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I am fully optimized. AMA

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • GlizzyGobbler@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Where did all the excess cheese from farmers go?

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  • iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    find all possible eigenvalues and eigenvectors for the following 3 x 3 square matrix [1/0 1/0 1/0; 1/0 1/0 1/0; 1/0 1/0 1/0]

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      NO

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    • iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      solve analytically Schrödinger’s differential equation to describe the wave function of a particle. IE: ih dphi(x, t)/dt = -h^2/2m *d^2 phi(x, t)/dx^2 + V(x,t)*phi(x,t)

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “AMA and receive thoughtless one-liner answers”
    Good thread, OP. I fully optimized your mom last night.

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  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What is the most optimized colour? For general optimality purposes.

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I am the rainbow

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    for what?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just generally optimized.

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        just better at everything?

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not answering quickly it seems.

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  • Klear@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What is the most optimal question to ask you?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Are you fully optimized?”

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      • Klear@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Are you fully optimized?

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When will you wear wigs?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      To the Optimization Ball.

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  • sunsofold@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why have you stopped taking your meds?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I have transcended my meds.

      I AM OPTIMIZED

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  • BOplaid@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What do you think of unoptimized people?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They are the dirt from which I grew

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But are you fully functional?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve transcended functionality.

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      • Miller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You’re a manager?

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      • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Then what good are you?

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    what kind of keyboard do you use?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Keychron K5 SE (low profile) with mint switches (65g actuation force)

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re already OP in this thread.

    What follows is that your are timized

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  • subOrange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’s your morning routine?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      While I’m still asleep an AI-generated orchestra radiates subsonic symphonic movements into my cerebral cortex. I awaken when the symphony reaches a crescendo. I take a coffee-ginseng bath while smart contact lenses display the latest economic data. I don’t use the data for anything because that would degrade the quality of the data as it rewires my brain. Then my muscles are electrically stimulated in my electro-gym machine (a repurposed tanning bed designed by Japanese drug lords). Then my blood vessels are cleansed in a zero-G centrifuge laboratory (blood pumped out and replaced with a cleansing saline solution while the blood is filtered of all impurities and finally returned to my body). Then it’s three hours of wall-climbing while screaming at the top of my lungs.

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      • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        that seems unoptimized (i could do better)

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      • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        This is lyrics to a King Missile song, right?

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      • garbage_world@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        God, please make it real.

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can you run DOOM?

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s for functional. If you want to test optimized, can you run Crysis?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    26C FA582CC113 9063BB? A165? 3DA76 B2B2, 767A1A?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ah yes, the Fibonacci sequence. Classic.

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      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Dear god, you really are fully optimized!

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Immediately

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      • Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        How?

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  • silver@das-eck.haus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does this make you the ultimate optimist

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      absolutely

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  • etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why did you oil bukkake the pillow guy?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s just part of the optimization process.

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  • Bohne93@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is your name Eric?

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    • LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      RE-OPTIMIZED

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    • Chaf@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s Erik with a K, goddamnit!

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  • dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    what’s your big O?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      ∞

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      • missingno@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well that doesn't sound optimized at all.

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  • dgdft@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’s your peptide stack, and how many times a day do you cold plunge + sauna?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      peptide stack

      Skunk resin

      how many times a day do you cold plunge + sauna?

      I bathe in coffee & ginseng every morning

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  • folekaule@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you a level 7 turtle?

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  • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why Dr. Phil?

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