The ultimate commuting strategy

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• rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  Source: xkcd

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  • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    He never misses

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If you’re a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Image

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• orhtej2@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Bats

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  • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This infograph is very compelling

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Lol … city and multiple traffic tickets to families … “You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed”

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws … your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  What about “grinded”?

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Lol. Grinded

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Brown chicken brown cow

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    “It’s PEOPLE!”

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• nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Nice roast

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• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  …and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn’t actually burn very well.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      gotta jerk’em first, get those fluids out

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      That’s why you gotta let the fuel dry out in the sun first

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Someone go post this in FuckCars

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Do they fuck cars there?

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I’m sure some of them would secretly like to

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

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• Eresea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Cremation is the future

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• gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  life is a detour to death

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• Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Now put them in a singularity

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Or…

  Spaceships for everybody?

  Plenty space in space.

  Expanding faster than we could fill it.

  “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need ‘‘roads’’.” – E.Brown.

  “The only way is up!” – Yazz.

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  • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    ive been patiently waiting for starfield in real life 😃

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Yeah but how do they look up Tom’s butthole?

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• manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Haha what if we just killed everyone is some fascist bullshit if you ask me OP

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  • binux@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You got me, I’m actually Walt Disney’s frozen head on a burner account

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  • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You new to jokes?

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  We’re mostly water.

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• byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  How about the water you need to make people grow from the ash?

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• BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Theres good eating on one of those drivers

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Look at all the space for mid rise, mixed use, residential!

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