -h^2/2m *d^2 phi(x, t)/dx^2 + V(x,t)*phi(x,t)

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• folekaule@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are you a level 7 turtle?

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• GlizzyGobbler@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where did all the excess cheese from farmers go?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is no excess cheese. There is only cheese.

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why Dr. Phil?

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