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- Comment on David Walliams named as celebrity who tried to block publication of sexual misconduct allegations 2 days ago:
He’s been sectioned and is in a psych ward so you may be waiting for a while.
- Comment on Well would you look at that... 4 days ago:
Except for all the weapons and funding Iran has given them over the years…
- Comment on This could be interesting 1 week ago:
- Holes in the ass
- Tremors in the ass
- Antz in the ass
- Grease in the ass
- Room in the ass
- First Blood in the ass
- 12 Angry Men in the ass
- It’s a Wonderful Life in the ass
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in the ass
- Batman Begins in the ass
- The Dark Knight Rises in the ass
- Batman Forever in the ass
- Some Like it Hot in the ass
- Finding Nemo in the ass
- P.S. I Love You in the ass
- Comment on Apple’s engineers carefully designing the last 60 Hz OLED screens on the planet 2 weeks ago:
60 Hz is clearly enough for everybody
You should try VR sometime…
- Comment on Mmm, roasted apples. 2 weeks ago:
What the fuck kind of pink ladies have you been eating (ooh err matron etc.)? They should be fairly tart, not the tartest apple in the world but 3.5/5 seems fair to me.
- Comment on I'd believe any of them. 2 weeks ago:
He was genuine until it was too late, at which point he took up a liver transplant that could’ve gone to someone else had he not been an idiot.
- Comment on Might be reality sooner than you think 3 weeks ago:
It’s probably never getting sold, it’s definitely not going to be road legal if it is.
- Comment on Why I won't be participating in No Nut November 3 weeks ago:
Slightly less than one ovary as there are slightly more men than women in the world. I’d guess slightly more than one testicle too but I’m too lazy to do the maths on whether the sex ratio difference outweighs the removal/loss of testicles.
- Comment on new Tesla Roadster prototype 3 weeks ago:
Flying cars have been around for ages, they’re called helicopters. They’re loud, expensive and dangerous as every other idea for something equivalent is.
- Comment on On tax dodging whining, state-supported parasitism and "patriotism" 1 month ago:
I wish all these billionaires that are “going to leave” because they’re being “tax[ed] … to death” would actually fucking leave and not just change their resident country for tax purposes while still using our infrastructure and moaning constantly.
- Comment on But what if I don't like soy milk? 2 months ago:
That’s what the antidepressants are for…
- Comment on Google mistranslates the word because it uses English as a medium(probs). 2 months ago:
Doesn’t German -> Dutch basically involve just translating half the words to English and adding a silly accent though?
- Comment on Day 760 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 months ago:
My thoughts on Control are entirely summed up by the limerick at the end of Yahtzee’s review:
Control is intriguing enough,
With its mysterious, inscrutable stuff,
But the combat is cloying,
And about as annoying,
As a limerick that doesn’t end properly. - Comment on Low rating 2 months ago:
In this case I don’t think it’s her face that they’re interested in her showing…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Technically it only has one lake (Bassenthwaite Lake), the others are meres, waters, tarns or reservoirs.
- Comment on Carenheit 3 months ago:
Less quick and dirty is double it, take off 10% and add 32. So both temperatures are exactly 50°F and 86°F
- Comment on RAM crisis averted 3 months ago:
It’d be a lot less than that if two breasts are 1000 terabytes
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
There’s always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass. - Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. - Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
There once was a young lad from Brighton,
Who said to his lass “you’re a tight 'un”,
She said “Bless my soul,
But you’re in the wrong hole,
And there’s plenty of room in the right 'un” - Comment on You can't unsee him 3 months ago:
I doubt he’s checking Lemmy to see if people are talking about him tbh.
- Comment on Can you smell.. 3 months ago:
What The Rock is cooking?
- Comment on We are living fewer years in good health: Is the NHS part of the problem? 3 months ago:
- Comment on We are living fewer years in good health: Is the NHS part of the problem? 3 months ago:
maybe if we all werent collectively spending 50% of GDP on the planet on killing each other we
Eh? Global military spending is 2.5% of GDP (Source)
- Comment on Terrorbird 3 months ago:
*may not apply in Alabama
- Comment on Former Tory minister Ann Widdecombe dies at 78 3 months ago:
Slight update on the story. Can’t say I saw that one coming…
- Comment on oopsie 4 months ago:
The UK: The fuck is the problem?
- Comment on FOR THE LAST TIME YOU'RE NEVER THE ONLY PERS- oh 4 months ago:
I heard about someone that ate a croissant core and then s croissant tree grew out of his stomach and killed him!
- Comment on I'm just better 5 months ago:
If we’re not going by solar time we should go with TAI. Fuck leap seconds.
- Comment on power generator 5 months ago:
Also primary battery cells.