This is why Americans are the only people not allowed to make fun of British food.
The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.
Submitted 7 months ago by NuWuX@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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gmtom@lemmy.world 7 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
There’s British food now?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
British TV leads me to believe their diet is entirely doner kebobs, indian food, fried fish, and the most expertly crafted baked goods an oven in a tent can produce.
RidderSport@feddit.org 7 months ago
Since food is just what you eat, anything can be food even though it is utterly disgusting
Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I counter with American Chili, Barbeque, and Corn Bread. I would give you Maryland Crab but I’m busy eating it.
beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 7 months ago
MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
It’d be so easy to make veg dogs look like this. Literally just put different veg in it, boom, different colors.
But no, gotta dye the tube of pig buttholes.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They don’t actually use pig assholes in hot dogs.
They use the chuckle.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
The Freedom Frank is War, Hallowiener is Death, Mtn Dew is Pestilence and Baja Blast is Famine.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.
BenReilly97@lemmy.world 7 months ago
So original flavor dew dogs are ok?
jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revolution wasn’t as strong.
But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.
bss03@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Have you tried Sweet Lightning? It’s a KFC exclusive flavor that hasn’t escaped containment the way Baja Blast escaped Tace Bell.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I have not, but I can’t remember the last time I was in a KFC. Is it any good?
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
I really want to try it.
Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Whimsical, colorful tubes of mashed eyelids and pussy lips!
OpenStars@discuss.online 7 months ago
jerkface@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
It’s kind of nice that they have stopped trying to hide the fact that this is an atrocity against animals and are just leaning into it. I guess.
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
It’s photoshopped
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Switch the top two, and get a fairly accurate political compass.
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 7 months ago
is this real?
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
No, it’s the same image photoshopped four times
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My god. An actual regular photoshop in the year of our lord 2024 🥲
FatTony@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Not gonna lie, it actually and completely had me fooled.
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The beauty of capitalism
match@pawb.social 7 months ago
Horsemen pronounced like hors d’oeurve
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Four dogmen?
Horsedogs?RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What does America taste like?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Artificial flavoring.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 months ago
I was going to say diabetes.
samus12345@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Mtn Dew Dew Dogs seems redundant.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Need some purple or green ketchup to go on those.
demizerone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I wonder if over consumption of dew dogs make yer teeth fall out. Yee haw!!
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Capitalism breeds innovation
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.
And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
You forgot hot dog flavored candy corn.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.
NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅
missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Where at least I know I’m free 🎵
Unless you’re poor, or black or gay, or trans or disabled or need healthcare-