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- Comment on Day 760 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 week ago:
My thoughts on Control are entirely summed up by the limerick at the end of Yahtzee’s review:
Control is intriguing enough,
With its mysterious, inscrutable stuff,
But the combat is cloying,
And about as annoying,
As a limerick that doesn’t end properly. - Comment on Low rating 1 week ago:
In this case I don’t think it’s her face that they’re interested in her showing…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Technically it only has one lake (Bassenthwaite Lake), the others are meres, waters, tarns or reservoirs.
- Comment on Carenheit 4 weeks ago:
Less quick and dirty is double it, take off 10% and add 32. So both temperatures are exactly 50°F and 86°F
- Comment on RAM crisis averted 4 weeks ago:
It’d be a lot less than that if two breasts are 1000 terabytes
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
There’s always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass. - Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. - Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
There once was a young lad from Brighton,
Who said to his lass “you’re a tight 'un”,
She said “Bless my soul,
But you’re in the wrong hole,
And there’s plenty of room in the right 'un” - Comment on You can't unsee him 4 weeks ago:
I doubt he’s checking Lemmy to see if people are talking about him tbh.
- Comment on Can you smell.. 5 weeks ago:
What The Rock is cooking?
- Comment on We are living fewer years in good health: Is the NHS part of the problem? 1 month ago:
- Comment on We are living fewer years in good health: Is the NHS part of the problem? 1 month ago:
maybe if we all werent collectively spending 50% of GDP on the planet on killing each other we
Eh? Global military spending is 2.5% of GDP (Source)
- Comment on Terrorbird 1 month ago:
*may not apply in Alabama
- Comment on Former Tory minister Ann Widdecombe dies at 78 1 month ago:
Slight update on the story. Can’t say I saw that one coming…
- Comment on oopsie 2 months ago:
The UK: The fuck is the problem?
- Comment on FOR THE LAST TIME YOU'RE NEVER THE ONLY PERS- oh 2 months ago:
I heard about someone that ate a croissant core and then s croissant tree grew out of his stomach and killed him!
- Comment on I'm just better 2 months ago:
If we’re not going by solar time we should go with TAI. Fuck leap seconds.
- Comment on power generator 2 months ago:
Also primary battery cells.
- Comment on I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means 2 months ago:
Shouldn’t the cock be on fire in that case?
- Comment on Example 2 months ago:
Obama does look like he’s cracking off a fart in Trump’s direction here.
- Comment on The ultimate commuting strategy 3 months ago:
Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn’t actually burn very well.
- Comment on Gold 3 months ago:
FWIW this isn’t true, the $700 quintillion figure was an estimate of the total metal value (most of which would be iron as it happens) based on the asteroid being similar in composition to nickel-iron meteorites. As it happens we actually think it’s a fair bit rockier than that these days. There’d still be vast amounts of metal there but it would be harder to mine and process with the extra rock.
Also the estimate was just multiplying the mass of each metal by its current market price, which isn’t how any of this works anyway and AFAIK wasn’t actually made by NASA just to round out the number of ways this is wrong.
- Comment on Gold 3 months ago:
It has ~70% the conductivity of pure copper, it’s not “shit”
- Comment on Gold 3 months ago:
More likely - whichever billionaire mined it would hoard it off the market to keep the value high and make them richer.
- Comment on wth is the hole for 🙏😭 3 months ago:
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 3 months ago:
Nah, level 1 is actually correct. Regardless of its etymology, octopus is an english word and should be pluralised accordingly.
- Comment on It's been a tough month 3 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Our very own John Lennon
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 4 months ago:
Do you have a source for this as the only sources I can find (e.g.) suggest that’s an order of magnitude out
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 4 months ago:
I think they you so hard you a whole word there
