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gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

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Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.

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- gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  There’s always the less innocent:
  
  There once was a man from Madras,
  Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
  In inclement weather,
  He’d rub them together,
  And lightning came out of his ass.
  
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