gnutrino
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- Comment on What they are referring to is in the lower left corner. Bet you intially missed it and had evil thoughts 9 hours ago:
I think her grabbing his hair with that predatory grin does as much as the word choice.
- Comment on master manipulators 15 hours ago:
Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?
- Comment on master manipulators 22 hours ago:
Honestly that may be what saves us. They try to manipulate us by being cute, we weird them out by being horny.
- Comment on Top 10 Rules to Strictly Come Dancing 1 week ago:
Well you’re missing the other 4 from your title for a start…
- Comment on I do! 1 week ago:
I’m solid
- Comment on Those poor kids 1 week ago:
You from Hartlepool?
- Comment on Deal-breaker 2 weeks ago:
family guy quotes and impressions.
Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…
- Comment on shoe 2 weeks ago:
Funnily enough the answer to that was right above your post for me
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 4 weeks ago:
It’s alright, given the current performance of Blue Origin it’ll take him a decade or two to get the missile working.
- Comment on Just a little guy 4 weeks ago:
The bite actually doesn’t kill you, it just shuts down your nervous system so you can’t breath.
I feel that’s like saying “getting mauled by a bear doesn’t kill you, it just causes major lacerations so all your blood leaks out”. Technically sure, but it seems like a bit of a pedantic distinction…
- Comment on He protecc 1 month ago:
I’ll settle for not being exposed to hard vacuum and high radiation doses to satisfy the curiosity of scientists tbh.
- Comment on Eat lead 1 month ago:
Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.
- Comment on The internet, every October 2 months ago:
Enjoy your deathtrap Americans
- Comment on Northern Lights shimmer over UK in stunning photos 2 months ago:
Solar maximum is 2025 so there should still be plenty of opportunity to see them.
- Comment on Oh Mon Dieu! 2 months ago:
What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?
- Comment on We met at a bar 2 months ago:
The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.
- Comment on Society 3 months ago:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?
…or was that Flareon?
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 3 months ago:
Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass
…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.
- Comment on 👁️ 🌹 💨 💨 3 months ago:
Light speed is constant but the apparent frequency and wavelength (which roughly corresponds to what colour we see) change due to the Doppler effect
- Comment on Gars 4 months ago:
- Comment on Shart, not fart 4 months ago:
No, more cheese!
- Comment on Why is it so easy to avoid nettles as an adult? 4 months ago:
- Comment on Brock’s gotta chill 4 months ago:
- Comment on The circle of life 5 months ago:
Induct? Or has he committed a crime I’m not aware of?
- Comment on Choose wisely 5 months ago:
Dice, obviously.
- Comment on Not to mom shame... 5 months ago:
- Comment on Get scattered 5 months ago:
Although, maybe they are saying that no one knows how sunsets work and so therefore a wizard did it. I would hope it is that first thing though.
There is still a decent chance it’s the second tbh. Fucking magnets/tide goes in etc.
- Comment on Mind = blown 6 months ago:
Infinite improbability drive usually
- Comment on Tacos. 7 months ago:
That’s for what comes after the Tacos I think.
- Comment on Dickite 7 months ago:
Will it be Cummingtonite though?
