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The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨NuWuX@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.

    And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You forgot hot dog flavored candy corn.

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      • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.

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    • NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅

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      • missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Where at least I know I’m free 🎵

        Unless you’re poor, or black or gay, or trans or disabled or need healthcare-

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This is why Americans are the only people not allowed to make fun of British food.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      There’s British food now?

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      • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        British TV leads me to believe their diet is entirely doner kebobs, indian food, fried fish, and the most expertly crafted baked goods an oven in a tent can produce.

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      • RidderSport@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Since food is just what you eat, anything can be food even though it is utterly disgusting

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I counter with American Chili, Barbeque, and Corn Bread. I would give you Maryland Crab but I’m busy eating it.

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      • beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’d be so easy to make veg dogs look like this. Literally just put different veg in it, boom, different colors.

    But no, gotta dye the tube of pig buttholes.

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    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      They don’t actually use pig assholes in hot dogs.

      They use the chuckle.

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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The Freedom Frank is War, Hallowiener is Death, Mtn Dew is Pestilence and Baja Blast is Famine.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.

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    • BenReilly97@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      So original flavor dew dogs are ok?

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revolution wasn’t as strong.

        But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.

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    • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Have you tried Sweet Lightning? It’s a KFC exclusive flavor that hasn’t escaped containment the way Baja Blast escaped Tace Bell.

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I have not, but I can’t remember the last time I was in a KFC. Is it any good?

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    • desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I really want to try it.

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  • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Whimsical, colorful tubes of mashed eyelids and pussy lips!

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  • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s kind of nice that they have stopped trying to hide the fact that this is an atrocity against animals and are just leaning into it. I guess.

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    • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It’s photoshopped

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Switch the top two, and get a fairly accurate political compass.

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  • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.

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    • NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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      Maybe see if you can convince your mom to get you some of these new flavors?

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      And don’t forget to Do the Dew Relish™!

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  • jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    is this real?

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    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      No, it’s the same image photoshopped four times

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      • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        My god. An actual regular photoshop in the year of our lord 2024 🥲

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      • FatTony@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Not gonna lie, it actually and completely had me fooled.

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  • thawed_caveman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The beauty of capitalism

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Horsemen pronounced like hors d’oeurve

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Four dogmen?
    Horsedogs?

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    What does America taste like?

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Artificial flavoring.

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      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I was going to say diabetes.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Mtn Dew Dew Dogs seems redundant.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Need some purple or green ketchup to go on those.

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  • demizerone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I wonder if over consumption of dew dogs make yer teeth fall out. Yee haw!!

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  • Mobiledecay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Capitalism breeds innovation

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