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- Comment on Just a little guy 19 hours ago:
The bite actually doesn’t kill you, it just shuts down your nervous system so you can’t breath.
I feel that’s like saying “getting mauled by a bear doesn’t kill you, it just causes major lacerations so all your blood leaks out”. Technically sure, but it seems like a bit of a pedantic distinction…
- Comment on He protecc 1 week ago:
I’ll settle for not being exposed to hard vacuum and high radiation doses to satisfy the curiosity of scientists tbh.
- Comment on Eat lead 4 weeks ago:
Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.
- Comment on The internet, every October 5 weeks ago:
Enjoy your deathtrap Americans
- Comment on Northern Lights shimmer over UK in stunning photos 1 month ago:
Solar maximum is 2025 so there should still be plenty of opportunity to see them.
- Comment on Oh Mon Dieu! 1 month ago:
What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?
- Comment on We met at a bar 1 month ago:
The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.
- Comment on Society 2 months ago:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?
…or was that Flareon?
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 2 months ago:
Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass
…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.
- Comment on 👁️ 🌹 💨 💨 2 months ago:
Light speed is constant but the apparent frequency and wavelength (which roughly corresponds to what colour we see) change due to the Doppler effect
- Comment on Gars 3 months ago:
- Comment on Shart, not fart 3 months ago:
No, more cheese!
- Comment on Why is it so easy to avoid nettles as an adult? 3 months ago:
- Comment on Brock’s gotta chill 3 months ago:
- Comment on The circle of life 4 months ago:
Induct? Or has he committed a crime I’m not aware of?
- Comment on Choose wisely 4 months ago:
Dice, obviously.
- Comment on Not to mom shame... 4 months ago:
- Comment on Get scattered 5 months ago:
Although, maybe they are saying that no one knows how sunsets work and so therefore a wizard did it. I would hope it is that first thing though.
There is still a decent chance it’s the second tbh. Fucking magnets/tide goes in etc.
- Comment on Mind = blown 5 months ago:
Infinite improbability drive usually
- Comment on Tacos. 5 months ago:
That’s for what comes after the Tacos I think.
- Comment on Dickite 5 months ago:
Will it be Cummingtonite though?
- Comment on I'm confused 6 months ago:
I’m confused and bi, does that count?
- Comment on How do recommend eating this? 6 months ago:
Well you know what they say: when life gives you lemonussy, make lemonussyade.
- Comment on Tour dates 6 months ago:
apolgy for poor english
when were you when beethoven dies
i was at house watching dog movie when phone ring
“Beethoven is kill”
“no”
- Comment on Yep 6 months ago:
“In the pipe, 5 by 5”
- Comment on Yep 6 months ago:
Uhuh
- Comment on Confused Reddit Users After Coming to Lemmy (Apparently) 6 months ago:
There are so many though. Which ones? Which ones do they post on?
- Comment on Confused Reddit Users After Coming to Lemmy (Apparently) 6 months ago:
Oh my god, that’s disgusting. Furry and anime porn on Lemmy? Where, where do they post those?
- Comment on Tory MP suspended over alleged misuse of campaign funds 7 months ago:
I guess if you know you’re going to lose your seat at the next election anyway why not embezzle some campaign funds while you still can.
- Comment on Well?? Does it?? 7 months ago:
Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you’ree sticking up there has a flared base so you don’t end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.