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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • simple@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there

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    • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dice, obviously.

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      • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can only get one though.

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    • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring

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    • pacmondo@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its just german, it says “The Mart”

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Potassium vaccines.

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      • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t kill you (assuming you didn’t get a whole bunch of lethal does). You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don’t absorb to the heart fat enough. It would, however, fucking HURT.

        Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tit loans please.

    Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Spongebob narrator voice: moments laturr…

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Those are like K or L cups lol.

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Break Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

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    • xorollo@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No word yet.

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      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.

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    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?

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      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.

        Thanks for the heads up!

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that the gas station from my house.wad?

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    • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.

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  • waz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red’s Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read “ed’s hoe Bar”. To my knowledge it never happened, but I don’t know.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If it doesn’t happen on its own, you might have to help a little…

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I’d check out what the fuzz is all about.

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  • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The spacing between tits and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.

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    • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.

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      • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, that’s a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.

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  • StThicket@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hell means luck in Norse.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.

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    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).

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  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost

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  • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hell looks awfully familiar… Something about happiness.

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    • ramius345@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      myhouse.wad

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      • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.

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    • iamjackflack@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right

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      • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Something something Tyler Durden… Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔

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      • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Only if it’s the BFG9000.

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  • variants@possumpat.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I remember a show store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes

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  • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No one believese, but I swear one time the stores lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably because you forgot to take a picture

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      • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This was back in the late 90s before cell phones were common, and I didn’t happen to have a camera in my car at the time.

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  • ampedwolfman@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.

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  • birbalkumar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Choosing wisely is crucial when it comes to financial decisions. If you’re in California and need quick cash, consider a payday loan with instant funding to a debit card. It’s a convenient option for those unexpected expenses that can’t wait. Always ensure you understand the terms and choose a reputable lender to avoid potential pitfalls.

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  • notanaltaccount@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Die mart. I would be curious to know if the title was just beijg edgy.

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