gnutrino
@gnutrino@programming.dev
- Comment on Forgive them, for they know not what they do 3 days ago:
Landserf would be a more accurate term.
- Comment on I don't see the problem. It's A tree. It's not THE tree. 6 days ago:
unless someone went to the trouble of making a font that looks exactly like AI generated text.
Can I just say that’s a hilariously evil idea to fuck with people and if I knew more about font formats I’d be tempted to give it a go.
- Comment on Heartthrob with the flying elbow 1 week ago:
Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol
- Comment on Punk circa 1200 AD 1 week ago:
Technically never got arrested for it though did he?
- Comment on Me too, thanks. 2 weeks ago:
Pretty sure that’s a picture of the Andromeda galaxy so I’m nowhere near there. We don’t have images like that of the Milky Way for hopefully obvious reasons.
- Comment on UK Home Office hands Fujitsu contracts worth £25mn 2 weeks ago:
It was the Post Office that lied about it but the software Fujitsu developed was still shit.
- Comment on Annihilation 3 weeks ago:
Legolas maybe?
- Comment on Dr. RFK Jr 3 weeks ago:
It’s literally a painting of Edward Jenner inventing vaccination…
- Comment on Elon Musk wants the U.S. to “Liberate the people Britain from their tyrannical government” 3 weeks ago:
Yes. No oil.
hastily hides the north sea oil fields
- Comment on These dames wanting inclusivity 5 weeks ago:
Is that a US specific term? Do British women get called Astute class nuclear attack subs?
- Comment on "Images of 'Saint Luigi Mangione, The patron saint of health care justice' have been making rounds on social media" 5 weeks ago:
I’m not sure they can waive the requirement that a saint be dead however, it’s sort of part of the definition…
- Comment on What they are referring to is in the lower left corner. Bet you intially missed it and had evil thoughts 5 weeks ago:
I think her grabbing his hair with that predatory grin does as much as the word choice.
- Comment on master manipulators 5 weeks ago:
Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?
- Comment on master manipulators 1 month ago:
Honestly that may be what saves us. They try to manipulate us by being cute, we weird them out by being horny.
- Comment on Top 10 Rules to Strictly Come Dancing 1 month ago:
Well you’re missing the other 4 from your title for a start…
- Comment on I do! 1 month ago:
I’m solid
- Comment on Those poor kids 1 month ago:
You from Hartlepool?
- Comment on Deal-breaker 1 month ago:
family guy quotes and impressions.
Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…
- Comment on shoe 1 month ago:
Funnily enough the answer to that was right above your post for me
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 2 months ago:
It’s alright, given the current performance of Blue Origin it’ll take him a decade or two to get the missile working.
- Comment on Just a little guy 2 months ago:
The bite actually doesn’t kill you, it just shuts down your nervous system so you can’t breath.
I feel that’s like saying “getting mauled by a bear doesn’t kill you, it just causes major lacerations so all your blood leaks out”. Technically sure, but it seems like a bit of a pedantic distinction…
- Comment on He protecc 2 months ago:
I’ll settle for not being exposed to hard vacuum and high radiation doses to satisfy the curiosity of scientists tbh.
- Comment on Eat lead 3 months ago:
Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.
- Comment on The internet, every October 3 months ago:
Enjoy your deathtrap Americans
- Comment on Northern Lights shimmer over UK in stunning photos 3 months ago:
Solar maximum is 2025 so there should still be plenty of opportunity to see them.
- Comment on Oh Mon Dieu! 4 months ago:
What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?
- Comment on We met at a bar 4 months ago:
The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.
- Comment on Society 4 months ago:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?
…or was that Flareon?
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 4 months ago:
Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass
…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.
- Comment on 👁️ 🌹 💨 💨 5 months ago:
Light speed is constant but the apparent frequency and wavelength (which roughly corresponds to what colour we see) change due to the Doppler effect
